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AlexanderCasteels — How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39737; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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Thank you much. I live to make sarcastic comments against the powers that be.
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I want to confess my love to you. I have some spiral stairs in my house, I'm gonna go get my box camera and try to take some crazy amazing art. : ) thanks for the tips! (....it's funny how true this whole thing is. : ) )
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you also forgot the easiest way to get a DD:
Post a nude female, with DD size breasts.
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this would be hilarious if it weren't absolutely true.
I'm currently engaged in a "mod war"
over the "new & improved submission process"
so I couldn't read it all..
does it include kissing the mods' and mods' buddie's friends asses until your lips turn black?
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Way to poke fun at things. But honestly, photography isn't really just "point and shoot at cool stuff" cause you actually need an eye for things.
But other than that...XD
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hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
it's funny 'cos its true
into me favorites you go lad.
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hahahahhahhahahaha
anyway this comment is absolutely worthless
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i wonder how many favourites you got for this one?
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Oh I got a good chuckle out of that one. To heck with all the people who are whining at you for this.
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I think you forgot to put some things in the photography part... like, 'be sure to have a whorish blonde model who has big boobs and shaved legs. take pictures of her naked in whatever angle you want - even a stupid snapshot will do - anyway, no one will care, what they'll care about is the naked model. you'll get TONS of favorite for that one.'
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Absolutely hilarious! 
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HEY BITCH! I love TOOL! and I am a photographer! Thats one hell of a coincidence
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alright... let me start with this....hahahahaha... now this is where i say "you have a great gallery, please come and look at mine" ...another way to be a DA god...
wait here it is again....hahahaha. now how to forward this to a few hundred thousand deviants..
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Wow.. You've pretty much summed up dA, that's awesome. I shouldn't be laughing this loud at 5 AM, but whatever.
I totally have multiple accounts. Four of them. There are loads of fangs in my stock account, (but I forgot to make my hair black, crap!) Zelda is listed as my favourite game on main. I'll be a dA God soon! *cackle*
...but I think I messed up on the whole "goth" part when I put Jesus as one of my interests. I'm so bad at this whole stereotype thing.
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hah cynical words of wisdom. you have balls my friend, big ones, unlike these stereotypes that posses little mincy faggot balls. ah well at least the honest ones of them actually have some talent 'sigh'
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there's no getting around the truth in that, at first i was a little insulted, but that's cause you said Gackt's name, i happen to love him and his work, but hey what you said is true and I thank you for saying something, of course, there were some parts of that reminded me of myself, but whatever @w@
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I just read your signature...I don't get it.
I'm sorta confoshizzled...
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meh not many do....you mean teh from first to last thing, it's like in a letter it'd be From: First To: Last like on the postage thingy ya knooooow kinda like if u sent a letter to someone named bob and said From:Me To: Bob 
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Yes. The confuzzlingness...but I get it now!!! I feels smart, yo!
K, thankies cuz I was kinda confoshizzled there!
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lol it's ok i forgive you >.< even tho....there's really nothing you did lol @w@
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Oh no, I'd never do anything that requires forgiving. Cuz I'm just that good.
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O.O woah...that's really good how'd u do that?!?!?!?!?
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What I'd do?! I didn't do anything! *looks around guiltily* You can't prove it!!
But really. I art confused...
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cha me too, but i always am so it's ok...UIGH GOD DAMMIT ONE OF MY CATS JUST POOED!! IT SMELLS LIKE AUGH!
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Ah, well we have that in common then, though people blame it on my hair color.
Heh. My kitty's litter box is semi-far away. But I am terribly sorry for your distress.
*points and laughs*
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Ha. Swearing on nuclear poop, shame shame.
((Although I'm not disagreeing
Oh, the blondeness. I know a few blondes, and to be perfectly honest, the extent of their stupidity often disturbs me.
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so's mine!! THEY HAVE NUCLEAR POOP!!! I SWEAR!!!!!!
lol so ur blonde, i have a cousin who's blonde and she is really the ONLY "dumb blonde" I've ever met and I know alot of blondes...O.o
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Ha. Swearing on nuclear poop, shame shame.
((Although I'm not disagreeing
Oh, the blondeness. I know a few blondes, and to be perfectly honest, the extent of their stupidity often disturbs me.
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XD dumb blondes make me laugh tho lol
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Yeah, they do have some funny moments...
But definitely not me, nooooo, never!
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funny....try hilarious XD seriously XD lol i think everyone has those funny moments tho : p
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I'm an exception to every rule
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awww man no fair!!! I WANNA BE TOOOO!
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Mkay! But there's a rule that says there can only be one exception...
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AWW POOP! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!
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You were supposed to be the exception to that rule, yo!
Oh wells, I guess you lost your chance.
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AW MAN! STUPID....stupidness!!!!!!
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Nah, not stupid. But everytime I say there's a rule, you should probably try and be an exception.
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HEY! good idea!!! you so smarty!
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Oh, did I mention?
When I die, I'll be like Einstein.
They'll use my name as a synonym for genius.
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OMG! no wayyy!! I WANNA DO THAT TOOO!
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