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jollyjack — How to play Half Life
Published: 2007-11-30 15:38:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 109310; Favourites: 1218; Downloads: 2327
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Love the first part of that game
Builds up and up and up, and then.....Xen
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yeah... Half life was epic... still don't know why that alien creature had what appeared to be a giant f**kin nutsack.
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...'cuz it's the parent of every headcrab in the series?
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yeah... still don't get the giant balls.
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...do you know how baby is formed?
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oh this is nice, but i still want to play it
as well as the next chapter in its series
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Great guide.
What bugged me about Half life was the jumping puzzles, too many jumping puzzles. Maybe Mr Freeman should have worn overalls and been like Mario.
Oh, wait he was like Mario. Radioactive waste, aliens, there were too many things to jump on.
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When I played the game, the crab with the big balls made me crack up. One of the best surprises this game held.
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xD Damn fish. The barnacles were fun though....I would lead scientists into them. xD
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Holy Crap! i laughed my ass off. You got this game right on the button. Love it!
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I started playing this again after reading this. I'm stuck though (in the SAME place I always get stuck.) Anyone who wishes to help, please note me. I REFUSE to consult gamefaqs.
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I unstuck myself actually.
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Pretty wild and raw-freshness direct to the point!!!..I had a big chuckle when I read this...thanks for sharing. You should definitely do about HL2, E1 & E2.... cheers!
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Add still its one of the best games ive played XD
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"6 - Battle a fish"
That is so true you don't even know
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So utterly hilarious!
8 was arguably my favorite.
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Brit!Spy. <3 Sorry your signature just makes me think how awesome it'd be if there was a Brit!Spy in TF2.
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You should write a letter to valve. Maybe an aristocratic officer class that hands out bonuses to other classes. Just throwing it out there.
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Hmm ... fighting game therefore it'd have to have some basic combat ... wait, wait, got it. Like the Engineer, only more ... technical? Idk. Would an Engineer be able to do Technician stuff?
Leave that idea out there to answer ... hm. Perhaps there should just be an unlockable "WTF" class. Like, everything goes really crazy. It could be a British random guy ... who ... randoms up ... everything ... god, when I want to think of something I can't! Nnnn ... :c
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Ala Benny Hill or the Monty Python teams. THE END TO ALL PYRO TEAMS!!! MHUAHAHAHA!!!
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A Monty Python unlockable WTF class YES
Like, a Knight from Holy Grail or something. It could be like, "NI!" at people. And it causes damage that way. And it can be all "It's only a flesh wound." about damage. Idk anything else. FFF
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Then i'd be on TF2 24/7. XD
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Haha, or a Monty Python based character. Like, just completely random and surreal. LSD trips + Monty Python = WIN
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I understand the pain of the buildup and the letdown on this one, second one was a little better about it though, but not really
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Yeah #5 screwed with me for a while.
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Have you played Half Life 2 and its Episodes? I'd like to point out that it may be your fancy. I'd also like a HTP of those games
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Aaaah, the ending sucks? Damn. And my dad was playing Half Life so attentively, and both of us wondered how it ends. Damn itttt, spoilers! But this still made me laugh! Love the second and fourth panels. 
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ROFL! KISS MY ALIEN NUT SACK! LMAO! Ohhhh mann....Love it...I hated that baby flinging whale wailing nut sack alien. I LIKE THE BIG BLUE ALIEN! lol
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Oh, I liked Xen, it was quite fascinating and atmospherical... Picture 8 is most comical. 
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You are very talented. I'm giggling like a school girl.
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This is sooooo, AWESOME. Why didn't you include Alyx, though?
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Because Alex is not in Half life one. Half life 2 is not the first half life
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LOL, thats so true, that fish was so bloody hard to kill, and what was with the gonarch things? lol, funny comic
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Ooooo Gonarch was a bitch to fight.. I'd have to agree it is a bit lacking toward the end of the game.. But its still a good game none the less.
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best line in that strip 2- personally unleash hell
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you need to mention how extremely annoying it is to get killed more by falling off of things or into things than by actually getting shot up or stung or eaten or blasted etc etc etc... and again xen is lame...
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