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Description   In mid 1942, the Western Allies planned the invasion of North Western Africa, in what 
was to become the famous "Operation Torch", as a flanking move against the Axis Powers
(Please see Wikipedia Operation Torch , for details and fascinating history!).
  We-l-l-l-l !!! Good ol' Professor Anton Veeblefitzer, when he got news of this great adventure,
chimed-in and suggested, to General Eisenhower, that he launch a diversionary assault upon the Axis-power-base in the
city of Damthosehamsters, in the Neighterherelands , which was a critical point of power-projection
in the Atlantic at that time for the evil Nauzi Navy.
  PAV and his team of wicked-minded "Evil-Dwarf-Designers (EDDs)"  quickly invented a rocket-powered glider that could
be towed into the battle zone by a carrier-plane, and when necessary, the released glider would ignite its solid-fuel rocket
motors and speed into the landing area, while unleashing its Bazooka rocket mortars on enemy gun positions.
  Upon landing, U.S. Army "Shock-em" troops were deployed to rapidly wipe-out any defenders of the vital Damthosehamsters
port facilities, and to plant explosives in vital enemy dry-docks, and repair and maintenance centers.
  When the Shock-em troops were finished, they sped west, and were picked up and evacuated by the Royal Navy destroyer,
HMS Herpes, and returned safely to their UK base, near Veeblefitzer Castle (long story about that!).
  This outrageous assault upon "Festering Europa" forced the Nauziaz to deploy military resources that were vitally needed for the defense
of their southern flank, in North West Africa, to defend against a "threat" created by that lunatic, and Moon-admiring, "Ogre-Genius" . . . . . ,
Professor Anton Veeblefitzer!!!!
  Tragically, none of the V1-A Rocket Gliders survived, as the insanely humiliated and en-raged Nauziaz soldiers tore-apart the landed gliders
with their teeth(!!!), finger-claws(!!!) and {CENSORED-CENSORED- Cen....}.
- Love, PAV  
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ShadowMationsSFM [2024-05-22 22:28:05 +0000 UTC]

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