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DeepChrome — Testing Inebriation Emulators OH MY
Published: 2011-12-28 03:01:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 10791; Favourites: 174; Downloads: 60
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Thanks to all those tumblr people who seem to be mysteriously contemplating the humor of seeing GLaDOS get wasted, I had to do my own version. XDIn my headcanon, her android is built to emulate human behavior as well as it can - crying, laughing, etc. I figure an Inebriation Emulator was included in the blueprints. >_>
So here she is, testing it out before its big debut at New Year's Eve. I can safely tell you her Aperture is going to be flat out of liquor long before said holiday. -_- Wow, what a load of scientific fun. I just hope she doesn't do something too stupid when drunk...like letting Wheatley back in or something.
GLaDOS is copyright to Valve. So is Portal.
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... Neurotoxin... XD
Aaaand now bust out the cloning equipment! Everything is fixable with science! EVERYTHING.
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By the by, does she mean to be pouring that martini on your head, or is it just kind of spilling out?
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Spilling out. She is drunk after all. Can't expect that android to be terribly coordinated, can we?
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Umm....I do feel bad that you have to deal w/ a drunk GLaDOS, but since her android is built to emulate humans, wouldn't that mean you're gonna have to deal w/ massively hungover GLaDOS as well? (Should we be hiding all the combustible lemons? OxO)
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Ooooh, hangovers! XD
She is going to HATE those.
Yeah, we probably should hide the lemons. Thanks for the idea. ^^
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You and PiFactory are a dangerous pair...although this is technically rubitinmyeyes' fault for originating the drunken!GLaDOS...
Also, i can't wait for your ask-blog! -wiggles-
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Already, huh? We'll have to see where the joint inspiration goes. As for rubitinmyeyes' GLaDOS - what was it they did that inspired it? Cause I could use some lulz Portal art/fanfiction right now.
Hah looking forward to it too. I have the background for it ready, it's just a matter of figuring out how to introduce it properly in terms of the first images/posts, then I'm good.
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er...just some joke thing she did while doing art for "The Punishment." I don't like Punishment, but i DO love her art...even if it IS on the Chelley side.
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The Punishment is beautifully written, but yeah, not my thing. And Chelley's only part of why it's not my thing.
It's not my thing because of that scary-as-hell GLaDOS. EEEEEESH.
Don't bring up Strange Bedfellows either. *_* Emotional abuse, much?
However, I'm certainly not going to knock anybody for preferring those fics. There's some really good art for the Punishment. 
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..h-have you checked out Test Chamber 99?
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-coughnotsayingthatiwroteanyofitcough-
um...NSFW stuff...
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Lmao. I love this. It looks like you underestimated what you'd be getting yourself into
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Yep. I most certainly did. Hahahaha.
Thank you.
And I don't like booze that much. Pina coladas, some wines, a certain champange I drank too much of one New Year's Eve (the only thing that offset it was a 85% cacao Lindt bar I had at the same time >_>;; that was a fun chatroom with me in it that night XD) and the occasional Mike's Hard Lemonade.
So yeah, I generally don't get wasted. Ever. XD
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oh dear drunk GLaDOS...OTL Now the testing will get more heptic!
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Hehehe, and potentially dangerous, I mean really dangerous.
Wobbling panels, hiccuping turrets, misplaced discouragement beams, Repulsion Gel where there should be Propulsion Gel, or worse, ACID.
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Ahem.
Portal drinks; [link] The ones for GLaDOS and Chell sound like they'd be really sour.
And the Wheatley; [link] Guaranteed to lower the IQs of everyone in the room.
Happy New Years.
Goddamnit DA, what do you want from me? It's not spam. Just let me post already. RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHG. What? Do you want more text so it seems less like this post exists purely for the sake of the links, or are you just hating on links in and of themselves now? You didn't used to suck like this DA. I thought we had something. If I wanted to link people to outside sites, you'd just let me. And it was amazing. What happened to those days? I could swear you still do sometimes, I didn't see any reports or journal entries bitching about it. And this is the first time you've done this, so what? Are you just hating on the specific websites? What did tumblr and hubpages ever do to you? Fine. I'll try an alternate source for the first link. Will that make you happy?
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*backs away slowly from the rant*
Drinks sound cool, I'll check those out. Thanks for uhhh, commenting. >_>
Oh man I totally have to reblog the drinks one. The Drink Is A Lie is the best one. I can imagine a bartender version of GLaDOS serving that and then getting into a passive-aggressive hissy fit when the patrons complain about the cheap beer.
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Hey, it did. DA does hate on hubpages for no reason, but has no problems with gamercoil.
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i don't even know who to feel sorry for in this pic.....
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wait, would GLaDOS's red eye be showing in here?
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Hmmmm, she's probably not quite wasted enough, but that's a great idea. 
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oh god, another escalation series.
your welcome.
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Oh now you did not just give me that idea.
Oh well, I have a break, New Year's Eve is coming up, I might just do this. XDDDD
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*is confused as to whether or not i actually did*
in that case, i'll be waiting for the next panel.
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