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jollyjack — How to play Half Life
Published: 2007-11-30 15:38:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 109310; Favourites: 1218; Downloads: 2327
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Love the first part of that game
Builds up and up and up, and then.....Xen
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*Is desperately trying to remeber the end of HL2...*
Oh right. Big explosion. Breen. Vortigaunts. Citadel. Meh. It wasn't that bad...
Do GTA! For great wittiness!
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I'm not sure I'd say the enemies were that convention breaking. Maybe the Barnacles but pretty much everything else I think had been done before...
Anyways, I agree with you... it was going great until Xen and then it goes OH, WE FORGOT THE JUMPING PUZZLES!
Somewhat irritating that they did almost the exact same thing in HL2 - the final level being a JUMPING PUZZLE! Not that killing striders in bland street fights was exactly great either...
Not unique though... Deus Ex had that kind of blah last level. Thief managed to bottle it after Bafford's mansion. I'm sure there are some I'm forgetting but good show as usual.
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Other similar endings would be God of War, when Kratos has to dodge blades on a spinning "log" that he has to cross and dies if he falls off.
Earthworm Jim, too, where the final level is mostly swinging from platform to platform across multiple hooks.
There are a lot when developers went lazy on their last level's design.
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Nah, blame MARKETING!
KOTOR2... let's not even get started.
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They obviously let someone on work-experience do the last part.
In my opinion, they let them finish off HL2, as well. Still disappointed, and bitter
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Hope you don't one on HL2 and all off it's runty chilldern.
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"You can kiss my big, alien, nut sack" 
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That was actually the thought process. They were bored, so they thought "What if we took an alien and hund a giant testicle on it?". Valve has it somewhere on thier site.
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I used 2 hours to figure out how to use the jetpack...
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Ya know, JJ- I'd lvoe to see a game review site done by you in this style. That would be bloody brilliant.
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Cleverly designed, convention-breaking enemies...?
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lol, I love these almost as much as your sexy artwork. . . . almost.
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There was one good thing about Xen: it was really, really fucking creepy once you started hearing the Nihilanth's voice in your head.
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Gahhhhh! Why do they always run over your mines?!?
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how to be jollyjack:
draw boobs and/or bunny ears on everything for maximum stable profit
OH I SO DID
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QED.
Though the same goes for nearly all furries.
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i was also waiting for this one too, cant wait for HL2, neither.
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hl2 has been out for three years.
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i thought it was ok, never rlly got it why so many ppl liked this game...
i think its because i played the game 3 years overtime
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heh i did it 5 years over-do, AFTER playing half life 2... i barely was able to stand the trolly ride... ITS SO DARN LONG 
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I was waiting for this after I saw the Halo one...and was not disappointed
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I knew you will made half life as next one
I love this series
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now he just needs to do half life 2... :l
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just have read how long time ago I made this comment
damn I'm old
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its only been... 2 years? not that old... ive replyed to 7 year old messages heh
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Totaly awesome - I can't wait to see what game you do next
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I just had a thought - the legend of Zelda. I'd love to see your take on that series
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You must mean Majora's Mask. Because OoT was flawless.
Ooh, that's actually not such a bad idea.
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What about Twilight Princess and Wind Waker?
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Didn't even bother. True Zelda is oot.
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Majora Mask (esspecially this one!) or Wind Waker I understand doing one of these to.
Twilight Princess was the first one I was able to get everything in again (since OoT) without wasting months of my time.
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I never played Majoras Mask.. now I know I shouldn't...
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Majora's Mask isn't a bad game. None of the Zelda's are, at least in my opinion... It can just get frustrating because of all the backtracking you have to do to get everything in the game...
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what are you mad? it was frustrating at time's but I loved that game so much. It rivals that of OoT in my oppinion. It's also the first zelda to come out with a new storyline besides the go and save the princess and fight ganandorf...
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Majora's mask confused me in a way. Okay, here I am, I spent all day (3 days lolz) makin' everybody extra happy to giving me a mask which, apparently, is tradition for a happy person who was made happy by sumone else. And then..."OMG! LINK! YOU'LL NEVER MAEK IT TO TEH TOWER IN TIME! USE YER OCARINA!"(terrible spelling to emphesize annoyedness)
And I say "OKAY!" and then blah blah 3 days blah blah I win...wait, does that mean I helped NOBODY!?
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