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Apparently I missed some very cool stuff while I was laying on the grass with little cartoon stars and birdies circling my head (not literally, although that would be a cool add-on to my power set). But the nice thing is there’s plenty of spectator clips on YouTube and TikTok so I can watch the badassness I slept through.

I really wasn’t out that long but it was long enough that I missed She-Hercules going to town on the convention center’s least welcome guest. She was swinging that club of hers like a Louisville Slugger, beating ol’ One-Eye back, but he refused to fall.

He rallied with a dead-center fist hammer to her head - an impact that made anything not nailed down jump - and it was She-Hercules who dropped.

Taking advantage of her grogginess, the cyclops full-on hefted a family SUV over his head and was about to piledrive She-Hercules with it!

And that’s when I came to.

Now, I don’t really have what you’d call “super reflexes,” but I was clearheaded and quick enough to use directed air “hands” to yank the car away from the cyclops and set it down safely in the nearby parking lot. The look on the stinky giant’s face was priceless!

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Apparently I missed some very cool stuff while I was laying on the grass with little cartoon stars and birdies circling my head (not literally, although that would be a cool add-on to my power set). But the nice thing is there’s plenty of spectator clips on YouTube and TikTok so I can watch the badassness I slept through.

I really wasn’t out that long but it was long enough that I missed She-Hercules going to town on the convention center’s least welcome guest. She was swinging that club of hers like a Louisville Slugger, beating ol’ One-Eye back, but he refused to fall.

He rallied with a dead-center fist hammer to her head - an impact that made anything not nailed down jump - and it was She-Hercules who dropped.

Taking advantage of her grogginess, the cyclops full-on hefted a family SUV over his head and was about to piledrive She-Hercules with it!

And that’s when I came to.

Now, I don’t really have what you’d call “super reflexes,” but I was clearheaded and quick enough to use directed air “hands” to yank the car away from the cyclops and set it down safely in the nearby parking lot. The look on the stinky giant’s face was priceless!