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Booter-Freak β€” The Problem With Maiko

Published: 2007-11-29 05:12:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 88374; Favourites: 2232; Downloads: 12451
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Description A lot of Avatar fans have a rather intense dislike of Maiko...in fact, I don't think I've seen another couple take so much heat! So, using my patented Booter Logic, I decided to delve into the reasons WHY(constant face sucking aside). However, my logic must have had an off day, judging from the grade it got. :/

But ya gotta admit, guys who act like Mai DO get a love of love. Which is maybe why MAO is a good idea...[link]

Now, before you jump down my throat with Reasons Why Booter Is Wrong And Ignorant For Making This, let me just nip that in the bud. I am not promoting ANY sort of shipping, and this thing is a SPOOF. So if you're actually looking for a well-researched and thought out debate starter, look somewhere else.

Whew.
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Comments: 752

danicoru In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 22:20:53 +0000 UTC]

See, I hated Maiko until this one episode recently... (the one where he goes to that war meeting).

But damn it, the girl was trying. And they both seem to be good for each other, even if Mai gets of my nerves.

Because she seems like an emotionless void ):

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Taragirl In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 22:18:49 +0000 UTC]

A+! It actually makes sense! And funny to boot!

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SailorUsagi In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 22:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Your conclusion = EPIC WIN++++++



It's all about t3h yaoi!11!!11!1!!

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angel-half In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 22:03:40 +0000 UTC]

LOLZ. It's true! I would've given you an A if I was grading this!
Hey Hatori! You're right, I do love him. :3

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Allegra-the-Neko [2007-11-29 22:03:07 +0000 UTC]

That's it!! I understand perfectly now XDD Great job!

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kDanthe [2007-11-29 22:02:54 +0000 UTC]

This is just like the teory of Girls=Evil:

Girls require time and money:
Girls = time * money

Everyone knows that time is money:
Girls = Money * Money.
Money * Money = Money2
Girls = Money2

And since everyone knows that Money is the root to all evil, then:

Girls = Evil... Or something like that... It's been a while since I fist saw it...

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DracoTelitha [2007-11-29 22:02:32 +0000 UTC]

*snort giggle falls over* Oh that just made my day.

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TheFryingDutchman In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:58:19 +0000 UTC]

I love your logic

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Dleifrettas [2007-11-29 21:52:44 +0000 UTC]

XD Sum Math is Fine 2

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darklegends [2007-11-29 21:51:56 +0000 UTC]

XD OMFG IT ALL MAKES SENSE! Yay, genderbending

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kukris In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:41:44 +0000 UTC]

hmmm*thinking much harder than necessary*...yes, yes I usually do tend to dislike the girls most...not usually hate but just a mild dislike. This makes absolute perfect sense to me and therefore must be

And yes Hatori and Severus = Much

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missypena In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:33:52 +0000 UTC]

That was a very good, insightful, though somewhat fruitless read... but still very good nonetheless. 8D

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Booter-Freak In reply to missypena [2007-11-29 21:38:04 +0000 UTC]

Fruitless? Clearly you did not read the gay implications in my conclusion.

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missypena In reply to Booter-Freak [2007-11-29 21:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes well... mmm jetko. *shot*

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admiralteaspoon In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:30:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually my complaint is that she did end up with Zuzu.
I lost my respect for Mai as a bad-ass pointy object throwin melancholy villan when she started datin Zuko.

SHE COULD HAVE DONE SO MUCH BETTER!

XD

no....really.

I like her best as a villan.

She was so awesome and cool season 2. and then....

mushy gushy emo love.

*sighs* i dunno. Maiko is....well its maiko.

*tries to think of good guy villan for mai*

Mai X Combustion man?


Is it so bad to appreciate the heartless and cold aspects of villans more than the 'good gal' side?

Somehow in the avatar world fandom, the nicer you are of a person = the less sexy you are.

Zhao= meanie.
Zhao = sexy.

Azula =Crazy bitch
Azula = sexy.

Zuko = sometimes arrogant & rude
Zuko = Sexy

Aang = nice boy.
Aang = not sexy, b/c he's twelve.

Toph= Brash and rude but NICE
Toh = Not sexy. But pretty.

However, by that logic Iroh is the caveat.

because he is

nice AND buff!oldguySEXY


O.o

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Dleifrettas In reply to admiralteaspoon [2007-11-29 21:51:46 +0000 UTC]

O_O

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admiralteaspoon In reply to Dleifrettas [2007-11-29 22:38:33 +0000 UTC]

To my sexyness theory or my Mai with a heart unlove?

'Cause Mai made a awesomely cold bad-girl. There is no shame in luvin that.

The Sexyness theory....

Well.....

isn't that weird?

XD

Katara= crazy overprotective [link] = Shojo Sexy.
She even has BISHIE SPARKLES!

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Dleifrettas In reply to admiralteaspoon [2007-11-30 00:05:10 +0000 UTC]

The sexyness theory o_o

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admiralteaspoon In reply to Dleifrettas [2007-12-01 00:23:13 +0000 UTC]

is that a good or bad o_0?

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Dleifrettas In reply to admiralteaspoon [2007-12-01 02:44:10 +0000 UTC]

good theory, but disturbing lol

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admiralteaspoon In reply to Dleifrettas [2007-12-01 19:44:41 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it though? I'm actually stunned.
haha....

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admiralteaspoon In reply to admiralteaspoon [2007-11-29 22:39:15 +0000 UTC]

that was not supposed to be a link.

it said PMSer.

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FeatherlessBird [2007-11-29 21:28:22 +0000 UTC]

Genius! Genius!

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shadowcloud86 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:10:00 +0000 UTC]

pure genius Booter

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Alscye In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 21:09:23 +0000 UTC]

wow, its all so clear now.... now we all know why everyone hate teh female lead....

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NightStorm [2007-11-29 21:05:15 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE U BOOOTTER. THIS MAKES THE MOST SENSE EVA!

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Free-flowing-chaos [2007-11-29 21:04:58 +0000 UTC]

You can has internetz for that. Hilarious!!!

and I love the props to Furuba - one of my favorite mangas

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KonekoMia [2007-11-29 21:04:56 +0000 UTC]

I don't hate the character, just the pairing, these two are way rtoo alike, it makes for a boring relationship. I like contrasting personalities in couples, every couple in my family have a love/hate relationship and their personalities are very different, yet they all love eachother very much and have stayed together for years and more to come.

Not only that, but couples who've I've seen as very alike in personality never seem to stick. They always end up breaking up.

Conclusion, Mai needs an opposite and so does Zuko, they're way too alike to be together.

~KonekoMia~

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KiwiMarine [2007-11-29 20:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Weeeeeeeeeell said.

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Kasai-chan In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:55:17 +0000 UTC]

I always thought it was because most of the complainers are Zuko fangirls and are jealous of her. Then, of coarse there are the Zutara fans. Most of these haters are probably female and girls like certain personalities with certain genders.

I personally don't like Mai, but I don't like Azula or Ty Lee either. I don't dislike them, just respect them. I respect Maiko as a canon ship but don't like it. Like you stated here, Mai and Zuko are very much alike, making them a boring pairing. (I'm a sucker for contrasting personalities.) Not everyone hates her.

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General-Blue In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:54:33 +0000 UTC]

What? A D-? What was your teacher thinking? This theory is poor genius!

You are totally right.

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EeveeChan [2007-11-29 20:53:49 +0000 UTC]

instant

extra points for the Fruits Basket and Harry Potter refs!

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avatarfreak2 [2007-11-29 20:52:28 +0000 UTC]

I'd say this is an A+++++!!!!!

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omgsmoo [2007-11-29 20:43:17 +0000 UTC]

This is so ridiculously true, it's sad.

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lolasiannodel In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:41:04 +0000 UTC]

I know. I hate that, when a guy is like that everyone loves him, but a girl? She's a bitch.

Personaly, I think it's the creator's decision. They know Zuko more than the fandom, and would know who's right for him. Not miss "HOMG! ZUZU!"...Yeah.....Damn fangirls made me hate Zuko, so....

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EpicRacharaptor In reply to lolasiannodel [2007-12-01 02:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Exactly! If the creators pair him up with someone, the person they chose must obviously be good for them (or serve some more significant point later on).

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AlbinoRainbow In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:36:46 +0000 UTC]

...The fact is it's so true.

Of course, that is to say- did you count in the fact that Mai is a girl therefore she has a time of the month XD I mean, that could be why you got a D- <3

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LupinePyrefly In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Not my problem with Maiko. I thought it seemed really rushed and cheesy at first. It's gotten better.

But I have noticed that fans tend to hate female characters, and love male characters with similar traits.

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ShizumasLover In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:32:03 +0000 UTC]

*giggles maniacally* This is amazing. Has to be faved. <3

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Tian1 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:28:21 +0000 UTC]

My reaction to reading this:

o.0 ...

...

...

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y2jenn In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Okay, this is brilliant. It joins my love of math and Avatar and has confirmed that Avatar fans are truly evil at heart. Which is something I suspected when I became a fan. LOVE this!

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mountsthelen04 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:20:59 +0000 UTC]

finally someone put it in words that make sense!!!

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Waterbenderbunny In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:17:30 +0000 UTC]

I like Maiko a bit, because it does have it's moments. The headband sunset scene still pwns. But this is really funny.

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koda-chan In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:10:22 +0000 UTC]

It's true.

Iβ™₯Hatori. D:

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Invadrk In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:07:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh, it all makes sense to me now! It's a shame I couldn't see this coming before; it's no wonder why I've always liked Jetko
Awesome floating heads, by the way. Snape's has to be my favorite. <3

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RoboHeather [2007-11-29 20:06:43 +0000 UTC]

lol Some good points. Its wierd, I love both Zuko and Mai, but I dislike them as a couple. It has nothing to do with the fact that she's not Zuko's gay lover or anything, its just I find them to be very boring and dull together. Apart I think they're great, but as a couple they just bring out the worst in each other.

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ShAmAnQuEEnRyOki In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 20:03:13 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, you're so right.

I disliked Mai before it was cool. Posers. >|

...xDD
Sorry, just had to say that; it was right there. Mai's really grown on me. <3
Anyway, this wins at life. It really does.

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vacuumteeth In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 19:41:11 +0000 UTC]

Wow ... it all makes sense now. I've been wondering why I hate Maiko so much and love Zukka so much. IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS. Thanks for explaining!

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Daakukitsune In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 19:41:09 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome! XDDDDDD

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airgirl555 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 19:31:20 +0000 UTC]

hahaha amazing...

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