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Published: 2017-07-27 01:10:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 2469; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 0
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Amenii had made it several steps before stopping. There, to her left sticking out of the recycling bin a familiar sight gave her pause. Slowly turning on her heal to face their still open door she drew in a deep breath.‘NeeeeeeeEEEEEEERRRRRRAAAaaaaa! Why is there a face huger in our recycling bin?’
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Still reeling from the assault of the vicious predator’s chest protectors Bob did his best to stay motionless. His first attempt had failed, badly, but he was not going to give up, not yet.
Well at least this day couldn’t get any worse he mused.
From somewhere outside a beeping sound accompanied by the crunch of gravel drew closer.
Previously: Alien: Bob The Destroyer
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And...then Nera just put him in the recycling bin, she cares about nature like that. 
Bob was very angry, and took his frustration out on the poor guy who opened the lid. Serious therapy was needed by both parties.
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Face on pants, like F my life, can not un see.
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They are sentient, just don't tell Amenii that.
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Ethan- Holy shit. We've gotta get out of here, girls. When there's one Xenomorph, there are more on the way!! *runs to the door*
*the door is now covered in Facehuggers*
Ethan- FUCK! Okay, plan b! *dials Chief Bogo's cell*
Bogo- Why are you calling at this kind of night?!
Ethan- (realizes that they won't believe him if he tells them the problem is Xenomorphs) We're being attacked! (gives Amenii's address)
Bogo- I'm on my way, son.
Ethan- AND BRING PROTECTIVE GEAR! AND GUNS! TONS AND TONS OF GUNS!!!
Bogo- Jesus Christ, I'm getting too old for these. I swear, if this turns out to be a prank call, then I will throw you in jail personally.
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Lol I'm sure the face huggers would go into hiding the secomd they heard this call.
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Then they ambush and impregnate Bogo with the same style as they did with Amenii
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Lol, one little detail - Bongo needs a uterus to be impregnated like Amenii was.
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they're Xenomorphs
they don't have to abide by normal rules
It'll just eat it's way out of Bogo
then the IGLES gets called in
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O.O I was kind of hoping Bogo would survive this one...
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he will
He has a son! and now his son will have a new pet!!
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Horrors! There are enough of these little terrors around already.
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It looks like Amenii has a pair of eyes on the front of her pants.
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That's because her pants is really a face huger in disuse! O.o
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Ooo-oooh. Okay. Then she needs to remove them. I promise I won't look. Really. I promise. Hmm. Obviously, she doesn't believe me. LOL.
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Flees inside and throws pants out the window. Bad pants! No cookie!
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your one to talk Amenii *is holding a massive cage with a giant xenobunnie inside* keep your pets under control
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Amenii: why did you put thrm in there? Their harmless... sort of.
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Giving you her best disarming smile. 'That was just a friendly love bight.'
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*shows a before picture of apartment room, all neat and tidy, then shows after all destroyed and looks like a war zone with dead xenobunnies with other xenobunnies eating them* see
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'Hey!' Amenii protests. 'Okay maybe they wrecked the place a little bit - but their not cannibals.'
Looks over and counts her xenobunnies. 'And they are all still alive. That must be Photoshop.'
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i dont own a computer and i just came from my apartment
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Looks closer at the photo, looks back at her children, counts them again.
'Oh...that's what happened to those stuffed toys. Well, I think we can safely say they don't like the replicas.'
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Shaking her head as shr looks at the debris.
'Well there goes a few hundred dollars...' shrugs. 'Sorry about the mess?'
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its fine lucky its not my apartment, its finie's
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i was looking after her pet pirana
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'Piranha?' Amenii gawks. 'When, why?'
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Shaking her head, 'You know you keep odd company. And this is coming from a rabbit who is currently dating a hyena.' she adds playfully.
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Yeah you're talking to a unicorn changeling hybrid whos friends with a land shark and a dino
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Er,,,, Are you sure Bob is going in-pregnant Nara?
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Well... um, he's trying. It's not as easy as it looks. T.T
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I'm watching you Bob! I've got my shotty right here, and if you try anything at all!
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Bob is to busy trying to recover in the recycling bin to care right now.
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That face is amazing!
:3 I will comfort the lady
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Thank you, but who will comfort Bob?
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Bob! You can do it! The xenomorphs need those... Ehem... Chest protectors....
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Yuuuusss! Bob will not give up, he will find a way to impregnate the giant fang faced monster!
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my friend, nice story, Amenii is really mad!. P.S. what Bob gonna do now?.
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