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deaddays — Greeks and Geeks Part 3
Published: 2008-07-13 19:59:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 2189; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 22
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I learned something last night! It's abundantly clear that I can't roller skate! I went to a skating rink last night after not skating for 15 years (and I couldn't skate when I was 12 either) and made a silly fool of myself. Battered and bruised after falling on my asscrack 3 times, my plan to be a skating superstar was a utter failure. But hey, at least I can draw comics! Sorta...Alright, alright. Right now you guys are thinking one of two things:
1) Woah! Lookit the boobs on that guy!
2) Woah! Lookit the stache on that chick!
Both are perfectly valid.
Anyway, here's a new DD for you'se guys. We continue to follow our boy here in his attempt to become a part of something that the only knowledge he has of is what he's learned from Will Ferrell. Okay, so this is a bad start. Okay, so it's the worst start possible. But as you well know, he's never been one to be deterred by false starts.
So here's hoping that the next frat he tries to join isn't chock full of giant Amazonians... no promises though. Thanks for reading buds! The saga (that's right, I'm calling this a saga fools!) continues next time! I'ma go heal now. Later!
-John
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Sweet! That's better than Becks latest review in RollingStone!
-John
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Haha, I did NOT see that coming. This one really made me laugh
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Cool! A sucker punch of hilarity!
-John
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is that a greek funny there? Sigma Theta Delta? STD? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!
ok so it's ST(h)D, but it's still funny!
/I can't rollerskate either. Well, I can skate, I just can't stop. dammit. I even had lessons and everything. I just hurt myself. Usually my ass...
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Damn! I wish I could say that was totally intentional... at least I can say that I'm even UNINTENTIONALLY hilarious.
-John
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I always love your comics...
except for when my OCD love of English makes me die a little inside at you writing "alright" instead of "all right"
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C'mon! there's nothin' wrong with the we they're talkin'! In fact, I'm gonna havetah say that their speech is pretty alright!
-John
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Of course, you would have to add the little "jiggle." Makes it that more dramatic I think. Disturbing, but dramatic.
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You always notice the little touches.
-John
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As if there's ANYTHING wrong with giant amazonians! I'm ashamed that you would even imply something like that, sir! Ashamed to have once called myself a fan of your little doodles!
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Woah woah! I NEVER said there was anything wrong with them! If anything, I can stand here for 2 hours listing off stuff that's so very RIGHT with em. Rrrowr!
...Did I just say that?
-John
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Well played. I think I can return to being your fan for that.
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ALRIGHT! Just 3 in and I already have the best in the bank! Hope it's not TOO anti-climatic from here on out.
-John
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golden
as awlays
and as always i enjoy readying your commentary too
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Cool, good to know I'm not rambling for nothing.
-John
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Is there actually any way to join a sorority as a male? Because that's something I'd do. Joining a group of men sounds gay to me.
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Wow, that's a damn good point.
-John
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Sure is. Hang out with the ladies, I says.
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My teacher (a guy) used to be an "honorary little sister" at his girlfriend's sorority just because he was the only one who knew how to cook.
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Hahahaha! That's too good. I know how to cook. I'm SO going to be in!
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hahaha, good one, quite previsible, but good
do you still remember about that thing we talked some weeks ago?
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Oh yeah! Here, lemme get on that. I'll try and get back to you on it this week! Sorry for dropping the ball!
-John
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no problem mate, i'm just too impatient
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Thanks Jay! Glad you liked!
-John
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