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Published: 2014-09-23 03:04:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 838; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 1
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Description I know I can't tolerate the stupid names my parents called me... or food that isn't pizza. I really hope my dad doesn't find my stupid childhood pictures and start going around showing everyone them.
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Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2014-09-26 03:27:20 +0000 UTC]

"Ah, diva. I believe that may be one of my favourite names for you."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2014-09-26 03:43:49 +0000 UTC]

"I KNOW IT WAS DAD, I KNOW IT WAS."

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-27 02:29:22 +0000 UTC]

"Ah, I apologize, Diva."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2014-09-27 04:37:39 +0000 UTC]

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-27 19:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Sparda began to laugh. Dante was twenty years old and he still became so riled up by his childhood nickname. It was adorable.

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2014-09-29 16:07:45 +0000 UTC]

"Don't laugh!... Why do I bother? You're never gonna stop calling me that anyway."
Sighs with pink cheeks.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-05 01:59:18 +0000 UTC]

"Ah, Dante. I assure you that it is all in good fun."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Daddy-Sparda [2014-10-08 16:56:43 +0000 UTC]

Gives a sour, unamused expression.

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Ask-Daddy-Sparda In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-16 17:57:46 +0000 UTC]

"Oh come now, don't be like that, son."

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Raven-Nught23 In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-03 02:36:02 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad every parent in the world likes to embarrass their kids every once in awhile, Dante *pats him on the shoulder sympathetically*

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Raven-Nught23 [2014-10-03 04:21:03 +0000 UTC]

Grumbles and puffs his cheeks out.
"I don't need your pity..."

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Raven-Nught23 In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-03 22:13:27 +0000 UTC]

*pecksΒ him on the cheeks, while acting innocent* alright then I know when I'm not needed *walks off*

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Raven-Nught23 [2014-10-09 22:04:13 +0000 UTC]

"..." Blushes lightly and watches her walk off

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Raven-Nught23 In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-10 03:05:16 +0000 UTC]

*looks back then turns and points* I must be imagining or something, 'cause I think you're blushing a bit *giggles* Does a simple kiss like that make you blush that quick?

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Ask-Arkham [2014-09-26 02:51:49 +0000 UTC]

"Mmmmmmm, there are plenty of names I want to call you."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Arkham [2014-09-26 03:43:36 +0000 UTC]

"Uhh should I even ask?..."
Shifts uncomfortably in seat.

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Ask-Arkham In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-02 03:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Slides back and forth across table

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Arkham [2014-10-02 05:18:14 +0000 UTC]

"... Uhh... what are you doing?"
Stares concernedly at the other sliding back and forth on his table.

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Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-24 21:50:46 +0000 UTC]

"I'd forgotten about that incident! I should find those pictures."
Eva's smile grew as she remembered what had happened.
"Oh, Dante, you were sooo adorable~"

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-24 23:43:28 +0000 UTC]

Face flushes red
"N-no please don't, I'd really rather you not."

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-25 01:09:30 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, but I do want to go over them. Ahhh, your childhood~"

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-25 02:03:56 +0000 UTC]

"No, let's not go over them..."

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-25 03:15:20 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, come on, Dante. It'll be fun~ I even have pictures of Vergil too."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-26 00:38:02 +0000 UTC]

"Ooh, I gotta see the ones with Vergil in them."

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-26 00:45:53 +0000 UTC]

"There are so many cute ones of you and Vergil in the bath and of your birthdays and your first kiss..."
She trailed off into memories.
"You were such adorable and cute children. I wonder what happened."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-26 01:30:57 +0000 UTC]

"Wait, was Vergil my first kiss or am I hearing things wrong??"
His face is entirely oblivious-expressioned, focused on one stupid topic.

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-26 01:41:49 +0000 UTC]

"Ah, no. I said that wrong. He was not your first kiss. It was a little girl down the road that you had the biggest crush on. She kissed you to try to get you to stop following her. It didn't work. Poor thing."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-26 15:54:48 +0000 UTC]

"... Oh wow I remember that now! ... Damn that was so long ago. Her name... Martha, was it?"
He felt a knot tighten in the pit of his stomach.

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-27 03:36:01 +0000 UTC]

"It was Stephanie. Martha was your baby sitter the following year."

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-09-27 04:12:47 +0000 UTC]

"Oh... I liked Martha too. I remember seeing them after our 8th birthday..."

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-27 19:40:45 +0000 UTC]

"Oh? Did you?"

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-10-02 05:39:30 +0000 UTC]

"... yeah."
Bites at his lower lip, trying to hold back the memories a bit.

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-07 18:20:47 +0000 UTC]

"I'm sorry." She took her son into her arms and hugged him.

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to Ask-Momma-Eva [2014-10-08 16:38:25 +0000 UTC]

Hugs back and lets out a sigh.
"No, no... It's cool."

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Ask-Momma-Eva In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-10-16 17:47:51 +0000 UTC]

"If you are sure."
She let go of Dante.

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LaSean [2014-09-23 04:28:39 +0000 UTC]

V_V i feel your pain Dante,i tried to shave my hair like my dad i had a huge bald spot on the side of headΒ  Β 

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to LaSean [2014-09-23 04:31:53 +0000 UTC]

"Moral of the story: Don't be like your parents because they're embarrassing and make you do stupid things."

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LaSean In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-23 16:49:41 +0000 UTC]

true so very true T^T XD

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Ask-DatAssDante In reply to LaSean [2014-09-23 16:51:26 +0000 UTC]

"Sometimes living alone is really good for something."

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LaSean In reply to Ask-DatAssDante [2014-09-23 16:56:43 +0000 UTC]

yes, yes i did

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