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So my younger brother just finished playing "Condemned: Criminal Origins" on our XBox 360, and I've been watching him play it alot (I suck pretty bad at video games but I like to watch) and this comic is the brainchild of one of our conversations during the last few chapters.

I mean, for most intents and purposes, the atmoshpere of the game is pretty damn creepy and you're supposed to take it seriously, but there's one aspect of it that's just...silly. Wherever you are, be it a library, a school (all of which covered in blood and grime), there are six possible dead, decomposing, fly-infested birds you can collect.

That's right, collect dead birds.

For no other reason that the game designers needed some other reason to give out acheivement points.

As far as we can tell you never DO anything with the birds, you just spot them, shove them in your pocket, and go on your merry way.

And that to us, was just so wonderfully silly that it merrited this sketch-turned-comic.

The Adventures of Ethan Thomas: Dead Bird Collector may continue, so stay tuned!

Ethan Thomas & Dead Bird of Condemned: Criminal Origins (c) Microsoft & SEGA

Description
So my younger brother just finished playing "Condemned: Criminal Origins" on our XBox 360, and I've been watching him play it alot (I suck pretty bad at video games but I like to watch) and this comic is the brainchild of one of our conversations during the last few chapters.

I mean, for most intents and purposes, the atmoshpere of the game is pretty damn creepy and you're supposed to take it seriously, but there's one aspect of it that's just...silly. Wherever you are, be it a library, a school (all of which covered in blood and grime), there are six possible dead, decomposing, fly-infested birds you can collect.

That's right, collect dead birds.

For no other reason that the game designers needed some other reason to give out acheivement points.

As far as we can tell you never DO anything with the birds, you just spot them, shove them in your pocket, and go on your merry way.

And that to us, was just so wonderfully silly that it merrited this sketch-turned-comic.

The Adventures of Ethan Thomas: Dead Bird Collector may continue, so stay tuned!

Ethan Thomas & Dead Bird of Condemned: Criminal Origins (c) Microsoft & SEGA