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Published: 2016-05-09 20:12:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 3139; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 5
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Empyronaut In reply to ??? [2018-07-18 14:17:06 +0000 UTC]

If this is a meme, then I fear I don´t know it, sorry.

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MrMadManiac In reply to Empyronaut [2018-07-18 14:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Not really a meme. More just a referance, finding it kinda similar to this.

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MysticSunrise87 [2017-02-27 17:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Jokes aside, this was a really good book. One of my favorites of the series.

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Empyronaut In reply to MysticSunrise87 [2017-02-27 22:36:18 +0000 UTC]

I agree.  

It´s hard to pick a favourite one out of this huge series, but I guess it would be in my Top 5 too.
 
From the newest books: "Master of Mankind" and "Praetorian of Dorn" are must-reads...

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MysticSunrise87 In reply to Empyronaut [2017-02-27 22:45:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm still working my way through "Deathfire", so I have a ways to go before them. I've fallen way behind on my reading the series.

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Empyronaut In reply to MysticSunrise87 [2017-02-27 22:49:43 +0000 UTC]

Enjoy...  

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TheAngryMarine [2016-07-13 15:01:46 +0000 UTC]

This shit makes me crack up everytime

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Empyronaut In reply to TheAngryMarine [2016-07-13 15:05:50 +0000 UTC]

I`m glad you like it.  

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Mineraleater [2016-05-10 20:10:58 +0000 UTC]

new4.fjcdn.com/comments/God+em…

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Empyronaut In reply to Mineraleater [2016-05-10 20:29:54 +0000 UTC]

es ist schon witzig (und irgendwie entmutigend) das so lustige, schnelle Photoshop Memes super beliebt sind und direkt einschlagen, wogegen Sachen, die ich (oder so viele andere) stunden- oder tagelang zeichnen keinen Schwanz interessieren.

Ach, scheiss drauf. Ich denke ich bin gerade nur in Jammerstimmung. Zeit, was zu trinken glaub ich...  

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Mineraleater In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-10 20:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Manchmal trifft es halt einfach den richtigen Nerv. 

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Empyronaut In reply to Mineraleater [2016-05-10 20:58:08 +0000 UTC]

(Kann nicht antworten, muß mehr trinken)








Nee, ich glaub du hast schon Recht.
Ich jammer nur manchmal gerne und spiele den grossen, unverstandenen Künstlerich.  
Aber ist nur Spass...  

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Mineraleater In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-10 21:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Tun wir das nicht alle hier? ist das nicht der Grund warum wir alle einen Account hier haben und unseren Kram hochladen? ^^ 

Aber ich versteht Dich voll! 

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Empyronaut In reply to Mineraleater [2016-05-10 21:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Wir sollten anfangen Ponies, Sonic, Pokemon und Undertale Zeug zu machen. Dann können wir uns zwar im Spiegel nicht mehr ansehen und werden ausgelacht von vielen, aber wenigstens haben wir dann auch hunderttausende von Watchern und Faves...

(gut, das ich das in Deutsch geschrieben habe und niemand das lesen kann, sonst würden die Ponylover mich wahrscheinlich zu Tode doxxen...) 

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Mineraleater In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 06:36:36 +0000 UTC]

Ich verdränge immer wieder das die auch hier sind... ich versteh den hype darum überhaupt nicht ^^

Ja, ist glaube ich auch gesünder es auf deutsch zu schreiben

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HelixApothecari [2016-05-10 09:57:36 +0000 UTC]

Part of me wants to scream. Part of me is laughing more than it should. Yeah, I totally don't have any split personality issues or something. (I can hear the chorus of "damn roleplayers!" already. Sheesh.)

(also, psssh... *hilarious)

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40kanon [2016-05-10 00:45:00 +0000 UTC]

VULKAN LIKES *FAVE FAVE FAVE*

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-10 07:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Hawaii gets flooded with magma? VULKAN LIKES!

Forest fires threaten giant cities? VULKAN LIKES!

Burning people alive? VULKAN LIKES!

Batman Curze? VULKAN DISLIKES!

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-10 08:04:36 +0000 UTC]

KONRAD LIVES *EDGE EDGE EDGE*

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-10 08:31:54 +0000 UTC]

CURZE DINDUNUFFIN WRONG! *edging itensifies*

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-10 22:38:52 +0000 UTC]

HE WAS A TROUBLED CHILD...HIS PARENTS WERE SHOT IN AN ALLY 

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-11 07:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Wouldn`t it be great if Curze had a caring butler like Alfred? A well educated, calm and sophisticated sidekick? What a great contrast...

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 09:12:27 +0000 UTC]

I think it be great if he had a loving brother who cared.

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-11 11:45:24 +0000 UTC]

His whole legion cared. He hated them like nothing else in return.
Dorn cared. He knocked Dorn unconcious in return.
The Emperor cared. He raped the Emperors Imperium in return.
 

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 21:18:03 +0000 UTC]

I always thought sanguinius would be like a loving brother like here sallar47.deviantart.com/art/Li… and read the featured comment

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-12 09:18:27 +0000 UTC]

I guess Birdyinius and crazy Curze were pretty much the opposite of each other.

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 19:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Yea but wouldn't you think he would be a loving brother.

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Empyronaut In reply to 40kanon [2016-05-12 20:24:34 +0000 UTC]

To be honest: I would make love to all of them and suck their genetically enhanced transhuman [censored] and then slurp their semi-god [very censored]....

But nohomo, bro, nohomo... 

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40kanon In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 21:39:45 +0000 UTC]

.....uhhh 

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Zornuzkull [2016-05-10 00:20:14 +0000 UTC]

Ayy LMAO!!!

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-10 07:38:46 +0000 UTC]

Just a dank meme...

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-10 21:31:54 +0000 UTC]

Iv seen danker...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-10 21:33:55 +0000 UTC]

You`ve seen nothing, newfag... Lurk more. It`s never enough.  

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 04:35:41 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna fuck you like I fucked your momma...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-11 07:21:15 +0000 UTC]

1. You didn`t fuck my mommy. My mommy fucked you, you little bitch.
2. She said that she never saw a tinier dick than your pathetic pink tic-tac.
3. Your tears are my lubricant you cumslurping queensucking english smegmamuncher.

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 18:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Shut up bitch I shoved one fist in her ass and one fist in her cunt... You can sniff my hands if you want proof...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-11 18:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft.... as if YOU would know the smell of pussy, knobsucker. Only smell you know is your grandpas groin and your uncles ass you denying queer anal-pirate.

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-11 20:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Next time I see you yah tubby bitch your gonna be sucking my dick with no teeth...
Because I'll be bashing them down your fucking throat with a baseball bat before I Ram my cock between your bleeding gums...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-12 09:16:38 +0000 UTC]

Next time you see me will be your last sight before you step into the eternal darkness you donkeydick licking cumgurgler.

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 17:26:18 +0000 UTC]

Your ass is mine tubby mcfat fuck...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-12 17:47:24 +0000 UTC]

Why so salty?  

Let me think... You`re a britfag.... Sooooo......it must be food related I guess.  

Out of mintsauce?  
Didn`t your yummy eel soup taste good today?  
Was the bloodpudding a little too bitter?  
The fruit cake was too dry again?  

Tell me, my english gourmet friend, I listen while I eat some Bratwurst and Schnitzel...

Yeah, fat people got the swagger, biatch...  

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 18:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Wow you got all artistic and shit...
Too long didn't read...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-12 20:27:26 +0000 UTC]

This is just a photoshop work you dumbnut... If you want to see real artistic ubershit, like godtier artistic stuff, then wait 1 or 2 days when my next pic gets uploaded... Epic masterpiece is too less to call it...

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 20:38:40 +0000 UTC]

It's gonna suck dick isn't it?

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-12 21:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Dude, you`re really obsessed with this oral fixation stuff, are you? Still thinking about munching wieners all day? Yummy, yummy, suck guys tummy, Mr. Suckuzkull? Damn, this british fags. Nothing but perverts. No wonder they ellect muslim mayors in their capital. Next thing you know is that you can`t buy goats on the islands anymore, because the english population decided to get their own private fuckgoats. Because that`s halal, right? Damn you tommytards...

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 21:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Nice wall Pablo...

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Empyronaut In reply to Zornuzkull [2016-05-12 22:00:46 +0000 UTC]

2 much 2 read?  U no can read diz? I sry.

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Zornuzkull In reply to Empyronaut [2016-05-12 22:31:56 +0000 UTC]

I missed our little shit flinging matches...

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luizjrs01 [2016-05-09 20:33:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL..... VULKAN'S FACE..... TOO..... CWUTE LOL

ROFL

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Empyronaut In reply to luizjrs01 [2016-05-09 20:47:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes... "cute" and not "batshit crazy", you`re right.  

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