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zOMG-a-DropBear β Sparity is not canon.
Published: 2013-01-19 18:45:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1103; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 61
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OK, I'm tired of seeing SPARITY crap everywhere. Its not bloody canon bronies. Jesus, you see one small thing and you make an explosive deal out of it. Rarity is too old for spike and too good for him. They're only friends, even though spike wants her sweet tang, She'll never allow it. She's not a whore, not a slut & especially not anyone who would stoop that low as to "FUCK" a 'baby' dragon.COME'ON PEOPLE! How can you seemingly support pedophilia.
And Spike fucking Rarity pics are just as bad as seeing CMC porno pictures.
Grow up and take a good long hard look at yourselves.
SPARITY is not canon and will never happen... EVER!
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You again?
Would've thought you'd run away at the sight of me after I logically dominated you.
I guess stupidity is ignorance, & ignorance is bliss.
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Just saying happy what ever day ,Did you notice you were banded?( Thought it was a bit harsh, Have a good day
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What are you on?
I was never banned. I can't get banned.
You need to pull your head out of your deluded ass, boy.
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When IΒ checked you were banned for how long I don't know ,But you were. I sure don't run the site. bye.
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LOL kid.
Get your shit right.
I was never banned.
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I just notice how people saying that dragons live longer than ponies and that Spike is a teenager, it sounds illogical.
If they say Spike lives longer as a dragon, and by dragon's standards, he's still a kid. Of course he's older in pony years, but he's still a kid, not a teenager. Oh god, this whole thing about Spike lives longer as a baby dragon but a teenager in pony years just gives me a headache. So confusing.
Take it like Miss Martian of the Young JusticeΒ images.search.yahoo.com/search... . She's 45 years old and by Earth's standards, she's a middle-aged woman. However, she's a teenager by Martian's standards, so there's no point of saying that Miss Martian is a 45-year old lady hitting on a 16 year old boy. That's the same thing with Spike and Rarity.Β
Even Spike is very younger than the teenage dragons in Dragon Quest. I think the Sparity fanatics forget about it.
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This is the very fact that I try telling these idiots.
Bit they prefer pedophilla.
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Well what can you expect? At least there are the other people who understand Spike is a child but just go with "what if there's someone that looks like Spike but very older", but others refuse to understand that Spike is a child and that he's an adult then make it more difficult to accept the fact he's a kid, rather than making it simple, sometime hypocritical about it or be fussy about it.
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Of-course you would say that. First glance at your profile... [SPARITY FAN]
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Frankly, I have to agree. It's a terrible shipping to begin with; and I've seen way worse shippings.
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I don't ship them together, but at the same time, I have a hard time imagining Rarity enjoying seeing him get hurt. I mean, he did give her the Fire Ruby, which she loved, and she does call him Spikey-Wikey. He has a school-kid crush on her, which he will eventually grow out of, and I think she views him as more of a little brother.
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I like your opinion. Only cause its a dam correct fact.
You are smarty.
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That`s why I say "Friendship before pairings". And do I see a black Combine Pyro + white Biohazard Medic?
Love that you used the Metro Police member for a brony, since Metro Police is already really derpy in GMod.
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plus in the episode "secret of my excess" (if i got the title right) she totally friendzoned him
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You Sir, You and Your words are all right, And nobody can deny it.
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Dragons age slower than ponies.
Some fuckstick told me that Spike was a year younger than all of the main six.
Wrong Sir, Wrong.
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Another proof that Spike is a baby dragon is this [link] XD I wonder if any bronies ever notice this, but that probably just me
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Yes.
You are smart boy.
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Yes, she's too old for the guy who Twilight hatched to get into Magic Kindergarten, making him four years younger. She's also too good for the guy who constantly helps her out, does whatever he can and ask nothing in return, and saved the Crystal Empire. I find your hate funny. I'm willing to bet you have some OC who's really just a self insert you ship with Rarity, becuase every attention grubing bitch who complains openly about any ship and feels the need to make a spetale always does. Now, I think I've wasted more then enough time on something as worthless as your whiny, egotistical, complaint. I did enjoy the laugh at your incomptancy though, so thanks.
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Stop beating the dead horse.
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Maybe beating the dead dragon?
*YEEEEAAAAAH*
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Ai em zee moist smarts geniune in zee history of vorld!
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Cookie! It will be mine!
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There is NO COOKIES!
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The cookie is a lie!
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... this is going to make getting that cookie much harder.
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It will be mine! Now I just need a intricate pully system and some rope.
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I HAVE A CAKE IN MY BACK POCKET! YOU'RE FUCKED WITH A COOKIE!
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... I don't think I want cake thats been in your back pocket, mate. I'll stick with my cookie.
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