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Dandabug — Olaf the Butcher

Published: 2011-11-01 04:00:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1324; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 6
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Description Just couldn't resist submitting a piece in honor of Halloween, now could I?

Well everybody, this is Olaf, the well-respected butcher of a small town on the western frontier of Tranquillus.

His hometown is a mix of humans and felinians that get along surprisingly well... due in no small part to the diplomatic agreements made between Olaf the Butcher and Arnie, the local sheriff.

Essentially, Arnie and his deputies enforce the law, rounding up criminals and raiders and tossing them in jail... while Olaf and his mobsters keep the town supplied with certain high-demand products. The most prized of these goods is fresh, well-cured meat... after all, both cats and humans need a good supply of protein.

So how exactly does the wasteland city procure its food? Well, let's just say Arnie provides the jailhouse 'stock,' Olaf turns them into choice cuts, and the customers... don't ask any questions.


Oh, and he's married to Mariah the Baker. [link]

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Comments: 8

chricko [2012-10-25 08:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Badazzzzzzz!!!!

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Dandabug In reply to chricko [2012-10-25 12:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man! Support local meat-markets!

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chricko In reply to Dandabug [2012-10-30 15:16:32 +0000 UTC]

Yer welcome,I will!

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Debit [2012-10-03 05:44:52 +0000 UTC]

If a customer wants a lump of tenderized meat, then Olaf & Co. can process the selected prisoner by torturing the living daylight out of him before sending him off to the chopping block. Meanwhile, if the customer does not want adipose tissues, then save these tissues and sell them to the bakery later.

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Dandabug In reply to Debit [2012-10-03 21:56:45 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps, although Olaf usually requires a personal motive to resort to torture. Most of the time, he strives to quickly and skillfully remove undesirables from the community, disposing of them with care and dignity while at the same time providing for the needy!

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Belleeven [2011-11-03 08:02:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm afraid to let my cat see this one...

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Dandabug In reply to Belleeven [2011-11-03 16:22:47 +0000 UTC]

LoL, afraid he might get some predatory ideas?

...don't worry. Theoretically, cats won't be as scary as Olaf until they travel to a planet stuck in non-orbit where they will hyperevolve into super-intelligent predatory gangsters.

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Belleeven In reply to Dandabug [2011-11-07 10:26:52 +0000 UTC]

I think she already has some predatory ideas - she just needs opposable thumbs.

If she sees this, she may try to steal a space-ship.

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