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I'm starting to think that Japanese-made games have become very flashy to look at but are no longer fun to play.What the hell happened?!
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less awesome vision/story more speed and money
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The japanese do not have long legs, so of course all the characters have to have them.
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Not so much japanese games so much it is most games not on the nintendo wii. Graphics are turning developers into morons.
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I thought this one was rather fun. And an amusing commentary on modern action-game tropes to boot.
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After watching the Review from Zero Punctuation and this comic, this game doens't sound too good for me.
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Sorry you didn't like it. I thought it was amazingly fun.
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Psh 
Don't expect to get a good grade on your first playthrough 
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I finally sunk down and bought when people raved to me how great it was...sadly the game does nothing for me.
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"Who wants a spoon full of sugar?" XXD That made me laugh so hard.
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Fu+kin' laughin my ass off!!!
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I got pissed off right about the moment where everything started taking away a quarter of my health with each cheap hit, often from the relative safety of outside of the screen.
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I'm of the opinion that Hideki Kamiya has far too high an opinion of himself.
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Though Okami was quite awesome.
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*SPOILERS*
Halo was made. Then everything spiraled downward.
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I know what you mean.. I put the game on easy and just button mashed my way to the end because I just wanted to get it over with -_-
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Another classic comic, you should do more of these XD
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I knew the game would be stupid but entertaining so I put it on easy and just enjoyed it.
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Yeah I sort of gathered that is was no good, and just an excuse to do the second panel.
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What happend? over 30 years of a massive ecchi/hentai industrie... That happend to japanese made games...
NOW: Do How To Play Bayonetta on NATAL
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Thanks for showing me that this game isn't worth my time. Some people had me thinking it might be at least worth renting until I finish it, but it really does sound shitty.
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I love reading these "How to Play..." comics, but I've got to disagree with this one. I will admit that the Q.T.E's are unforgiving and kind of random, but I never had any trouble with the controls or anything.
This was still funny though lol
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If they make an Anime out of it, then pls with the DMC Style.
Bayonetta is a bad Game, but when i look at her and some Moves, i think i am watching more a soft Hentai as a Video Game X3
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Style craze is always a detriment to gaming culture.
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Awww, I really liked this game. I usually agree with these "How to Play things," but where this one is concerned... Eh. I never had a problem with its controls or storyline or evading.
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last panel made me laugh
hard
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How dare a game be challenging.
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I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS DEAD ANGELS
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its like a weary bad version of Devil may cry
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Well, I have to admit. My expectations towards this games was really high. Basically this isn't an awful game,it's just aggressively hyperactive.
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*Puts a big STOP sign in front of FFXIII (IIIIIIIIIIIII)*
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Bayonetta is awesome, come on, sheΒ΄s kinky, slutty and the gameplay is Epic, with thousands of Flashy moves and Weapons, how coult it be boring? And the battle system is intense.
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Sorry but i'm noramlly to busy killing covanent.
but Q.T.E's are really starting TO PISS ME OFF!
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What the hell happened? ...they've been infected by Hollywood.... lots of flash, little substance...
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Jack, you say this... and you're playing 360 games. Note Japan is the home of NINTENDO. Creator of some of the actual good games. And a bunch of weird ones that are pointless.
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Twilight Princess and NSMB dissapointed, Punch Out! was awesome, they're two to one in my count right now.
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I didn't say all their games were good, I just said they made truly good games. Oh, and they know that the best market is the people looking for the games instead of trying to over-advertise. *COUGHCOUGHHaloDawnofWarallFirstPersonShootersfor360COUGHCOUGH*
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FPS while not a genre I enjoy (in fact I only own Goldeneye and haven't played in years) are as popular and well-liked as they are because they get pretty clear publicitary campaigns slipped into the stuff their demographic like such as adult magazines, sport shows and testosterone-filled websites.
It's jrpg's and action games those that have seemed to forgot who their player base are and what we like, I don't want to see another GOW, that's what GOW is there in the first place, I don't want to see another DMC, or another Ninja Gaiden unless it's a secuel to the franchises, and it's pretty sickening and boring to see gaming companies coming out with clones with just aesthetical overhauls instead of even trying to add something a bit different (wich Darksiders tryed, for wich I like it).
Nintendo is awesome, but they need to remember why we like Donkey Kong is not because of stupid musical games and cameos, we want a new DKC. We don't like Zelda because we want to see convoluted stories, we just want to solve puzzles, raid temples, beat awesome bosses and save the princess.
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Cheat codes and Gamefaqs walk throughs are your friends.
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BUT THAT CRAZY PIANO MUSIC WAS AWESOME..RIGHT?
Because that's all I hear in games these days. Crazy piano music.
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What was the last good Japanese game?
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Street Fighter IV, Final Fantasy XIII (linear but still quite good), Super Street Fighter IV is gonna be blast.
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I think one of the mecha games, maybe ChromeHounds or Armored Core 5.
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Final Fantasy 12 as far as I am concerned.
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