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Published: 2013-07-08 07:27:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1348; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 15
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Description Come on. Agree with me. Tau would be peaceful if they met the Equestrians rather than destroy then right away.


Background story time...

Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, There was this Chaos space marine. He was scouting for more worlds to plunder for his warband... The dreaded black legion!
He was beginning to lose interest until he came across a local inhabitant. It was a small yellow pony. At first the Chaos space marine thought it was just a mere beast, Until it was speaking to the other wildlife.
The Chaos space marine was surprised, Then he chuckled with a maniacal tone. He then followed the pony hoping it would lead him to more of them, until she led him strait to ponyville.
Observing the locals allowed the Chaos space marine to discover that these were Xenos which were the pure essence of innocence and kindness, A perfect offering to the blood god.
The spilling and massacre of these harmless beings would be pleasure to the daemons and relaying Chaos forces the Chaos scout was intending to summon.

At this same time, A Tau task force was making a small outpost on the outskirts of the thick forest outside of the local civilizations. This specific unit of Tau forces were ordered to maintain a healthy and sturdy alliance with the locals. They have yet to make contact with the peaceful yet primitive race.
A Tau fire worrier relay team was making a scouting path for the other Tau cadre to safely progress through the dense forest. But they noticed a Chaos space marine attempting to open a small rift in the warp to summon reinforcements by sacrificing the very same yellow pony that he had been following. The Relay team Would not stand for the sacrifice of an innocent and harmless creature.
They opened fire upon the Chaos space marine, making an effort to halt the warp tear.

After a long firefight with the Chaos marine, they defeated him by cunning tactics and superior firepower. Thus rescuing the small pony from a heinous and bloody death.
the pony was in shock after seeing what she had witnessed. They weren't used to seeing death and the spilling of blood.
One of the Tau offered assistance, The pony was really shy but soon became acquainted with the soldier of peace.

And everyone lived happily ever after. (except the Chaos marine)

The end.
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Comments: 13

Professor-Sponge [2018-11-03 03:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Only problem is if the Tau discovered the world Equestria was on they'd try to subvert their culture and convert them to 'the greater good' which is just what's good for the Tau Ethereals.

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CptStrider [2017-02-08 12:52:22 +0000 UTC]

Of all the factions that could come across, surely the Tau would be the less... dangerous for the ponies.

But anyway, if Equestria exists in the WH40K universe then it's simply FUCKED (Like the rest of the universe in fact).

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hyperborey [2013-12-28 00:01:23 +0000 UTC]

FUCK THE PONY!

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ToaDJacara [2013-07-27 14:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Awwwwww cute

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Gh0sTHunT3R [2013-07-08 13:49:16 +0000 UTC]

DAT IMAGE nnnnnnnngghhh SO CUTE

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ALMarkAZ [2013-07-08 13:26:34 +0000 UTC]

So.. great., Backstory

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SigmatheArtist [2013-07-08 09:04:18 +0000 UTC]

I totally agree with the Tau being peaceful with the Equestrians.

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Darkwraith-Turk [2013-07-08 07:41:08 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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zOMG-a-DropBear In reply to Darkwraith-Turk [2013-07-08 07:41:56 +0000 UTC]

4 u

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Darkwraith-Turk In reply to zOMG-a-DropBear [2013-07-08 07:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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thenethernaga In reply to Darkwraith-Turk [2013-07-08 07:47:46 +0000 UTC]

trell

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thenethernaga [2013-07-08 07:30:29 +0000 UTC]

no desu in sight 0/1000

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zOMG-a-DropBear In reply to thenethernaga [2013-07-08 07:36:01 +0000 UTC]

But you commented here. You bring da desu.

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thenethernaga In reply to zOMG-a-DropBear [2013-07-08 07:46:10 +0000 UTC]

duh, put the pic is unkawaii, prepare for desurok

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CrazyLuigi2112 In reply to thenethernaga [2013-07-09 23:03:46 +0000 UTC]

2 u it iz c:

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