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Published: 2011-08-20 01:37:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 3229; Favourites: 122; Downloads: 16
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Stamp by ~ChikitaWolfWARNING: Christian stamp~!
-brick'd for late warning-I dunno. I always found it funny when someone asked me if I believe in the man in the sky
For those who are confused, "the [old] man in the sky" is how some people refer to God (Christian-wise, though I'm sure it's been used towards Allah in the Muslim belief as well). I've mostly seen it used in a scathing or mocking way, but I find it amusing
So, yeah. I kinda thought about making this stamp a while back but only got the motivation to do so just a couple minutes ago while listening to "Wherever we go" by Newsboys C:
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And for those who are offended: sorry, but I like to think God has a sense of humor ;3
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lol I love how it says WARNING: Christian Stamp
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LOL it does doesnβt it now thatβs funny
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Yup. I believe in the invisible man, living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day, and has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do.
I don't care what others say about that. ^-^
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*grabs lawn chair andΒ binoculars* where i don't see one
(i'm not trying to offend any one this is simply me being me)
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No no no, you need a telescope - binoculars don't see far enough!
And if you call now, for a limited time only!, we're offering special edition faith telescopes!Β
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A low price of $19.99! Free shipping and handling!
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ah shit i only haveΒ β©22618.26 (which is 19.98 in US dollars)
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Aww, too bad we don't barter over here, you're out of luck :<
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god damnit luck is never on my side
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Y'all just need to shout louder - /shot
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I love when it when insults are turned into compliments
May God bless
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Haha, cool stamp
Deuteronomy 33:26
"There is none like unto the God of Jeshurun, who rideth upon the heaven in thy help, and in his excellency on the sky."
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Please excuse me for the late comment, but I giggled when I saw this.<3 I bet God did, too!
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I'm a Christian; my entire family is Christian; the places we go are mostly filled with Christians - and we all like to call him 'the man in the sky'. Nothing's wrong with that; plus, I do believe God has a sense of humor. A widely known (probably the most known) Pastor name Yusak admits that God has a sense of humor and sometimes tricks him with it. He sometimes preaches about God's jokes, making the people who hear it laugh so hard they fall off their chairs.
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My whole family is atheist. And God isn't real. So there.
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Why are you on this page then? seriously?
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Wait, then why are you on this stamp? Why are you forcing your beliefs on other people? Why are you crushing someone's hopes?
Learn to tolerate other people's opinions. I know it's hard, but you're very capable of doing so. How can you expect people to respect you if you don't respect them?Β
Just a thought. (:
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Amen my friend! <3
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Calling god the 'man in the sky' is probably some of the most disrespectful thing I've EVER heard. You really shouldn't call him that.
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Excuse me, I know this comment is old and I don't want to start and argument or anything
BUT this is a name a lot of people call him c: and he wants us to respect others beliefs and opinions. And I don't think he wants us bursting others' bubbles about what they think
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He finds it amusing, last I checked o3o
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Are you shitting me, I can't tell you how blasphemous that was right there. You pretty much just said "I AM A PROPHET OF GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS!" That is the rudest thing/most offensive thing I have ever read with my own eyes.
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LMAO
You're offended rather easily aren't you?
Not to mention you enjoy blowing things out of proportion
Why is it blasphemous for me to know my relationship with God? Is that not what Christians are encouraged to have with Him?
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That's not what you did, what you did is that you said that you checked with god and that he responded BACK to you saying that it's OK. That has to be a VERY disrespectful thing to god. That isn't me being offended easily that is me being HUMAN with god. (By the way I am a person leading towards Judaism, where your religion came from).
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Well, having a relationship with Him isn't smoke and mirrors, ya know. You can't have a relationship without conversing in some form with Him. Just because I freely admit my relationship with Him and my confidence in that relationship does not make me blasphemous
If anything, not capitalizing "God" is disrespectful 
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Oh dear I'm not Jewish yet nor have decided to become Jewish yet so I better start respecting their interpretation of God. Even then I don't remember it saying in ANY religious document saying "And thou shall capitalize God by all means" ever, have you? And just because you have a relationship doesn't mean that he RESPONSE to you. And also putting God's name in quotes is pretty disrespectful in its own sense is it not? It makes it seem negative and that God is a negative thing. Which he is not.
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LMAO, nah, nah, it's just proper English |D Plus most people capitalize the name of that in which they worship - it's deemed a sign of respect.
How could I have a relationship without Him responding in some form? That's rather one-sided, don't you think?
I was using in reference of the word, since I wasn't quite sure of your standing in your "leaning towards Judaism" |D 'Course, I never meant it negative, but if you want to see it as so, well, I can't stop ya!
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God doesn't respond to you because when man asked god to prove himself to the people he said "I refuse to prove that I exist,β says God, βfor proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
Or in other words Fideism.
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God responds in various ways. Through answering of prayer and miracles (which could be together). God does not need to prove that He exists, because it is already quite obvious. We are called to have Faith in Him. c:
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Ok but that still does not answer the fact that you said that he said onto you that it's ok to call him (a regularly used insult by the way) 'the old man in the sky'.
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I never said He SAID. Your definitions of communication appear to differ from mine, or at the very least, you're taking it the wrong way. I strongly believe God has a sense of humor, and from what I've witnessed in His work through others, He does c:
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"He finds it amusing, last I checked o3o" When you say that it makes it seem that you were implying that you talked to god and god responded back. It is much different from saying "I THINK he finds it amusing, from the stories of his! o3o"
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lolwut
I never said I talked directly to Him - "last I checked" does not say "last I talked to Him". If I do practice my relationship with Him, it would be through prayer. Whether you take that as direct or not is up to you.
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When you say "last I checked" it makes it seem that you communicated to God and God responded back to you with his answer. Not "last time I checked the Bible."
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Now you're not making sense ovo
Haven't I already answered this already?
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I was only stating what I was stating because you didn't understand what I said.
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Are you sure I was the one who didn't understand what you were saying? Cuz rereading this convo, it appears more as if /you/ didn't understand what I had said, haha
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Um no I was understanding what a anyone else would understand from your mistake of words.
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Might I remind you that this convo basically spun off at my response of "He finds it amusing, last I checked o3o" and you misinterpreting it?
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The only reason why I 'misinterpreted' it was because of you very poor choice of wording.
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Oh, then I'll shoot that excuse right back at ya!
The only reason why /I/ 'misinterpreted' your comments was because of /your/ poor way of explaining yourself. C:
... wait, when did I misinterpret/misunderstand you again?
( From you, just to clarify what I mean: "I was only stating what I was stating because you didn't understand what I said.")
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Um no, you are just misinterpreting it because you don't understand for some strange reason. Besides your horrid attempt at trying to be clever for an excuse is pretty pathetic. Try again why don't ya!
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You didn't answer my question |D
And I could still shoot that right back at ya too, LMAO
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Actually I did, you just didn't understand it! Silly bee!
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No, no, it must be that you worded it poorly! Silly boo!
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No you silly-willy you just don't understand it! Try re-reading it!
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