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Published: 2018-01-25 04:08:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 3768; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 0
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Description Amenii eyed the coffee suspiciously, it looked like coffee, even smelled like coffee carrying the slight whiff of the burn grounds that tickled her nostrils. Nera had even gone out of her way to scribble her a nice note declaring ‘Drink up.’ With a smiling face underneath. Casting a dark look at the bathroom, where judging from the running water Nera was busy getting her morning shower in. A quick look around the kitchen revealed nothing out of the ordinary either, no suspicious bottles in the garbage, no mail boxes that seemed out of place.

Nera had filled her thermos already, presumably with the same pot that sat on the receiver before her and Amenii did not think it likely that she would have gone out of the way to make another batch. Tentatively, she reached out and after giving it another whiff, raised it to her lips, and faltered. Setting the mug back down she swiveled to face the bathroom, the water had stopped. Was she preparing to jump out and yell surprise, if so than the surprise would be on her instead. Amenii waited, nothing, the sound of the hair dryer kicked on whirring away. With a final huff Amenii looked back at the mug before her, fingers drumming. It was a dilemma of epic proportion.

Blowing out a frustrated breath Amenii’s eyes fell on the thermoses before her, a grin splitting her face. ‘She would never…’ Amenii knew all to well how much Nera depended on her own coffee to function, even on the weekend. With a final rueful grin to at the bathroom door, Amenii worked the large cylinder down to her, snapped the lid and took a hearty swig. The flavor sharp and bitter.

‘Bleck!’ She coughed, almost knocking the thermos over. ‘Do you not believe in cream – sugar?’ Amenii hollered at the door.

‘What’s that hon?’ Nera’s voice came back over the noise of the hair drier.

Amenii was about to respond, when an odd tingling sensation formed in her belly, and began to spread outwards. Looking down, she jerked back, upsetting the table as she nearly fell backwards in her shock. Coffee went everywhere, slopping over the table and running down to pool on the floor.

‘NNNnnnnnneeeeeEEEEEERRRRRRRRrrrraaaaaaa!’

The hair drying stopped.

‘You know the other residents have stopped setting their alarm clocks in the morning.’ Nera’s voice drifted from the bathroom, as she pushed open the door a towel wrapped around her chest. Still fixing her damp hair and cocooning it in a second towel she took two steps forwards before her eyes fell on Amenii. ‘Oh…bother.’

Amenii flailed her arms sputtering incoherencies as her head bobbed down only to snap back up to leer at Nera.

‘Coffee…You…You…Fuzzy spotted gargoyle! You… I told you not… my coffee…This had better not be permanent!’

Nera’s expression was one of painstakingly rehearsed patients, as she leaned against the door jam and surveyed her little bunny lover, who, looked like a volcano about to erupt.

‘Amenii dear, why did you drink my coffee?’


C.S. Notes: This happens each morning: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmE… That's the Princess's Bride for those of you who have not seen the whole film.
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Comments: 67

Code-Shark In reply to ??? [2018-08-11 13:50:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol Amenii needs her coffee to function. Without it well... Things to downhill quickly.

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MviluUatusun [2018-07-28 19:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Ah, "The Princess Bride".  I remember watching that movie AND reading the book.  It was thoroughly enjoyable in both forms.  I loved that scene.

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Code-Shark In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-08-04 01:38:28 +0000 UTC]

Someone got the reference! Congratulation on being the first one to catch little tidbit. I too have read the book and scene the movie. I first got to see it, well the sword fights on the cliffs of insanity! And sense we were in a fencing class, sword fighting, and the styles they used were actually real to form. That is what made the movie so great. ^^

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MviluUatusun In reply to Code-Shark [2018-08-04 09:13:18 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.  I'm a bit of a fan of that movie.  It was so crazy and funny that it struck a chord in my heart.  (I like offbeat kinds of movies and stories.)  I think that movie was the first movie I saw that actually got me interested in swordplay.  When I wrote my first story, it included a lot of swordplay.  (Of course, setting the story in a semi-medieval era helped with that, too.  LOL.)

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Code-Shark In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-08-07 01:07:44 +0000 UTC]

Very nice, I love books that can do that to you. There are several narrators for an audio book series I have come to enjoy a lot. This one is from a bit of an odd sours so hear me out here before passing judgement. It is Warhammer 40k. RP. Imagine if someone were to write down all the details about what happened in an RP session, create a narrative report and then read if off like someone sitting around a camp fire. It is a little like that, and it has proven to be comedy gold. I discovered this because I have a, kid you not, hour and a half drive just to get to work, one way, and then the same, if not more back. It's just a little brutal.


Here is the first link to the story if you are interested: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej7Zeb…



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bluewingfairy [2018-01-26 23:57:31 +0000 UTC]

your very welcome😊.

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Cambion-Hunter [2018-01-25 21:12:28 +0000 UTC]

How awkward for them..... XD

Also, nice ass there.

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Code-Shark In reply to Cambion-Hunter [2018-01-31 00:41:57 +0000 UTC]

Lol, Yes, normal people get dressed before drinking their coffee. Amenii, pulls on some undies and calls it good enough.

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Fail-Seeker [2018-01-25 16:11:02 +0000 UTC]

Love these moments!

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Code-Shark In reply to Fail-Seeker [2018-01-25 17:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Ah, love is in the air and it is boiling.

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Fail-Seeker In reply to Code-Shark [2018-01-25 17:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Nera is as sneaky as Nick!

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Veteran1972 [2018-01-25 12:50:09 +0000 UTC]

Small bunnies and strongly brew coffee.......😋
Haaa Haaaa Haaaaa.............flop.

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Code-Shark In reply to Veteran1972 [2018-01-25 17:06:23 +0000 UTC]

Just wait until the crash... it's going to be bad. T.T

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Veteran1972 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-01-25 17:24:19 +0000 UTC]

Flop!!!

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bluewingfairy [2018-01-25 12:17:13 +0000 UTC]

good morning Code-Shark, nice story, poor Amenii!.

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Code-Shark In reply to bluewingfairy [2018-01-25 17:07:27 +0000 UTC]

Good morning and thank you, I know Amenii has a hard time in the mornings. T.T

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JackAxeWell [2018-01-25 10:35:34 +0000 UTC]

...I have no comment.This is funny.

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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-01-25 17:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Lol glad you appreciate the humor of the moment, now if only Amenii could. Maybe when the side effects wear off.

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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-01-25 17:09:18 +0000 UTC]

What did Nera put in that coffee,anyways?

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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-02-01 01:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Well, uh, it was a little drug from P&P (A little known Sex toy shop) known as 'Six Pack.' Designed to temporarily stimulate and grow two other sets of breasts.

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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 02:05:36 +0000 UTC]

... *removes glasses,rubbing my temples at it gives me some frustration*

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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-02-01 02:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, hence why Nera did not want to have Amenii drink that coffee. She knew how much Amenii liked to play with her breasts and figured it could be a fun night. And then Amenii just had to go and drink that coffee instead...

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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 02:26:49 +0000 UTC]

.....I just need a minute...*groans loudly into my hands *

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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-02-01 02:31:29 +0000 UTC]

Okay. All things considered it could have been worse.

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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 02:33:14 +0000 UTC]

I know,this is a mild reaction compared to other things she has done.

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Code-Shark In reply to JackAxeWell [2018-02-01 02:40:23 +0000 UTC]

Some of which are still stashed in the medical cabinate. Just waiting to be taken by accident.

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JackAxeWell In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 02:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Don't remind me...

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Goldham92 [2018-01-25 07:30:05 +0000 UTC]

What kind of coffee was that o.O *walks in after hearing Amenii's call*

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Code-Shark In reply to Goldham92 [2018-01-25 08:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Amenii hearing the door open flees to the bedroom and slams the door behind her. Nera meanwhile shakes here head now wrapped in a towel, 'Dark roast.'

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Goldham92 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-01-25 16:46:43 +0000 UTC]

Huh, yeah that would do the trick...

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Code-Shark In reply to Goldham92 [2018-02-01 01:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Nera smiles, 'That and she's, uh, putting on a few extra...assets... six if them.'

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Goldham92 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 03:25:00 +0000 UTC]

"Assets"? *I have a dumbfounded look on my face*

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Code-Shark In reply to Goldham92 [2018-02-04 03:26:48 +0000 UTC]

Nera stairs at you with a mixed expression, part quizzical, part malicious. 'Well, maybe it is best you see for yourself.' and without warning her paw is on your back as she pushes you forwards to the bedroom. Snapping the door open smartly, she gives you a little shove inside. Amenii screams, as she turns to face you. And in an instant you can see what Nera meant by 'extra assets'.  As, under her primary breasts, two new pairs have emerged.

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Goldham92 In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-04 04:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh.... O///O *looks away quickly, trying not to makes things any worse*

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MviluUatusun In reply to Goldham92 [2018-07-28 19:26:20 +0000 UTC]

Smart move.  Nera being a hyena could prove to be more than a little dangerous if she were to exhibit jealousy.

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Goldham92 In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-07-29 00:14:25 +0000 UTC]

I long forgotten this

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MviluUatusun In reply to Goldham92 [2018-07-29 15:56:58 +0000 UTC]

I only found it very recently.

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Goldham92 In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-07-29 16:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Huh..ok...

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neorenamon In reply to Code-Shark [2018-01-25 16:36:32 +0000 UTC]

Well it could be worse: It could have been Turkish Coffee (that's been brewed for 3 days). Thick as syrup and strong enough to beat up Hercules. It's scary. I had a teaspoon of that stuff and it kept me going all day. Yuck.

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MviluUatusun In reply to neorenamon [2018-07-28 19:27:31 +0000 UTC]

If it's that strong, there ain't enough anti-migraine medication to cure the one I'd get from drinking THAT witch's brew.

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neorenamon In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-07-28 21:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's too nasty for most people.

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Code-Shark In reply to neorenamon [2018-02-01 01:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Well now, I am going to have to hind down this Turkish coffee.

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neorenamon In reply to Code-Shark [2018-02-01 03:25:44 +0000 UTC]

Depending on where you are, you may have to make it yourself:
www.turkishcoffeeworld.com/How…

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Code-Shark In reply to neorenamon [2018-03-17 20:11:54 +0000 UTC]

Never going to sleep again. Never. O.O

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neorenamon In reply to Code-Shark [2018-03-17 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

One taste was a life time's worth to me.

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MviluUatusun In reply to neorenamon [2018-07-29 15:59:04 +0000 UTC]

But, I'd always heard that the Turks love their coffee strong enough to slap you in the face and dare you to get mad about it.  LOL.

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neorenamon In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-07-29 17:07:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh, it's strong enough to bench press your pickup truck and then drive off in it.

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MviluUatusun In reply to neorenamon [2018-07-29 21:20:33 +0000 UTC]

ROFLMAO.

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neorenamon In reply to MviluUatusun [2018-07-29 21:30:00 +0000 UTC]

I'd almost hate to see how much a mass produced version would be watered down around here.

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neorenamon [2018-01-25 07:16:38 +0000 UTC]

I don't think Amenii and Nera are going to remain together much longer with these trust issues. Nera needs to back off with the tricks.

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