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Booter-Freak β€” The Problem With Maiko

Published: 2007-11-29 05:12:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 88375; Favourites: 2232; Downloads: 12451
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Description A lot of Avatar fans have a rather intense dislike of Maiko...in fact, I don't think I've seen another couple take so much heat! So, using my patented Booter Logic, I decided to delve into the reasons WHY(constant face sucking aside). However, my logic must have had an off day, judging from the grade it got. :/

But ya gotta admit, guys who act like Mai DO get a love of love. Which is maybe why MAO is a good idea...[link]

Now, before you jump down my throat with Reasons Why Booter Is Wrong And Ignorant For Making This, let me just nip that in the bud. I am not promoting ANY sort of shipping, and this thing is a SPOOF. So if you're actually looking for a well-researched and thought out debate starter, look somewhere else.

Whew.
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Comments: 752

kitsuK8 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 18:54:56 +0000 UTC]

bwhaha omg! your logic pwns!! at first it reminded me of those quizzes we had to take..
ex:
some furts are squints
all squints are nooleys
True or False
therefore all nooleys are furts

omg!!!!! the horror!!!!

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Hentai-Sweetie In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 18:50:45 +0000 UTC]

Heh, FB's Hatori out of nowhere. The people who hate them are just mad that they successfuly killed off Zutara, which is the only reason I actually like Maiko. Honestly as far as Mai pairings go I would SO be into Mai (if she were a guy) with TyLee. Hotness.

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isthatashallot In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 18:40:01 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Can't beat that logic.

I think I love you for this. Dx

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BacchiGuu In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 18:18:20 +0000 UTC]

*ROTFLMAO* SO TRUE. D: I love the grade at the end, it adds a lot XD XD

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lenlen46 [2007-11-29 17:50:34 +0000 UTC]

Math would be so much easier if it were this, but you're right, even if I don't really hate Mai. XD

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citizen17 [2007-11-29 17:47:18 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha!
Du bist ein großes Genie.

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Booter-Freak In reply to citizen17 [2007-11-29 18:21:18 +0000 UTC]

Hee hee, danke!

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Flower-North In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 17:44:03 +0000 UTC]

You are like a mathematical JESUS! *hump hump?* I love you. Can I have your babies?

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TheJoeFish [2007-11-29 17:26:41 +0000 UTC]

I love the way your logic works. you'd have got a A+ from me is I was marking it...

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Sailor-Nova-s [2007-11-29 17:05:24 +0000 UTC]

I must be a fandom hate too, because I like Mai because we have similar personalities. O.o

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AmbrMerlinus In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:59:04 +0000 UTC]

The font you use for "fandom hate" makes it look like "random hate," which makes me giggle because I found the fandom's violent hatred of Maiko to be completely random.

That, and the whole thing's funny, too.

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rufftoon In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:54:20 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, what a great logic exercise! Too bad about the bad grades though- you totally don't deserve it.
Come on, that little Mai icon is pure love.

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Zaiakai In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:50:16 +0000 UTC]

I love your logic.
But isn't PMS just easier to say...I'm just kidding.
I just don't like how suddenly she was all up in his grill in season 3...

I still like the girl from Ba Sing Sei...haha!
(you know...his fangirl from the tea shop?)

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princessdeedee26 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:39:49 +0000 UTC]

This is soo funny!!

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yami0204 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Why could you have not been in my logic class? D= Your logic is SOUND, congratulations! (It's sad to think that being female equates to fandom hate, but in a LOT of fandoms, that seems to be the sad, sad case.)

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HatakeHinata In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:37:19 +0000 UTC]

That is great! I do so love the Snape and Hatori

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Funkymonkeyjr13 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:35:59 +0000 UTC]

FABULOUS! You are brilliant

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LOST14 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Slash shipping FTW! xD

Maiko would be more popular if Mai was a dude. Wow. 0w0

I'm neutral with Maiko. I just think it's an excuse the creators used to fend off the Zutara shippers but I'm guessing that's not working.

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fol2choco In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:33:18 +0000 UTC]

yes! wonderful! i like Mai...

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topax In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:21:57 +0000 UTC]

lolwhut. this logic makes sense in a sort of twisted way. XD since when has any girl on a tv show with hot, emo-angsty, arrogant guys not taken a hit or two? XDDDDDD

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Lingonpirat In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:21:49 +0000 UTC]

XD
This is the most true thing... ever.

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Sefardim In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 16:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahaha!!!


In this way, it's right! It's right!! xD

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Mai-Lynn [2007-11-29 15:55:29 +0000 UTC]

Why DOES the fandom hate them?! They actually make a cute couple, work out their problems, are understanding of one another, support each other...

Oh, wait. You're right. It is teh female vibe. >.<

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Lokotei In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 15:34:59 +0000 UTC]

Wait a second... I'm a chick... but people seem to like me well enough. I don't get fandom hate! Of course, I'm not in any kind of serial production, so that could be the reason.

But breaking this down, it made me realize that girls/women in shows get a lot more heat than guys. Suck!

But this is awesomely funny. You rock.

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Karalora In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 15:32:34 +0000 UTC]

I don't understand all the hate for the pairing, either. I think the two of them are perfect together--the Emo and the Goth.

However, to fully test your theory, we would have to examine potential cross-over pairings of Zuko with Hatori, Snape, or another sour, cold, sarcastic, beloved guy character. To make sure we're controlling for additional variables such as physical attractiveness, I suggest including Zuko x Oscar the Grouch.

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Booter-Freak In reply to Karalora [2007-11-29 18:23:32 +0000 UTC]

*looks at last pairing suggested*


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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galaxyofgover [2007-11-29 15:21:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh so true...XD;
Actually I like Maiko, she amuses me. This Theroy does work though, I can't believe it only got an D-! XD

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irishgal487 [2007-11-29 15:11:20 +0000 UTC]

Everything can be fixed with Yoai! That's the lesson we can take away with up.

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MeZergy [2007-11-29 15:08:56 +0000 UTC]

That was possibly the best math calculation I have ever seen.

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AFlyingPimpmobile In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 14:59:15 +0000 UTC]

Failure!

YOU'RE DOING IT WRAWNG!

!BANHAMMER

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Kaori-Izuna In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 14:55:22 +0000 UTC]

lmao!! your logic is the best

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superstarseven [2007-11-29 14:55:09 +0000 UTC]

Great stuff as always. Call me when you do something that sucks.

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MishiDraws [2007-11-29 14:55:09 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. I just figured Mai was boring.

And actually I don't like Hattori. Why do people like him, anyway? He's BORING.

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NinjaPiratePrincess [2007-11-29 14:42:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God, your logic and other examples are so perfect. It's completely logical. I love how intellectual you made the whole thing sound. Oh, and your newest pic with Maiko and Mai's babies, hilarious as well.

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vick330 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 14:39:44 +0000 UTC]

In the words of Mr.Spock of StarTrek fame, "Your logic is flawless"

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Artificer-Urza In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 14:34:09 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me of something I would do in discreet mathematics... except it wouldn't be this kind of logic problem

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Goddess-Of-Sugar In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:31:44 +0000 UTC]

Bravo! I'm so sick and tired of people whinning >3< Just cause Mai is not the girl you want Zuko to get with doesn't mean you can dircet hate towards her. *sigh* I wish everyone can just get along and enjoy the show

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sora-ko In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:23:25 +0000 UTC]

AWESOME.

Full points from me.

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wandering-dreamer In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:17:24 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I never looked at it like that. So I guess that the fans will never find someone good enough for Zuko simply because they are jealous of whoever he is going out with...

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TheMightyPegasus In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh my hell. It's PERFECT.

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bowen13 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:09:08 +0000 UTC]

I think the reason it is so disliked (I'm not partial to it myself, but it's canon so I'll go with it) is beacuse of how little development there was for it. They've been shipping Katang and Suka for 3 seasons now, but Maiko just kind of...happened. That, and their personalities are pretty much exactly the same and I think everyone is tired of the teen angst. So it's more like sour attitude + cold exterior + sarcastic wit X sour attitude + angry exterior + bad choices. the wit and exterior factors cancel each other out, so all that is left is the sour attitude, and that doesn't make a good couple.

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veloxis In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 13:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Wow.
That's all I have to say.

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avatarfangurl555 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 12:46:57 +0000 UTC]

wow. unfortunately, probably true lol

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Marikunin In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 12:46:51 +0000 UTC]

lol, hilarious. Yes, I love Hatori and Snape....
And I ship Maiko.

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melkor116 In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 12:40:21 +0000 UTC]

lmfao!!!

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Frau-Holle [2007-11-29 12:37:57 +0000 UTC]

Pffft. Obviously, the reason is Mai's hair. There's some much of it... it scares me...

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Booter-Freak In reply to Frau-Holle [2007-11-29 18:25:23 +0000 UTC]

I know! Where does all that hair come from?!

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MementoMoe In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 12:17:19 +0000 UTC]

Love it. And I love Hatori *Hugs the seahorse version of her chinese zodiac* Oops...

Meh, I wasn't fond of Snape... ever, but this is one ex-HP fan.

To be fair, I like Mai more than Ty Lee, no matter how emo Mai is was pretends to be.

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insanityblob In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 12:05:34 +0000 UTC]

I-it looks like a-a... PROOF!! AAAAAHHHH!! *head explodes*

This is sad but true. In the entertainment world, emo boys are hot and emo girls are just annoying. XD

But I actually like Mai by herself. It's just when she's with Zuko do I get annoyed. And that has nothing to do with Zutara, I just hate corny lines and normally angst ridden characters taking happy pills.

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GUCIGIRL In reply to ??? [2007-11-29 11:52:14 +0000 UTC]

omg PROOFS...i hated geometry...that's why im in trig now (and hate it even more)

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