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SERVO: Oh, so you folks wanna touch the llama, huh? That's right, huh? You wanna touch this ol' llama? Well, you just go right ahead. You can touch that ol' llama all you want. You can touch that llama all night until hell freezes over! Heh heh heh... But not me, though, uh-uh, no-siree-bob, I wouldn't touch that old thing. Llama hasn't been feelin' so good. Whoo! Smells funny too. Smells really kinda rank, you know? But you can touch it if you want! Ain't no law says you can't! Ain't that right, Mikey? Ain't there no law that says these folks can't touch this smelly old llama if they want? Huh, Mikey, huh? Huh?
MIKE: ...You people bring matches for Mikey?
SERVO: You shut up, Mikey! You shut up! You folks don't give no matches to Mikey! You hear me? You hear me?! I don't care what Mikey say or Mikey do, don't give Mikey no matches! I don't care if Mikey come crawlin' in through yer window stark naked with a big ol' knife, don't you give him no matches! Shut up, Mikey! Shut up, llama! Just shut up! Don't give him no matches! Don't give no matches to Mikey!! Shut up, Mikey!!

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SERVO: Oh, so you folks wanna touch the llama, huh? That's right, huh? You wanna touch this ol' llama? Well, you just go right ahead. You can touch that ol' llama all you want. You can touch that llama all night until hell freezes over! Heh heh heh... But not me, though, uh-uh, no-siree-bob, I wouldn't touch that old thing. Llama hasn't been feelin' so good. Whoo! Smells funny too. Smells really kinda rank, you know? But you can touch it if you want! Ain't no law says you can't! Ain't that right, Mikey? Ain't there no law that says these folks can't touch this smelly old llama if they want? Huh, Mikey, huh? Huh?
MIKE: ...You people bring matches for Mikey?
SERVO: You shut up, Mikey! You shut up! You folks don't give no matches to Mikey! You hear me? You hear me?! I don't care what Mikey say or Mikey do, don't give Mikey no matches! I don't care if Mikey come crawlin' in through yer window stark naked with a big ol' knife, don't you give him no matches! Shut up, Mikey! Shut up, llama! Just shut up! Don't give him no matches! Don't give no matches to Mikey!! Shut up, Mikey!!