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ImpCJCaesar β Cannibal Attack!
Published: 2013-10-26 23:20:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 2104; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 37
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And now bite her ear!
I had many ideas for the title, but this one was the best, I think.
Other ideas:
-"Omnom"
-"Treachery"
-"Apple Taste"
-"Appletastic"
-"The Princess and the Damsel"
-"What is she watching?"
-"I'm bored"
-"Twenty frames in a pitch black butchery"
Are you still following me? Hey guys?
Oh no, I did another "cuteness overload" image, didn't I?
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I'll be as fast as possible. Just tell me what I have to take and from where. Then you can always hide inside here and I'll come up with excuses about you. I mean... they wouldn't enter my house, would they?
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Well, if memory serves me correctly, Ah beleive she keeps her negatives upstairs in the room farthest back on the right. She uses that as her new makeshift Film Room.
You'll know it's the right one if it has a red light in it.
And Ah suppose that'd work...in theory.
Ah'm not sure if they'd just barge into yer house to chase me but....
*bites bottom lip* Apps and Dashie, as much as Ah love 'em, they tend to lose themselves when they get into situations like that but....nah! *waves hand dismissively*
Ah'm sure it'll be okay...it'll be fine....right? Heh.
*sighs, cracks knuckles*
Alright then, T-Fire, let's do this thing!
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Yay! Thunder Shade photo robbers!
*offers hoof for a bump*
...and I get to enter Rarity's house!
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*looks left then right, shrugs, and goes for the epic hoof-bump*
Wachow! This is probably one of the worst ideas Ah've ever had...but Ah'm glad ta be a part of it! Yeah!
...well, yes, that is true so...just don't do anything crazy.
That's mah job...ta...make a distraction and...stuff.
...and not get beat up.
*walks with her till we're outside Rarity's house*
Okay...here we go.
*glances sneakily in window to see they've finished up the shots and her camera is sitting there as she helps the ladies...well, not really sure what she's doing but they're obviously in need of resting up after whatever it is she's had them do for the calendar shoot*
...this is an awful idea, just sayin' that again.
Welp! Here Ah go!
*throws open door, uses the surprise of the moment to quickly run in, grab the camera, and then dash out the back door before anypony even knows what's up*
And with that, Ah run fer mah life! Oh Ah hope she hurries, because they won't be far behind once they figure out what just happened.
*laughs into a sad sigh* ...the things Ah do fer friends!
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*all the three of them run outside and start chasing you, while Thunder Fire sneaks inside*
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*glances over shoulder*
Huh...Ah would've thought they'd have started..giving...chase...by....now....
*eyes widen and pace quickens*
Ah crap!
*starts weaving through the streets of Ponyville, down the alleyways and side-streets and all the little intricate paths that we know are there but they never really show in the show*
Ah really hope she's havin' some luck, otherwise all this runnin' is fer not.
...Good cardio though. Unfortunately, Ah don't think what might happen if they catch me will be good.
*yelps as something red flies passed me* Apples? They're throwing apples at me!?
*huffing and puffing, ducks around a corner and waits as they go running by*
*when it's finally quiet Ah poke mah head out and see they've headed down the way like Ah figured*
Okay...so...beeline to T-Fire's house...and then just hole up there.
Should be simple...should.
*with that begins hoofing it back towards Thunder Fire's house, unaware that the chase is far from over*
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*bends over to listen to an apple on the ground*
Are you actually talking to an apple?
Earth pony way enhanced my powers, remember?
*staring at her plot* Well, excuse me Princess, but your apples can talk to me too!
*strong buck and great blush* He hid behind a corner! Let's go back!
*they run behind you*
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OKay, should be in the clear....it's about ten minutes to T-Fire's house from here at this pace.
What could possibly....go....wrong....*looks over shoulder after feeling a chill*
Oh sweet heavens, that's what could go wrong.
*books it after seeing three angry mares glaring and charging at me*
...Best not to get caught, lest Ah be a dead man.
*startes weaving around ponies again, nearly colliding with a number of them*
Sorry Lyra!
Sorry Bon-Bon!
Sorry Derpy!
Look out Doctor!
*jumps to leap over him, knocking off his top hat*
Sorry! Ah'll replace it if it got damaged but Ah'm in a hurry!
*runs over bridge and notices they're closing in*
T-Fire, ya better be hurrying...Ah've got to find a way to shake them so Ah can hide in her house without them seeing.
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CATCH 'IM!
GET OUTTA MY WAY!
*they run after you, pushing aside all the ponies they find in their way*
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Ah hell Ah'm a dead man unless Ah think of something quick!
*looks around*
Think! Think! Ah can't fly....well Ah can but Dashie would totally overtake me.
Running's loosing me traction since they're fast that way too.
*still looking around*
Come on! Come on! Something show up dang it!
*finally, as if answering mah prayers, Ah see Pinkie Pie doing something intersting in teh distance*
Oh please let whatever weirdness she channels work for me just this once!
*pouring on the speed and panting Ah get just ahead enough to get out of sight and then, taking a chance, Ah jump towards Pinkie...and then end up hiding in her mane despite physics saying that should be impossible*
Pinkie! Keep me secret and they'll be special time with me as a reward! Candy, cartoons, and mah fingers scratching all the right places! Deal?
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*keeps dancing on pink balloons* Uhm...
Ok!
Pikie! Where did Ryan go?
Who's Ryan? And you are gorgeous and sexy in that outfit, Princess! Is that butter on your plot, Damsel?
*collective blushing*
Better if we resumes our researches...
Let's go and get ourselves normal, then we'll search Ryan... n' buck him good!
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*waits till Ah'm sure they're out of sight before slowly popping out of her mane a bit*
Are...are they gone now?
*sees they are and sighs in relief before climbing out of her mane*
...just as an aside, it's very warm in there. Cozy too!
*gives Pinkie a big hug*
Oh thank ya Pinks! Ya just saved mah plot something fierce! Ah'm so grateful Ah could kiss ya!
In fact, Ah just will!
*laughs and kisses her cheek*
Yer a top-notch friend!
So, remember, whenever ya wanna cash in that special time favor let me know okay?
As for now, Ah need to get away from here so that Ah'm not to suffer the wrath of the Princess and Damsel.
Oh! *digs into jacket and pulls out a very colorful cupcake before handing it to her* Here. This was just lying in there so Ah figured you'd want it!
Now then! Ah'm off!
*with that hauls butt to T-Fire's house before hiding behind the couch*
Safe....but why do Ah feel as if Ah'm forgetting something?
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Sure thing, Ryan! I'll make sure to eat it all in your honor! Β YES! *bounces away*
*after some seconds, Thunder Fire enters in the house all sweaty and panicking*
Gaaaah! I hope they didn't see me!
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Oh....that's right. T-Fire in the house....well, crap.
*pokes head out from behind couch*
Sooooooooo....did the mission go as planned?
Was the danger we encountered worth it, T-Fire?
Did you....*looks left then right sneakily* get the goods?
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Yep. Got the negative. *pant* *shows the treasure* Now what?
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Huzzah! Well we do exactly what we set out to do! We must burn it and change the future!
....wait, wrong movie! Still!
We need to destroy that so there's no evidence left of the misdeed! Quickly!
Fetch some flames!
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Uh... can you help me lighting the fire? And won't it seem suspicious to light a fire in summer?
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Yes! And....yer right. We need to use something else that has flames.
*snaps fingers*
Ah-ha! The stove! We'll just turn on the burner and poof!
No more incriminating evidence.
*heads into kitchen with her before turning on said stove*
Now then, all Ah need is the evidence and then we can put all this trouble behind us.
Hmmmm, kind of surprised it all went so smoothly....
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Don't draw bad luck on us... *gives you an envelope with the negative in it*
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Finally...we can put this all behind you.
*with that moves the envelope to the flames and begins the burning*
Yes...yes...consume the secret with yer silencing flames oh stove.
*sets the burning envelope in a metal pot*
And that should do it, T-Fire. Looks like yer finally safe.
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Praise it, brutha... *takes a calendar and gives it to him* Here. As a reward.
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Did you really just say that? *laughs uncontrollably...until the calendar is handed over*
Ah....this is!
*looks left then right before flipping through it quickly to give it a once over*
Sweet Pony Jesus!
*face flushes instantly*
Well then...it's a good thing Ah don't have mah wings out right now, that's fer sure. Hahahaha.
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Yes. He became a Brony to save us from our sins.
Though it was not he that made Fluttershy cry, he took the blame for those that did and was encased in a giant muffin.
On the third day, he ate his way out and ascended into an alicorn.
Now he lives in Celestia's time-share on the east coast, enjoying the surf and basically being an overall cool guy.
And that, my friend, is what we call being sacrilarious!
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I feel like I'm missing a reference here...
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Oh no, there's no reference. That's all pure original from the noggin of yer human buddy Ryan. *strikes pose and smiles*
...which, yes, the correct response is to wonder about mah sanity in case you were wondering. Hahaha.
...Ah feel like we've forgotten about something though...but what?
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I don't know, it almost seems like these two are trying too hard to be cute...
Still, came out adorable!
What about "Just a Nibble?"
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Why do you get this feeling?
Anyway, as a background, I wanted to balance the total cuteness of the blog, since lately is being absorbed by Flutterknight.
And, as in description, I imagined Rarity making the two pose for some obscure reason.
I'll add that yours to the list
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I passed half the time of the coloring phase for those eyes...
Thanks for noticing them!
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I only notice special eyes...
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What have you dont you fool! Millions will die of heart attacks!
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I'm really sorry...
No wait. I'm not.
AH!
MWAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah...
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As long as you learned your lesson. Whether or not you follow it is perfectly fine.
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The royal treasury will never dried out after this were publish.
Those eyelash are nice addition on your style. Love it!
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And here you can see the manifestation of the spirit of Generosity, selling her friends' reputations for money and glory.
Thank you, I saw them used by other artists, and since I am fond of adding eyelashes on female characters I just had to put them here too!
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Yes, she does.
In a platonic ear-eating way, of course!
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Makes sense to me! That there shows true love...for her flesh...hehehe yeah
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Oh wow you turned it in a more shipping way than I intended.
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