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Published: 2014-09-21 14:20:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 24871; Favourites: 249; Downloads: 401
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Description The future isn't always uncertain as one brony takes a look into Pinkie Pie's crystal ball and sees what awaits him in life (and death).

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Comments: 243

MIZZKIE [2014-09-23 12:36:26 +0000 UTC]

This is what breaks my heart about kiddie shows.
Unless it keeps airing over a span of many generations without changing the style or characters like Sesame Street, the general public tends to forget that these shows even existed, while people remember movies and anime forever even when they get dated. ):



But I am curious about how the bronies who have permanent tattoos of MLP feel in 20 years time if FIM does actually get forgotten by everyone. XD

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Cuddlepug In reply to MIZZKIE [2014-09-23 13:31:23 +0000 UTC]

Depressed, sweaty and lame, in that order.

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AzrielMoha [2014-09-23 09:09:38 +0000 UTC]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
sorry

I'm am so scared of this stuff so I'm so sorry

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Cuddlepug In reply to AzrielMoha [2014-09-23 13:32:36 +0000 UTC]

It happened I was there.

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TwistedCoil [2014-09-23 06:25:35 +0000 UTC]

It's 2091

None of the other zombies seem to understand you, so you find your relatives and eat their brains.ย  You'll show them whose mind is in pieces.

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Cuddlepug In reply to TwistedCoil [2014-09-23 06:46:13 +0000 UTC]

You raise a good point.

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Alon98 In reply to ??? [2014-09-23 05:05:29 +0000 UTC]

LOL y'all motherfuckers need other hobbies.
I remember when I was a hardcore brony. It lasted about a year or so.

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OpalescentArtist In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-23 13:08:20 +0000 UTC]

I respect your opinion on the show, but it doesn't make people who like it, as you put it, "motherfuckers". Whether it's a joke or not, that is pretty disrespectful.

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Alon98 In reply to OpalescentArtist [2014-09-23 22:43:20 +0000 UTC]

It was a joke. I'm sorry you didn't take it in jest. Besides, the author of this is being more disrespectful than I was.

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OpalescentArtist In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-24 08:36:48 +0000 UTC]

It's fine.

(And *cough* I agree with you there. Sometimes I wonder if I should unwatch him...his humor is something I don't get )

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Cuddlepug In reply to OpalescentArtist [2014-09-24 13:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Feel free!

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OpalescentArtist In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-24 13:22:02 +0000 UTC]

nah

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Cuddlepug In reply to OpalescentArtist [2014-09-24 13:48:35 +0000 UTC]

But you don't get my humour!

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OpalescentArtist In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-25 12:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Myeh. I take unwatching people seriously, and I have second thoughts.

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Alon98 In reply to OpalescentArtist [2014-09-24 09:39:07 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. And he doesn't get how his reply was disrespectful, either.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-23 23:35:32 +0000 UTC]

How am I being disrespectful, sailor?

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Alon98 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-24 09:39:28 +0000 UTC]

Think about what you wrote and how sarcastic it was.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-23 06:40:13 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations on 'evolving' into furry instead!

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Alon98 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-23 22:43:11 +0000 UTC]

I've always been a furry.
I don't let it consume my life though.
So there's that.


Also, my original post was a joke. Lighten up.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-23 23:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Question - are you being defensive because you're used to criticism?

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Alon98 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-24 09:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, do you always respond with blatant sarcasm and act like you did nothing wrong?

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Cuddlepug In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-24 13:18:28 +0000 UTC]

I don't believe you have adequately explained what I supposedly did wrong, sailor.

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Alon98 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-24 21:10:36 +0000 UTC]

Well, I said that I was only an obsessive brony for a year, and you replied that I "evolved into a furry".
Like you were mocking me, saying now I'm an obsessive furry. When the truth is, I don't let either consume my life, and I was a furry LONG before MLP:FiM was even made.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Alon98 [2014-09-24 23:17:11 +0000 UTC]

It sounds like you're content with yourself.

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Alon98 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-25 04:40:35 +0000 UTC]

I am. I still watch MLP and like the fanart and even make some myself, so I'm still a brony. Just not a hardcore one.

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Lahirien In reply to ??? [2014-09-23 03:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh please. It's not like there aren't going to be new people discovering it all the time. Just look at Star Trek.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Lahirien [2014-09-23 06:39:17 +0000 UTC]

You think, huh?

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SausageSpirit In reply to ??? [2014-09-23 02:14:40 +0000 UTC]

byotiful

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gunther1077 [2014-09-22 22:35:19 +0000 UTC]

stop making bronies feel bad, this is just sad

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Cuddlepug In reply to gunther1077 [2014-09-22 23:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell me what not to do.

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GUILLE832 [2014-09-22 21:35:11 +0000 UTC]

...





Now if you excuse me, Iยดll need to make some serious reflections about my life. If anyone needs me Iยดll be on the chair of the corner with a six packet of beers. By the way, if someone was so kind to call my good friend Jack...

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Cuddlepug In reply to GUILLE832 [2014-09-22 23:24:16 +0000 UTC]

Reflect deeper.

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GUILLE832 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-24 22:26:38 +0000 UTC]

Deeper inside the bottle you mean?

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Xiboro [2014-09-22 20:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Party Cannon is love. Party Cannon is life.

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Sykteify [2014-09-22 18:01:54 +0000 UTC]

that's so freakin sad XD This isjust a show, jeeze

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Cuddlepug In reply to Sykteify [2014-09-22 18:05:45 +0000 UTC]

For some it is life.

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CookieTurtle In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-23 01:18:15 +0000 UTC]

that's true

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Sykteify In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-22 19:00:07 +0000 UTC]

holy shit that's really freakin sad. That's unhealthy.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Sykteify [2014-09-22 19:02:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's gross!

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TheDarkWepon [2014-09-22 17:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha... AHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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Cuddlepug In reply to TheDarkWepon [2014-09-22 18:05:31 +0000 UTC]

Quit mimicking me.

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TheDarkWepon In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-22 18:07:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey thats my evil laugh! D:

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Paladin0 [2014-09-22 14:55:13 +0000 UTC]

I guess fans have the same feeling about Marvel and DC. Especially those who born on 1960's

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MightyMorphinPower4 In reply to ??? [2014-09-22 13:14:34 +0000 UTC]

aW THIS IS can of sad

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Cuddlepug In reply to MightyMorphinPower4 [2014-09-22 13:42:20 +0000 UTC]

You're reading it wrong.

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MightyMorphinPower4 In reply to Cuddlepug [2014-09-22 15:57:01 +0000 UTC]

hwow should i read it

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Berlioz-II In reply to MightyMorphinPower4 [2014-09-22 17:54:58 +0000 UTC]

Out loud, upside down, and while drinking a glass of water. It's in the instructions manual supplied during showings of Oogieloves.

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MightyMorphinPower4 In reply to Berlioz-II [2014-09-22 22:58:26 +0000 UTC]

I am also looking to the rlease of the 1 st geneartion releaase on dvd espicall rescue at midnight astle the orign o Tirek we me get tosee ssome other 1 villains

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Lars99 In reply to ??? [2014-09-22 11:49:10 +0000 UTC]

: And you'll be next!

Pinkie in a nutshell.

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Cuddlepug In reply to Lars99 [2014-09-22 13:43:07 +0000 UTC]

No, this is Pinkie in a nutshell:

"Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell? Look at the size of this bloody great big nutshell! What sort of shell has a nut like this?"

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