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Published: 2009-05-02 05:26:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1604; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 34
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I'm not sure how it is contained in me, but it has been my pride and joy for many MANY years. So, in honor of my most showy vascular organ, I have had it hung with bling.Also, I really hate that sketchy ID I did earler. It really sucks. A lot.
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Ahahaha YES. I wish I could find more people with long tongues. I love them, but it seems to be a fairly rare thing.
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With those spikes in your tongue, and the fact your tongue is so long, it's like you could stab your nose if need be....
i'm not sure why the need to stab your nose with your tongue would arise, but you've got it covered!
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Stabbing my nose was the first thing I tried, actually.
Because I could.
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AIN'T IT JUST FABULOUS?!
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I can only imagine how that works when making out with someone >.> but now that seems creepy on my part
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Honestly? I've gotten used to it, but my tongue doesn't actually fit completely in my mouth when relaxed. So... The biggest problems I have are biting my tongue by accident, and drooling in my sleep.
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I mean, from the other person's perspective, i mean...not to sound fucking crazy but its kind of alluring, i guess you could say. And yeah, biting your tongue always sucks, and people do that without that tongue so no worries
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Not being the other person, I wouldn't know for sure. I'm told it's an enjoyable experience.
Oh but I drool A LOT. It's practically a super power.
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I suppose i'll have to take there word on it
And do you sleep on a towel or something or do you just change your pillowcase every night? lol
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I'm still trying to devise a better method than just flipping the pillow a lot and changing the sheets when they start to smell like vomit. XD
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Well, not to sound...odd, but you could always shove a washcloth in your mouth for the night to soak it all up lmao
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Or a sponge! I might just develop a bed/bucket hybrid with a built in drainage system to solve the problem. Then I could harvest the drool and spray it into the eyes of my enemies.
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You could prolly base it off one of those massage bed things with the hole for your face and go from there
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Just a big hole in the mattress where the usual face-zone is. Like a massive facial sink with a drain in the bottom.
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go for it, maybe you can set a world record or something for keeping the most drool ever
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Every inch of it.
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DAAAYUUUUMMM. You should check out sum of my art if you want lol.
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oh my god. that is mesmerizing and fascinating. nightmarish and sexy too. probably should have just said "wow"
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Ooomigosh!! I is sooo luvin the fangs and tongue piercings!!
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Ahaha XD I have a drive to put as many showy uncomfortable prosthetics in my mouth as I can afford. It's unreasonable, really, and it's socially unattractive at best.
Thanks! XD
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JESUS COCK.
I BET YOU COULD HOLD A PENCIL AND DRAW WITH IT!
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I tried that once.
I can. Just not very well.
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Holy shit, that's amazing.
oh..oh!
teehee
HEEEEEEY GIIIIIIIIRL
I BET YOU CAN LEAK A MEAN PUSSY WITH THAT TONGUE.
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I BETCHU I CAAAAAN.
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Oh god. I've never tried. Maybe I can. I'll have to try it.
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but you'll get sent to jail
because licking doorknobs is illegal D:
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FUCK.
I'll do it anyways. >8C
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Rightly so.
I would consider strangers' reactions to my tongue to be very similar to penis envy.
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yes verily
and i almost typed that in caps lock lol
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Caps lock is my BEST FRIEND.
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SO THEY TELL ME.
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OHMAIGEWDNESS.
I'd be your groupy! lol
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O . O"
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*licks your tongue DX*
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YES. IT'S REAL. I HAVE HORRIFIC ORAL DEFORMITIES.
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OH WELL NOW YOU JUST SOUND LIKE UR MAKIN FUN O ME
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