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Published: 2015-11-17 23:38:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1299; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 2
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Description I could use this space to talk about Rhesus Christ and his ministry, but you’re probably all familiar with his teachings, parables, and miracles from the simian scriptures. Most of them involve bananas.

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This first appeared on Defenestration www.defenestrationmag.net on Saturday, November 14th.

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---AK
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Comments: 24

Rodlox [2015-12-11 22:03:15 +0000 UTC]

some days, Rhesus probably thinks "shoulda gone into medicine like mom wanted"

a great comic!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Rodlox [2015-12-12 19:29:05 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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Ailda [2015-11-24 21:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Ray-Soos is a easier way to say it, you have no idea how strange I was saying that haha

Plus, it's a pretty wicked name!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Ailda [2015-11-24 22:03:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes Yes it is.

---AK

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hooksnfangs [2015-11-24 05:49:18 +0000 UTC]

So I read "Ray-5005" for some reason...

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to hooksnfangs [2015-11-24 22:03:55 +0000 UTC]

That's the future version.

---AK

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Phraggle [2015-11-24 00:13:35 +0000 UTC]

I like that no one has a nose.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Phraggle [2015-11-24 22:04:29 +0000 UTC]

Noses are for sissies.

No nose was good enough for Tycho Brahe, after all. And he was a drunken, dueling alchemist!

---AK

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paintmarvels [2015-11-23 19:01:13 +0000 UTC]

just monkey bussines!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to paintmarvels [2015-11-24 00:07:57 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

---AK

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bubbabella12 [2015-11-21 01:43:27 +0000 UTC]

This is pretty damn funny.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to bubbabella12 [2015-11-21 03:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

---AK

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bubbabella12 In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-11-23 22:18:15 +0000 UTC]

Np

---Bubba

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ElectricGecko [2015-11-18 04:16:09 +0000 UTC]

I love this.  This one takes crazy to its logical conclusion, and does so in a classy convertible.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ElectricGecko [2015-11-19 02:17:21 +0000 UTC]

Thank you.

---AK

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ejala [2015-11-18 01:37:27 +0000 UTC]

All I can think is that the Librarian-the orangutan from Discworld, not Dr. Carter from ER- must have been a follower.  Memory's a little fuzzy, but wasn't it banana cream pie he'd insist someone get in the face in all plays and operas in the city? Everyone complied since he'd throw things at the actors if they didn't.  Hence things like Hamlet with the Banana Cream Pie Scene, or Figaro with the Banana Cream Pie Scene.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to ejala [2015-11-19 02:18:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I believe he did make those suggestions.

---AK

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Size-And-Stupidity [2015-11-18 00:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Rhesus! I didn't expect that joke.

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to Size-And-Stupidity [2015-11-19 02:18:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey man, don't use his name in vain!

---AK

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glowworm56 [2015-11-18 00:00:48 +0000 UTC]

So this is kind of like the Hispanic pronunciation of "Jesus" as a name?  

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to glowworm56 [2015-11-18 00:02:08 +0000 UTC]

It it exactly that.

---AK

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LoadsOfRandomness [2015-11-17 23:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha brilliant!

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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to LoadsOfRandomness [2015-11-18 00:02:15 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

---AK

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LoadsOfRandomness In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2015-11-18 00:07:59 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome!

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