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JamesTheReggie β SMS Short Comic - Sunshine Slacker
Published: 2013-03-04 08:17:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 12896; Favourites: 241; Downloads: 62
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Delfino Police Force, they're the best at their job!. . . . if you consider their job to be constantly overlooking the REAL criminal of the Graffiti crisis in favor of constantly putting our Innocent Protagonist to constant work cleaning up the mess, of course. ='p
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Peach: I keep telling you that Mario's innocent!
Delfino Cop 1: Do you expect all of us to believe your lies, you useless woman?
Toadsworth: Show some respect.
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Sometimes I think that the reason that they act like that is because they're all high on the fumes from the paint.
Would definetly explain some of their actions.
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Either that or this island has sunk into corruption that they won't believe Peach or Mario.
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Their voices were funny and amusing to listen to at least XP Especially if you sprayed them with water. "NOOOO! I'LLSHLIVELONYOU!"
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I have to admit, for a mario game, the amount of voice acting in this game makes this my favorite gameΒ
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This is exactly like the police in real life.
Your welcome Demon242.
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I'm surprised nobody made a "This is exactly like the police in real life" joke yet. Wow. Just wow. What's up with the internet?Β
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Lol! Has anybody realised that the piantas have the same type of mustache as Luigi?!
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And yet they can't crack down on the Pianta Mafia in TTYD!
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other than the fact that the paper mario world is canonicly seperate from other mario worlds, rougport would be out of the juristiction of the delfino island police force. truly, nothing can stop da boss
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Actually given what those Raccoon fellas do in the game, why hasn't the Pianta Cop arrested them as well?
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that's what I wanna know! I mean it's obvious they're selling off the Island's Sole Power Source, in a shack located IN THE HEART OF THE ISLAND!
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Let's not forget the Piantas in town who are hording Shines for anyone who's willing to stomp on boxes.
And you wonder why people hate these guys
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yeah seriously, bunch of dumb-asses (though their designs are cool).
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Yeah I'll give them that
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Aw, your short little Mario looks so CUTE! Poor little thing!
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Can't even let him give the tanuki one of those blue coins.
I'd file a lawsuit, but I'd probably lose, given their p.o.s. court system.
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If I was mario, I would pound the SHIT out of that officer!
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...maybe they'
re the best at being corrupt, incompetent and bumbling?
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they're*
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I've always liked to think that those cops, that lawyer, and that judge got fired after the events of Sunshine
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I'm surprised they didn't notice the freaking Tanooki...he seemed to be hiding something in the game...
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It sure does.
Man, they don't even support flirting with your GF and doing favors for others. AND GETTING BACK THE SHINE SPRITES THAT THEY WANT!
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Poor Mario, he couldn't even buy Sunshines so he could get the hell out of there :I
Lol, anyways, I always knew this Delfino Policemen where extremely lazy - w-
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Am I the only one surprised no one brought up the fucking Tanooki yet ='I
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this game made me hate delfinos for a while...=_=
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Mario: I HATE that red-eyed, blue troublemaker. If I get my hands on that dark goo menace, it's lights out for him!
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FUCK YA POLICE YOU NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thx God they dont that on the game
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jajajaja they should do that with link so he will stop fishing or tyring to catch cuccos instead of trying to save the world XD
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Man, the people of Isle Defino are either colorblind or stupid (or both).
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To be honest, I love that they kept to their lazy selves while I kept at work finding the real source.
What has annoyed me the most that the Fake mario clearly doesn't look exactly like Mario except in shape. You'd think they could see the--
SIGNIFICANT--
--Difference is that Mario has a normal coloration of clothing and skin. While the blob fake has piercing red eyes now and then, but it has goopy blue coloration with Dark streaks that emanate across its body now and then. Plus it doesn't sound like him with that shrinky chuckle.
...*sigh* ... I'm sorry, I follow by a little rule of thumb for the Mario universe: Everyone isn't stupid. but they don't use their brain often. Forgive me for sounding violent but I wanted to beat all of delfino in the head with a bat, capture the fake and force the populace to find the one...big...significant difference between me (The player as mario) ... And a scary goop creature that. Has. Only. Taken. Shape. Of. My. Body.
This is great, and very hilarious, though ^^
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I am soooooo glad they don't really do that
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If itβs not a game thatβs any bit realistic, the cops are idiots. Like ~bulgariansumo below me said, Sonic Adventure 2 is another good example. The hero gets arrested even though thereβs a distinct difference between him and the doppelganger.
On the other hand, in Driver and Driver 2, if you so much as skid your tires with the brakes theyβll start mowing you down like thereβs no tomorrow. By golly, the lag became tremendous at times! But they also sometimes leave their cars on the side of the road, unlocked, ready for hijackingβ¦
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"...And make sure you get rid of all that ugliness!" Oh, Isle Delphino. Why must your court system be so screwy?
This is quite possibly my favorite game, along with Sonic Adventure 2. Isn't it weird how they both came out around the same time and have similar plots?
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"Yes, we're the BEST police force on the island!"
"... You're the ONLY police force on the island..."
I love these short comics! Keep making more!!!
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I thought exactly the same when playing the game! XD
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Mario seems to be the real patrol around here! 
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Man, if they did... Wouldn't they have seen the fake mario?
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like I said, BEST IN THE BUSINESS 8'D
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If the game was like this, people would take other routes to do those subquests... xD
When I followed the story, I thought the exact same way, you can do everything what you can do while not getting busted by those two bignosed Pianta police.
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Even if you sleep in front of them. Nothing. Ok, slacking means nothing? XD But this was almost expected in my opinion. I always thought they would be on my back when I was younger. But nope. X3
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yup, i get this. it's real great they don't keep to their word, haha. i lolly-gag in the game a lot xb i nearly beat it. only 3 more shine sprites
nice work ^^
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I would have shanked them by now....lucky they didn't keep their word.......
I wonder how Nobody could tell the difference between Shadow Mario and the Real Mario...it's like...one of those senarios where you're force to shoot the evil one but don't know whose the hero.
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