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Altermentality — B-C Clanker's Cavern

Published: 2009-05-23 22:25:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 4549; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 194
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Description The Banjo-Cutie project: the quest to draw every character in Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, as well as all the significant players in Nuts & Bolts, in an ultra-cute, avatar-friendly mini version!

Home of the full project: [link]

When I first started this project, I posted them in sets of 12 as I finished them; however, I gave up on that as it got annoying. But now I've decided to post up level sets whenever I finish all of the characters in a certain world. This includes enemies, so you'll see some repeats, but it doesn't include things that can be found in every level (honey hives, Jinjos, etc.- I mean really, it would be silly to put Bottles in every set up to Gobi's Valley).

CC is especially character-deficient, so it's no surprise I finished it first. I like the level, personally. Some people hate it for its focus on swimming, and contend that it's too hard for its early spot in the game, but I remember getting 100% the first time I entered it when I first played the game, way back in... 2000? I just think it's cool to have a level built around, and inside, a leviathan of a living garbage disposal.

Anyway, Clanker himself is a loveable character, wouldn't you agree? But, what a poor thing... He has really an awful life, from the purpose for which he was originally created, to his eventual fate of falling apart, which I believe probably happened from neglect, to winding up as an exhibit in our favorite half-assed themepark/museum, Banjoland. And Gobi complains about his problems, psssh!

Characters (c) Rareware
Banjo-Cutie project (c) Altermentality/Princess J/yours truly, but open for use as avatars and otherwise by anyone without asking
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Comments: 36

PG1224 [2019-12-01 00:12:27 +0000 UTC]

Top 10 tragic backstories

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lonerpx [2018-12-30 00:59:31 +0000 UTC]

Clanker was the insufferable jumpscare 10 years ago. 

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SuperflatPsyche [2018-04-11 23:40:19 +0000 UTC]

How was this not already in my favorites? The mind boggles.

I love how you drew Clanker here, I'll have to commission you for something more recent : D

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Legacy-Galaxy [2017-09-23 20:56:23 +0000 UTC]

Banjo--Kazooie - Character who's the main attraction of the 3rd stage scares the crap out of people when they first see him.
Donkey Kong 64 - Character who's the main attraction of the 3rd stage scares the crap out of people when they first see him.

Only difference? Clanker's sad that he scares people, while Mad Jack seems to almost get high from it.

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hannahmelody93 [2014-12-31 08:59:29 +0000 UTC]

I both love and hate this level. I love dear old sweet Clanker but I could never free him when I was younger because my gaming skills were bad and I found it hard to navigate Banjo and Kazooie underwater and I always missed Gloop"s air bubbles. On a rare chance I may have gotten one bubble but I usually drowned. My Brother always released Clanker for me and then later I'd drown or lose health causing me to restart the level. Which the first time it happened I didn't realise that restart level meant you had to give Clanker air again. So I was left very frustrated.

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Mr86Returns [2009-11-15 05:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Swim through the pipe and
Tell me what you see
Clanker, Clanker,
Looking scary as he can be, but
Don't let his mean looks take you by surprise
Let him up for some air and he'll give you a shiny prize!

The water's dank and mucky, yes,
but not like in the bay,
When you're swimming in that sludge
It takes your breath away-ay-ay-ay

Watch for Grille Chompas
Or else you will see
Why they make the cavern
Such an eerie place to be!

Hey, wait a tick... YOU'RE the evil mastermind behind the B-C project?! Wow. I can't believe I didn't notice. I guess I was a fan without even realizing it.

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Altermentality In reply to Mr86Returns [2009-11-16 21:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Ohoho, very nice! Did you make that up just now? And did you read Rust and Rubbish?

Indeed I am! I'm glad you like. The project doesn't move as fast as it once used to, but it will be completed... some day!

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Mr86Returns In reply to Altermentality [2009-11-16 22:48:57 +0000 UTC]

I made it up a while ago when I was on a B-K buzz. And no, I haven't read Rust and Rubbish.

Some day, eh? Do you have a list of the ones who need to be done? If not, I could help you with that.

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Altermentality In reply to Mr86Returns [2009-11-16 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Ah, 'tis my poem about Clanker. It's in my gallery, if you'd like to look it up. I must admit I'm quite proud of it. The Banjo series is ripe for children's poems and tales of the old-school variety; with a strong morbid streak and not necessarily a happy ending.

Yeah, I have a list, and a good friend who helps me keep everything straight. It'll get done, I just don't do much digital art these days. I'll work hard again over Christmas break.

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Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-05-25 03:19:02 +0000 UTC]

That shark...I want one that looks like him.

I cannot figure out why.

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Altermentality In reply to Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-05-25 05:11:04 +0000 UTC]

Because he's adorable and will break your trash and food waste down into a smaller and more compact size?

With a little love, he can be cleaned up and really shine!

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Chaos-Stev-0 In reply to Altermentality [2009-05-25 18:49:18 +0000 UTC]

And this great offer could be purchased at $9.99?

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Altermentality In reply to Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-05-26 04:27:08 +0000 UTC]

But wait! Call now and we'll throw in three barrels of toxic waste! Not one, not two, but THREE! A thirty dollar value, but it's yours FREE if you CALL NOW!

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Chaos-Stev-0 In reply to Altermentality [2009-05-27 00:44:42 +0000 UTC]

Last question: How many payments must I make on this new fishy?

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Altermentality In reply to Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-06-01 19:33:32 +0000 UTC]

You'll be paying for it the rest of your life, kid... keehehehe...

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Chaos-Stev-0 In reply to Altermentality [2009-06-01 23:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh snaps.

NOOOHOOHOOO! Notta 'gain!

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Ledundead [2009-05-25 02:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Haha, it's awesome! You made the mutant crabs look cute! Although, it would be nice to have a background for the B-Cs. Of course, that would require making Clanker's Cavern itself cute. Good luck with your future Banjo-Cuties!

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Altermentality In reply to Ledundead [2009-05-25 05:16:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

Yeah, I considered making a background to stick these guys in, like a mini version of the level itself (sort of a simplified map)... but I thought it would take too much time that I could spend to make more actual Cuties...

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Wondercheese [2009-05-25 00:34:25 +0000 UTC]

Every time I see your art, I am reminded how much I love Banjo-Kazooie.

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Altermentality In reply to Wondercheese [2009-05-25 05:20:21 +0000 UTC]

That's great to hear! With my fanworks, I endeavour to rekindle love for the original as well as breathe new life into it... I always try to reflect not just how much I love/have been inspired by what is already there, but also how much room for imagination there is left in a fictional world that interests us.

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CubieJ [2009-05-24 15:57:02 +0000 UTC]

That little cutie Clanker still brings a smile to my eye. XD He's adorable!
(Also, this is random, but I really like the Whiplash (or whatever they're called in this level >_> ), too. XD)

I really hated Clanker Cavern at first... I guess I was really horrible at swimming when I was a kid. XD I remember initially being terrified of staring at his giant maw as I entered the area... and then being scared to swim down to the bottom of his chain to free him. >__>;;
Now that I'm not scared of it any more, it does seem like a much nicer level. XD

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Altermentality In reply to CubieJ [2009-05-24 17:21:37 +0000 UTC]

I think every little kid who played Banjo-Kazooie was terrified when they first came upon Clanker's jaws, and he snapped them at you... I know it freaked me out...

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meleemonkey [2009-05-24 08:52:35 +0000 UTC]

I think that's a good idea posting the pics in level themes - it makes them really seem to belong together, and also brings back memories of the level! Clanker's Cavern was a great level, even if it could be kind of frustrating. Its music would have to be one of my favourites.

Anyway nice job on the pics, I especially like how Clanker himself looks.

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Altermentality In reply to meleemonkey [2009-05-24 17:20:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! He was one of the first ones I did, almost a year ago, but he's still one of my favorites. He came out so nicely.

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Specter-Von-Baren [2009-05-24 03:20:02 +0000 UTC]

He falls apart?!

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Altermentality In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2009-05-24 05:04:32 +0000 UTC]

Somehow. What we know is that by Nuts & Bolts he's in pieces... ;_;

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Specter-Von-Baren In reply to Altermentality [2009-05-24 16:57:50 +0000 UTC]

Hhm.... maybe it was the only way to actually get him out of that cavern...

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Altermentality In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2009-05-24 17:28:09 +0000 UTC]

I know LOG can teleport crap... but he can also be lazy. Maybe he didn't want to expend the processing. Personally I think Clanker has just been in the cavern ever since B-K, and with Grunty gone from her lair there was no one to look after him, and the water finally corroded him enough so that he fell apart. How distressing... there I go with the morbidity again... N&B really didn't have much at all you could consider morbid, but to see Clanker in pieces is really an awful thing for a sensitive old fan...

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Specter-Von-Baren In reply to Altermentality [2009-05-24 18:06:50 +0000 UTC]

Now that I think of it, Clanker would probably be the best choice for another of your BK nursery rhymes.

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Altermentality In reply to Specter-Von-Baren [2009-05-24 21:20:09 +0000 UTC]

Those kids aren't even going to cry themselves to sleep, they're just going to lie down wide-eyed and disturbed to the core.

Who is that mighty beast
We see a-skulking there beneath
The tepid water, snapping rusty jaws
And gnashing crusty teeth?

Ohh, I like that. Came right off the top of my head.

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TwilightVestige [2009-05-24 00:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I never realized how few characters there were in Clanker's Cavern.

Speaking of which, there is this awesome fanfic about Clanker on Fanfiction.net.

[link]

Give it a read if you're not busy sometime.

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Altermentality In reply to TwilightVestige [2009-05-24 02:46:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, me neither O_o

I just read the first chapter now. Aww, Clanky, the poor dear!

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TwilightVestige In reply to Altermentality [2009-05-24 02:51:04 +0000 UTC]

It's a really cute story, albeit sad in a few areas.

A good read nonetheless though.

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Altermentality In reply to TwilightVestige [2009-05-24 08:23:14 +0000 UTC]

Well hey, I do think a good story, even a fanfic, must have its sadness, because real life certainly isn't all cheer. I try to bring a bit more of a serious twist even to "happier" fandoms... of course that's not evident in B-C amidst all the cuteness...

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InvaderHera [2009-05-23 23:08:01 +0000 UTC]

No comments on the cuteness yet?! Well, they're very cute. Whenever I try for cute, I always end up with creepy. I like Clanker the best, of course, and the crabs.

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Altermentality In reply to InvaderHera [2009-05-24 02:46:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

Yeah, cute can easily become creepy... I strive for the perfect balance...

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