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AlexanderCasteels — How to be a GOD on DA
Published: 2005-09-16 17:19:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 39737; Favourites: 1262; Downloads: 28810
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this tutorial covers three popular categories- ANime
- Dark/gothic ARt
- GOOD photography
(I cover myself a little too so dont get all insulted in case you're a total pussy)
oh ye and im aware its full of spelling mistakes, so dont bother writing about that.
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this was phenomenal. it makes me miss your "most kickass action heroes of all time" or whatever it was. that was great as well.
and well done w/ the anti-tool plug, that alone should up the hate mail to this piece by 50% cuz of all the disgruntled fans that don't think it's ok to actually ENJOY OTHER TYPES OF MUSIC
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Brilliant. 
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Well...either your a jackass or you have a great sense of humor...i jsut can't tell which one... :[
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oh spectatular, im glad someone else can see whats goin on here...lol
thanks for the tips, im gonna be a GOD!...lol
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Ohhh... This makes me giggle >_> Also the fact that everyone pretty much has freaked the fuck out about this one is pretty damned funny.
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That was the funniest shit I have ever read. Its so true, I love the part about the anime people, and the stairs. I couldnt stop laughing about this whole thing while I read it. The funniest part about it is that its all so true, and thats some good shit.
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Oh my god, I'm braindead. w00t!!!111!!
LET'S ALL BE dA GODS! THAT MUST BE WHY WE'RE ON HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. >.<
Seriously, I laughed so fucking hard when I read this.
Kickass.
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haha, fuck me. (...not literally. *coughs*)
You are a god. But that was said already. (I'm original, too? I think I'll become a photographer. 
nice, just well said. XD
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Hehehe, you my friend get todays hug award...
Thats made me chuckle and its made even funnier cos its true in parts... if i see another spiral staircase I will scream
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wow. i was just merely flipping around due to the v5 upstart here and i discovered this marvelous piece of logic
damn that's the funniest thing i've read in quite a while.
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I find this hysterical, especially since many of the people you described are getting so huffy. Fun stuff.
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Hahahah.
I'm pretty much covered. ^.^
I have two spiral stair cases though.
I need to get on that.
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One more thing you forgot to add, Alex. Always, always, always remember to add WINGS to your subject. This is a must. Our deviant art god, Bionic knows to follow this rule religously. Wings will make such a statement! Your subject will go from being very ordinary to, all of the sudden, an angel or a butterfly! Just amazing!
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Hey you forgot to cover 3d renders, vector traces, over saturating plant photography (my personal favorite), and web interfaces that use 99% of the photoshop tutorials on the web
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hehehe....u hit the nail on the head for all of those artist wanabees. this is great! really gotta have balls to write sumthin like that. why cant people just be origional and unique? this site really IS for the art, not the popularity. if people only appreciate the popular artists they miss out on the true artists that hide in the corner witing for someone to notice just how good they are. to be a true dA god you need to be yourself, not what everyone else is. if you cant do that then dont bother trying to be an artist at all. anyone can copy someone elses masterpiece. you should strive to be the one that people want to be like, not try and be someone else.
Daz
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You forget to mention how create a mass favorited deviation:
Simply explaining how to crack the DA system, i mean make a DA TUTORIAL.
Its was fun to read,this is the second deviation with the same theme "become a DEV star"
I prefer to see dumbass than art ripers.
Tons of people will have fun looking at this and probably 
DA lives logical phenomenoms that all.
Remember something: make art for yourself, and do this for the love and fun.
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I skimmed through some of these comments and I saw "asshole", "cocky", and... well. "Funny". I think you are cocky, and it is funny as hell! lol People who think you are an asshole, only see that what your wrote is right and are upset because it is so true and wish they could be as bold as you are. I will add this as a favorite. haha kudos.
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Oh Bionic, you just made fun of me and my individualism three straight times in a row! Instant
*heavy sigh of relief* And thank goodness somebody else out there sees those photos of other peoples' work like that...
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I'm pretty proud of myself I read this the whole way trough. Mmh. What if you want to be respected by anyone with good humor? Make a tutoral for that too, and everyone is pleased.
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How to get a bunch of adoring fans to admire your unsurpassable degree of wit, make a deviantion and title it, "How to be a GOD on DA"
I'm just kidding. ;O I actually found this amusing. And what really gets me is that most of people commenting/faving this could be catagorized in one or more of what you suggested. (I have to say even for myself, I love at least one anime, though I don't draw in that style unless doing some form of fanart :/ )
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It's not only funny because it's true, but I have been dying to see one of these because I am so sick of seeing the same work over and over.
For instance, some photographers just stand in an empty field, set their timer, and call it art.
Art is supposed to be whatever you want, but shouldn't it require some skill, some knowledge of the subject?
Whatev. You, my friend, are funny as hell. Keep it up.
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Hehe, grappig.
En doe er nu eentje over meisjes die er goed uitzien en enkel zichzelf fotograferen! Woot!
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Good observations.
Man, I love this. It made me crack up.
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well thats true..most of the tips is right actually..the words may sound harsh to some people but in the world of art..fact is all that matter..well not that it matter what i write here..later..
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God, this is so true. Especially the part about .
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oh yeah, i favorited. cause oh man, you are the coolest and i really look up to you and every piece of work you touch. and i mean that it the most pathetic way possible. ahhh, well you are cool beans and ill stop being sarcastic.
-stay classy
Rita
yeah, i decided to use one of those lame names like phantom because of my bleeding heart.
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Look look people r getting bent
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Quite Amusing. But hey just because some people((me)) arent the best photographers in the world doesnt mean were bad peoples.
but i love the wit, must have taken you hours.
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lol wow, I can't decide which is funnier, the actual deviation, or all these comments of comments of comments of comments on it
LOL
wow
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Not that I disagree, but why are you so bitter about this. I mean F***, you artwork is brilliant and you are adored and viewed.
I could understand why I, being pathetic, might author this, but I don't really understand why you did.
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feel free to fill your existence by insulting others...
but this submits is like screaming "hey look at me please, im here!".
you have become what you hate young kenobi!
ill check out other tutorials.... lets see what other things can you teach others.
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*falls over laughing* great satirical work!
*note to self, find spiral staircase...
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You're a bit of an ass aren't you? But I have to say, well done on the tutorial overall, it's um, interesting. :]
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Must have a lot of time on your hands...to go and put something like this together.
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lol i use my full name on DA, but i dont take photography, i just put my real name because i could not be bothered to spend an entire minute to think of something witty and ammusing to impress people i really dont hat they think of me more what they think of my art
great deviation take man
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xD You are the God of DA.
That was fuckin' awesome.
x
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I love it ! It's wonderfully done and I'm sure you got the daily favorite for that XD ! By the way, things written in it are kinda true. Okay my username is a powerful combo for the second part ! But I know some people tend to be stereotypical just to be seen and exposed. That's a shame that some don't do art just for it but to be popular and always be under the light... Anyway, I still think there are, thanks goodness, people doing art for art even if they tend to disappear eaten by those DAgods... Maybe they don't disappear, but at least they're hidden by the superficial artists.
Must stop rambling !
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