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Published: 2012-03-24 05:58:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 24554; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 294
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My worst fear realized. Actually, I guess I have worse fears than this. Honey badgers are pretty scary, what with being both a badger AND an internet meme.But whatever. Inspired by Michael Bay plotting to make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aliens. That means a species of humanoid turtles. With female turtles. Designed by Michael Bay.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Unless you like this sort of thing. Then you need only fear the honey badgers.
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It's sad when people attempt to deny the existence of things they don't like.
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There is/was no reason to need to add a female Turtle.
It was also not done in a way which justified her addition. She was just thrown in there to be the token chick.
If Michael Bay does go ahead with the "alien" angle, I will probably deny that too. There is a chance that "Alien" Ninja Turtles will turn out "ok", but given Bay's previous movies, I severely doubt that will happen.
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She still exsists, and you're still denying her, and it's still sad. I understand why, but I at least admit the exsistance of something i dislike.
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Peter Laird, the main guy behind the Turtles, himself doesn't (like to) admit she exists.
"Thereβs absolutely no mention of Venus de Milo, the female Turtle. You canβt even joke about that with Peter. Itβs just one of those things that he hates with a passion."
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i can understand not liking her. But you can't just deny her exsistence
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Deny who's existence?
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i give up. at least i attempted to make my point though
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And she wasn't designed by Michael Bay (and yet still somehow had shell breasts)
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they were probably one there to help identify her from the male ninja turtles.
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There's not nearly enough explosions for this to be Michael Bay's work.
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NOW THE UNIVERSE IS THIRTY PERCENT WORSE! Thanks, Bay!
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What about Teenage Alien Ninja Honey Badgers?
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As awful as this whole mess is, I rather like this character design. A shame the actual ones will probably be far worse.
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Looks like some wierd TG'ed version of one of the TMNT, probably Michelangelo.
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[link] enjoy dan bwahaahahhahahahahahahahahahah *poot*
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It's not final yet. There's no script and Michael Bay could lose the rights.
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The last time I said that, the people on Youtube beat me over the head wit "IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING IT'S TOALLY HAPPENING IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING!" comments.
So, I guess the rumor-chasers just won't want to hear that the movie is not final.
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I wonder how many petitions there are about stopping this movie.
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