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Published: 2014-07-10 10:14:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 6609; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 5
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Jesse we need to cook.That's home-made chilli with noodles. DINOSAUR NOODLES, BITCHES!!!
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Thank you! It was!
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I can bet!
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This connects with me on a spiritual level now that I'm in college
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Look for the little hidden grocery stores in the crappy parts of town. They're often treasure troves of cheap eats that hopefully won't kill you.
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I've survived Boy Scout cookouts and cafeteria food. I am ready.
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Sure!
My recipes are pretty loose, more like suggestions than rules.
1 kilo ground beef or turkey or cut sausage
1 sack of noodles of your choice
2 cans of red kidney beans
1 can corn kernels
2 or 3 chopped onions
2 or 3 chopped sweet peppers
2 or 3 cans of chunky tomato sauces
3 pressed garlic cloves
3 big-ass tomatoes, chopped
some bay leaves
kumin, parsley, basil, savory, pepper corns, whatever other spices you like
Boil that shit together.
Eat.
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Thank you!!
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THIS.IS.AWESOME. GIVE ME SOME I'LL EAT IT WITH YOU!
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I can give you the recipe if you wanna
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haha naw it's ok I can't really cook anyways...
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And it was delicious.Β
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Cartoony noodles are the best kind. They don't slide off the fork as easy, and the outlines are good at holding sauce and cheese and stuff. Now I'm hungry dammit.
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I found some that were shaped like little mugs of beer.Β
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I was going to type something along the lines of:
"I wish I had dino noodles over here so I could make some dinner with them!"
Then I realized:
"Oh damn, all I have to do is find a few packs of specially shaped Kraft Macaroni and I'm set! Β They're the same thing! *mind blown*"
Great, now I'm hungry. Β I'm gonna go stare at my filled-to-the-brim fridge and pantry and complain to myself about there being nothing to eat.
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Where does your 'life is a box of sharp objects" quote come from? It's genius.Β
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A band called 'The Used' has a song titled 'A Box Full of Sharp Objects'. Β The song doesn't say that quote anywhere in the lyrics, but when I was 15 or so I saw the title and was inspired to write that down. Β So although it was inspired by the title of the song, I'm happy to say the quote was written originally by me.
Funny, I liked that song as a teenager, but now I can't stand listening to it without cringing. Β Too much yelling!
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If i could find a big bag of Dino Noodles, I would buy them and eat them and I would make some homemade sauce so I could feel adult-ish. That being said, I wish I could find a bag that big here....
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Aww, they don't sell the big bags in the US?
Oh crap, that's right - we had those cruddy little mac & cheese boxes that are good for about three mouthfulls. Dang.Β
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Hell, I would be happy just to FIND a bag of dino noodles, no matter the size. That would make pasta night so much better...
I must find dino noodles, now. It's what my body craves.
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okay so i know I already posted a comment but I NEED to say this. I was at a party the other day and everyone had to bring some food, and this guy brought dinosour andΒ teddy bear pasta... we both agreed that it was the most mature food in the world XD
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I would like to give that guy a beer and a high five.
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hehe yes =3 If I actually new him better I'd tell hime that >v< also merry christmas!
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I'm pretty sure that dinosaur noodles are a very mature thing. I certainly wouldnt have it any other way XD
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Chilli dinosaur noodles...?
If I ever stop lovin' those as an adult, please, gently put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger, thanks.Β
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Adulthood doesn't mean being a Boring Bradley!
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I bet you and your husband had a feast xD
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We sure did!!!!
Another time I did it with lentils. That was a mistake.
They soaked up all the sauce and it became a paste.
Still tasted good.
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If you were still able to reap the rewards then it is still a victory!Β
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Today, my teacher gave me a purple balloon during class. I kept it all day. And after that, people imagine college students are mature. Haha!
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You are a highlight of your generation.
Keep it up!
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Did you make them battle each other before you cooked them?
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You BET I did!!
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Well duh, that's the best part!
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I don't know what Elysium is so maybe!
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The paradise in the greek/Roman Religion. ;n;
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