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Barney's shift was just ending after an especially long day. The trainstation was dead, the Watermelons' for Dr. Kleiner arrived late and he had to pry Lamarr out of his helmet during his break. The wet and musty stench of Headcrab would permeate that thing for days."If I didn't know better I'd have squashed that little bastard by now."
He checked the timer in his helmet, "God that stench." It was past 5:30, time to head home. As he briskly walked towards his apartment he noticed two children playing in the courtyard. Kids were a rare thing these days. "Wow actual kids, must have been born right before the suppression fields went up." he though to himself. As he walked toward them they immediately looked up and stopped what they were doing. Barney felt a bit guilty having inadvertently broken up their free time. Civil Protection weren't exactly "friendly" with the locals.
Barney smiled. "Hey guys, what are you doing around here so late?"
"Playing police and rebel." The little girl chimed in.
"That's a bit mature for kids your age. What about hide and seek?" Barney asked.
The little boy gave Barney a strange look, the old pot on his head made barney stifle a grin. "What's that?" he said with a cocked eyebrow.
Kids these days.
"Heh, it's an old game. Something I played when I was your age."
"Can you teach us mister?" The little girl asked.
"Maybe. You guys better get home. It's getting late, you don't want Civil Protection to bust you."
The little boy looked nervous. "B-but what about you?..."
Barney smiled again and gave him a thumbs up. "I think I can overlook this one."
The two children grinned and then walked off into a nearby tenement building. Barney resumed his walk back to his apartment. "I'll have to check lost & found tomorrow, maybe I can find them a jumprope or something" he thought.
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Comments: 32
Valveson [2023-05-19 01:37:29 +0000 UTC]
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KidBlackOps1 [2013-01-21 07:40:13 +0000 UTC]
Great story, and a great screenshot, nice work!
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Cromagblack6 [2012-07-25 08:01:48 +0000 UTC]
I subscribe to the belief that not all Civil Protection officers are Cold hearted killers, I'd like to think that they cut citizens that they know slack
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rebba10 [2011-09-15 23:58:50 +0000 UTC]
omg i luv this pic and story BUT I LUV BARNEY MOOORRREEE (not the purple dino)
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PokeyFluffytail In reply to rebba10 [2013-11-09 23:19:05 +0000 UTC]
*Starts getting all up in your grill*
What's wrong with Barney the Dinosaur?
You got something against purple dinosaurs?
Are you anti-purplite?
Hmmm??? T^T
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StephenW3st [2011-01-22 05:12:24 +0000 UTC]
Where Gordon fails, Barney succeeds. Have both, and the world is as good as saved.
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DooMGuy117 [2011-01-21 02:01:34 +0000 UTC]
even civil protection...has a heart.
so heartwarming, as mr. DoomyShadowSquirrels said.
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DooMGuy117 In reply to DoomyShadowSquirrels [2011-01-21 02:02:03 +0000 UTC]
just wanna say how epic your dA display name is.
tis epic beyond all measure
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DoomyShadowSquirrels In reply to DooMGuy117 [2011-01-21 02:21:43 +0000 UTC]
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LamboMan7 [2010-01-03 19:05:51 +0000 UTC]
Amazing story and amazing artwork!! I really loved 'em both!
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jorgeelmuerte [2009-09-14 11:57:26 +0000 UTC]
Mr Barney, who are the combines?
''they are evil aliens who want suck your brains out and prevent you from mating with one another... now would you like practice firing by shooting those naughty cpos there?''
Do I!?
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greatshoyru [2009-08-28 21:55:01 +0000 UTC]
That is just brilliant. Loved the story, short but effective.
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Eaglas [2009-08-26 22:27:34 +0000 UTC]
cute, I liked it allot when I saw it, And I liked it more when I saw the artist comment
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thegentlemansoldier [2009-08-14 16:19:10 +0000 UTC]
Even though children are absent from half life 2, theres always the possibility that the resistance is harbouring a few that survived.
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Juskan [2009-05-11 13:46:11 +0000 UTC]
..Well that's nice..I thought kids were suppose to be working in the Factory.
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ChaoticShadowofSouls [2009-01-10 17:07:01 +0000 UTC]
I enjoy looking for these with great little stories behind them. They're just awesome and this is absolutely adorable.
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LeeshaJoy [2008-10-12 04:08:24 +0000 UTC]
Nice pic, but there are no children in City 17 because nobody's been able to conceive a child since the Seven Hours War.
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Deathbymodding In reply to LeeshaJoy [2008-10-12 04:16:25 +0000 UTC]
I'm well aware of that. Just felt like putting some Beta model to use for a change.
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FireOps [2008-10-08 17:45:14 +0000 UTC]
Needs moar guts, blood, carnage 'n stuff like that
Just a joke, nice small story you wrote there
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