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Published: 2018-08-13 02:34:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 4101; Favourites: 174; Downloads: 25
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If you download just one picture of a roller-skating shark today, you might as well download this one. And if you watch just one movie that pits Jason Statham against a giant prehistoric shark, a glass or three of rotgut should make it more enjoyable.
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I enjoyed the movie honestly, but I went into it with the assumption that it was meant to be a movie like Sharknado. And sadly saying that a movie is "better than sharknado" isnt exactly high praise.Β
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I thought it was good fun too. It gave me everything I'd want from a giant shark movie!
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That shark..... Is familiar..... Jabberjaw. Wait a minute! The Meg!
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The chap does bear a good smile. I'm sure those teeth will look great across a Hawaiian warrior's weapons.
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That way they'll probably get more use!
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If you donβt mind,Imma start playing the American Graffiti soundtrack right now.
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A case in point: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl2OzTβ¦
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Damn & they didnβt include a hot nerdy girl.
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You could say he's rolling drunk!
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As I said to Squidpasta... Β
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π Exactly what I was hearing!
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That design looks very familiar but I can't put my finger on it
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You might be thinking Jabberjaw.
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"Soitenly! Sharks eat fishies all the time in the wild!"
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Best comment I've read so far!
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Thanks.
And to me that was the obvious comment.
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This may have only further incentivized me to view The Meg, but Iβll probably need several glasses of Jameson and at least one Jaeger shot to get me sufficiently inebriated!
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There's a school of thought that says all you need for a halfway decent action flick is Jason Statham and something for Jason Statham to punch. "Who's the apex predator now?"
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It's like driving, but in reverse. "You need to have a blood alcohol concentration of over 0.05 to watch this film..."
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Yeah, like spending holidays with my mother-in-law...
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If they're using this shark I'm very afraid!
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Or at the top of an incline of some sort, without the hell beast already up there
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I'm honestly surprised that no one pitched a Jabberjaw idea along with all the other unsuccessful attempts at remaking old 70's cartoons.Β
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That's not scraping the bottom of the barrel so much as scraping a tunnel to China!
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Just when you thought it was safe...
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