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AlexanderCasteels β How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39741; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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I love how most of the people who've commented on this saying it was "OMG hilarious" seem to fit into at least one of the categories you bashed. Congratulations on your fanbase of hypocrites.
It was pretty amusing. I'd say it would have been funnier if you had taken yourself more seriously, and acted more like one of the assholes you were criticizing, instead of perpetually half-mocking them.
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brilliant...runs off to obtain his divinity...
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nyahahahahaha!!! i laughed so hard i swear smthin came out of my nose. damn, you're evil. i love you!!! and by the way, i love kurt cobain too.
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oh, by the way.. i love the EYES! how you dealt with that.. haha!
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whoa alex!i told you i've been looking a lot out of your crap... *weeeeeee* you're my superhero! haha! even peeked at your website.. haha!
i love this! got some straight hits about the anime shit.. im one anime bitch but i swear i couldnt care less!! damn i never thought you could make people smile.. hehehe...
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ive had a few beers tonight, but that is some funny shit. now i have the hiccups. you fuck
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Had a lot of fun reading this.
I wonder if I should give this a try... *giggles*
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HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT
THE PHOTOGRAPHY ONE WAS GREAT.
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I love this. Ha... im prolly in one of those cat. but whatever. .love.bdtbd
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haha man.. that rocks!! XD i couldn't help but laugh.. haha.. god job..XD
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I love it! I was in stitches... 
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Wowwww you are completely right maaan.
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for the record, i must say that while this was very true in the light of it all, that we all start off somewhere awful; on the bottom. though i just started an account and have only submitted one deviation so far i really have to point out that we all cant be part of the "old DA sphere" as someone else put it... all in all i felt a little intimidated, and im sure that the creators would strongly suggest that you DONT discourage new people from submitting new stuff or even joining at all. we cant all be born as educated as you must be...
Thanks.
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What about the gothic/emo pretty boys
they bother me a lot more!!!!
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XD ... oh gawd!.... it's hard not to read all the "Tutorial"... can grab some good smiles, congrats.
Just hope you change your point of view about the anime part, at least... yeah, some are copies and are used and abused but... there's plenty artists here on DeviantArt (and also outside) that make original and great art, using manga as reference but because they like to do it ^-^= (.....and yeah, i'm a Manga-style-Fr3ak too 
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its not bad actually. realistic and down to earth in the most crude sense, but still. down to earth nonetheless x)
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Your diction was, frankly, amazing for this piece. If your purpose was to piss off the audience, that is...lol...oh man. Well done. 
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omfg THATS hilarious...and somehow true...how is that being a jack ass tho??!?!?!?
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by the way, you forgot to include that whole "anthro-goth s&m" animal trend. that would have been HILARIOUS.
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oh my lord. that was absolutely brilliant.
i mean wow.
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It's very practical thing for unpopular deviants. Well done.
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the real question is whether this really DOES deserve a daily feature, coz it's hell funny but makes us dood look bad >.< oh the irony!
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You know, the only thing funnier than reading the tutorial is the hundreds of comments left afterwards.
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That had to be one of the funniest things I have seen here on DA
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it's actually quite tempting to try it, just to see if it works.
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LOL, so THAT'S how they do it! xD
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you forgot boobs for the daily deviation. boobs and fake blood works for goth too. but mostly boobs.
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*Falls over laughing* Omg, I can't believe you, you awesome bastard!
I love the spiral staircase repetition...classic.
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wow. im glad so many people can take a joke.
well... i laughed. thats all that matters.
adieu and well played,
-corbin
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Wow..I love this...I've seen those galleries EVERYWHERE! I almost died laughing...
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Man. I wish my fucking ages looked cool in roman numerals. Your success is clearly down to this factor. Id be such a fucking legend if it spelt a word lik XIX. It sounds like some next alien vampire slayer killer dood... or something.
On another note, your a legend for pointing this shit out, especially cos you are pretty big on the olde DA sphere. If I said it Id just sounds bitter, because I am.
You could ammend this to say that if you want a DD you need to take a black and white picture of a really hot naked chick and adjust the levels a bit so its not too contrasty/really contrasty. Oh yeah, and make sure you cant see her snatch (thats porn) but you can see both her tits. One tit = no DD.
There was something else I was gonna say. Oh yeah you have to be bitter about your success because people keep wanting to use your pictures and then leave in a huff. This will guarantee you a legendary Kurt Kobain status as one who truly was made to suffer for their art.
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that just made me giggle inside like no other.
i have respect for everyone's art on here, but you have to admit that was funny as hell and quite true in some parts.
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haha cool.
is it worth listening to u?
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I salute your brilliant-ness *bows*
love it
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i totallly agree
btw i like your work
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this one is really funny!!!!
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Your sick!!!!!!! I mean are you this way just to get attention or do you realy think this? If you think this then your a hard ass; if your doing this for attention then your a posser. I do though support your balls in saying these things. I always love a person willing to say things that will piss off those around you. Question, are what you are on this? Where you once an anime freak, cause I sense that freak eye thing hidden in your work.
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bionic7 has enough attention and he really didn't seek attention this way.
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I see that now, I also see below the skin to the heart. K, K
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