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DeepChrome — THIS IS A LEMON
Published: 2011-10-12 05:23:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 7282; Favourites: 85; Downloads: 29
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Things have escalated.The fangirls won't come down. Several more of their number have decided to climb on.
I've collected a few weapons to convince them to leave: one of the flamethrowers *TwinklePowderySnow 's and my humanized GLaDOS used against us in a past adventure, a vat of Repulsion Gel, and a bucketful of combustible lemons.
If things keep up, poor GLaDOS is going to break something, and then she's going to get mad. Very mad.
And then there will be neurotoxin or God knows what. I'm only trying to save their lives. Is a little decency and a willingness to cooperate too much to ask? Really?
GLaDOS is copyright to Valve
The Sparta meme reference was unintentional - I only realized after I put that in that I more or less homaged "THIS! IS! SPARTA!" afterwards. Heh.
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I imagine quite a few people would be. >_>
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YUSH!! LEMONZZ!! then again, i'd prlly be up there with the fangirls...
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The horror! This won't end well at all...
I'll get them off you, GLaDOS, only if I can have some cake!
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Haha, yeah she has such horrible luck, being able to make so many straight women lesbian for her. XD
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Fangirls can be really, really , really scary! And it's horribly difficult to get them off someone or something... Should I refer to GLaDOS someone or something? Say... When is there a flamethrower and how dangerous is the repulsion gel?
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That's a flamethrower on my character's back, by the way. And repulsion gel I figure makes things super slippery as well as super bouncy - really hard to hold on when your hands are about to boing off of whatever they're holding onto.
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Oh I see, I know that's a flamethrower but when do we have flamethrower in Portal? Maybe it's just being brought there out of nowhere. Now I wonder if a light tap on the repulsion gel will even cause things to bounce... Do you remember the poster about repulsion gel pudding in the game, I really wish I can have a taste of it and experience how it feels like for food to bounce out of your body.
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itll rip a hole through your stomach if you eat it.....also itll taste bland as it was a diet pudding....
plus i dont think youll want to eat somthing that would tear you apart from the inside out!
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That's a great answer to my questions about the repulsion gel. Thanks!
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D'aw, poor GLaDOS! Not gunna lie, I would probably be one of those fangirls...
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Yeah the poor thing. [REDACTED]You know I'd have to severely warn you if you did that to her, right?[REDACTED]
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... i must have 20 ideas on how this could end...
... no wait, those are just 20 categories... over 2000 ideas. sorry.
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I've a short shift tomorrow at work, so I'll probably be arting in the afternoon. Mua ha ha ha haaaaa.
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POSSIBLE IDEAS:
1: core transfer with wheatly
2: tempt fangirls off using wheatly and his "hypnotic" british accent.
3: flamethrower to the face
4: companion cubes for all (who get off).
5: GLaDOS switch to her android form and have the girls chase her into a trap... where they become very loyal test subjects.
6: puring repultion gel all over GLaDOS and the fangirls, making them get as far away as possible while shattering their bones...
7: emancipation grille.
8: turrets.
9: one word: CAKE
10: move the air conditioning to be either too hot, or too cold. either way, make it uncomfortable.
11: call them all lesbians. (not my style, but i found it works on most occasions)
13: quantum zombie cat fight.
14: call in the fangirl terminator (that dangerous, mute, lunatic).
15: party escort bot turns out to be their worst nightmare.
16-20: [redacted] those ideas were a bit TOO evil....
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My answer's up. Mostly stuff that involved blood, punches, and various stuff.
If they come back, I send Chell at them (Thank you for suggesting the dangerous mute lunatic....bwahahhahahaha.)
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Looking forwards to it too. Hehe.
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Just brilliant. The colors, the way the yellows and oranges set this one. Yes things are really escalating..its like those fangirls are multiplying 
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I've thought of one possible way to end it - convincing the fangirls that they will kill GLaDOS if they keep it up - that'd get 'em off in a hurry if they really like her...
Either that or GLaDOS loses it, and flings them all off with her mechanical arms.
(I like the one of my saving her better, dunno why. XD GLaDOS is not a maiden in distress, go figure.)
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Haha yeah she's no damsel in distress! but I think if you helped her, you'd earn those science points in her book lol! I can see her plucking those girls off with her mechanical arms, one by one though, she's had enough of the shenanigans and they've got to get a move on! Ha! convincing them they're killing her is a perfect idea too xD
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Yeah probably gonna finish this "series" tonight.
Hmm, mood colors, already used the orange/purple combo for worsening situation. The situation's climax, hmm.
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Hmmmm 
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Having a problem trying to figure out how to convey this in one frame. Might be a two-part comic in a single image.
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Yes. That is too much to ask for with fangirls. Just ask Wheatley. I'm sure he's been glomped by lots of fangirls.
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If there are going to be even more fangirls climbing her her rig is going to drop from the generator crushing both GLaDOS' processor and the fangirls.
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Perhaps I should explain to them that they're hurting her.
I'm sure that'd get an immediate reaction.
(Hmm, I see Part 3 already *evil grin* )
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That might work well. But you'll need to backup GLaDOS' files, just in case one of those fangirls might come running in with an core.
Seriously, last core transfer nearly broke her. Luckily the Caroline file got deleted from the rig.
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Hmmm.
Yes, this is tricky.
I was thinking of Part 3 being a bloody mess, fires in the background, and me screaming at one remaining (somewhat bloodied) fangirl that I WOULD kill them the next time they tried this.
And GLaDOS huddled up near the ceiling going "oh god oh god oh god" or something.
I haven't decided, but it seems sufficiently climatic and funny at the same time...
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That sounds like pure awesomesauce.
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Fangirls can't be reasoned with.....unless you wave yaoi fanart at them, then they'll be more willing to listen to your demands....that or chase you down and take it from you by force then fight in a epic battle with each other to keep it for their own which will solve the fangirl problem on it's own in a matter of minutes....according to Fact Core anyway.
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Hehehe. That's a possible solution.
The other idea would be to wave some ChellDOS slash in front of them. That...that might work.
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Or wave slash art at them that could work too....just be careful if they come after you.
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I have good defenses. *points to flamethrower, repulsion gel, and combustible lemons*
And I'm on GLaDOS' side, so she might give me a hand...once that horde is off her, though.
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Well I see you got the situation covered though I think GLaDOS might have a new fear next to birds after this.....fangirls can leave long lasting mental scars on the people(machines) they worship....not sure if AI's count.
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Oh I'm sure AI's count.
Thank you.
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