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kevinbolk β Experiments in Drunkenness
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Read the rest of "I'm My Own Mascot" here: www.kevinbolk.com/comic/mascotβ¦Folks at parties have asked me why I don't drink. This is pretty much the reason. I'm one of the few people who's actually LESS fun when they're drunk. That, and I'm easily susceptible to hangovers. XD
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You can drink alone? Wooooowwww
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When I've had a long work day and it's a bar in a hotel? Absolutely. It is, however, a very bad idea. Especially when you are female and lacking a wing man xD
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wing man? Women think that they can have men with whom they are just buddies. In 99% of the cases your good buddy wants a little more from you, but is to dumb or chicken to make a move. Sorry to say so.
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I didn't say the wing man would be a guy. Trust me, I fully understand the base sexual instincts of both men and women.
What I was saying is that having a wing man/someone who knows you and cares about you when you are lowering your inhibitions is much better than going it alone.
Having a strong presence with you, or just moving in groups, drastically decreases the number of people who will approach you in a negative manner. Basic predator prey concept.
And people say humans aren't animals, lol.
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Oh, sorry then! You are totally right!
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Friends and loved ones claim that I'm only sad when drinking alone, but when people are around I get ridiculously flirty and clingy. I think either way it's a recipe for disaster. XD
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LOL!!!
I'm sorry, it's just funny.
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=w=;;
awwww that's not true! we do love you more! D:
it's true that I started following you after reading "It suck to be Weegie" but I prefer "I'm My Own Mascot"!
actually the reason if you don't shouldn't be drinking is because it's bad! =w=;
drinking sucks!
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yep, once I'm 21, I'm going to do think experiment
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Tip: drink only natural stuff , and try from time to time to see how sober you are by going for drinks. If you start hitting stuff or people just stop. It's not worth getting more drunk!
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Drink now. It hurts more when you're older.
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Here, the legal limit is 18, plus most people don't give a shit about underage drinkin'.
Everywhere is really strict? haha
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As long as you respect some basic rules there are no problems:
1. Never drink on an empty stomach
2. Never drink with someone that is a solid drinker (needs 10-20 beers to get a buzz)
3. Never drink anything else than beer and wine (if you drink wine don;t drink pill wine, spend some more) if you don't know you're limits.
4. Always helps to find out how drunk you are by standing up and going somewhere (bathroom, bar , doesn't matter) . If you start hitting stuff and or people just stop drinking. You had enough!
5. Never let your drink unsupervised . There many ways to get you drunk by adding stuff like cigarette ash into the beer to get you drunk faster
6. Don't drink too fast. If you swallow up a large quantity of alcohol at once the effect is devastating
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I got told almost the exact same rules when I turned 18 
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I agree. Wine and any other alcoholic drink is a recipe for disaster.
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Sounds good, except for the fact that it's hard to get any kind of alcohol in the middle of "Mormon Central" Utah
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Ohh, I found this article, coz I wanted not to forget something and I searched:[link]
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You could make your own alcohol...>
Step 1: Get some fresh fruits . Depending on the fruit you will have different flavours.
Step 2: Mash them up into sirop
Step 3: If desired add sugar and if possible alcohol (votca or something strong anyway)- step 3 accelerates the process
Step 4: Let the juice stay in closed jar for a while (couple of days)
Step 5: Separate the liquid from the molch. The molch can be mixed with water and boiled to create more alcohol. The liquid is alcohol, but not very strong. Boiling the molch you get a stronger alcohol. Also before boiling the molch also add sugar.
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I'm not sure if I just stumbled upon a great opportunity, or a bad influence.
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Both. It depends if you follow my previous advices about drinking. If you do it's an opportunity, if not it's bad influence!
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Some use other catalyst besides sugar and alcohol. I personally do not recomand it. Yeast for example. The main problem is although catalists make the process go faster and the alcohol be stronger, they also increase the hang-over sickness the next morning, so not recommended. Also, forgot to mention in the jar you put everything , the pulp also. I myself did not try it but is the same as making wine , although instead of grapes you have fruits.
BTW: use fruits that are sweet!
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no scrap that. US kids cant drink. they might die, cos the're not build like europeans
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It's funny 'cuz it's true. But to be fair, you guys have had a couple thousand years to practice. ^_~
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Uuhhh...most of our ancestors, if you're 'white' came from Europe. So that feature would be built into us too. For example I am Polish, German, Irish, and English. I think I got the ancestral recipe for holding my liquor. But in reality you just have to build up a tolerance to it like everyone else. xD
And sometimes you never do I guess.
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Well that's just good advice.
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Maybe I should "experiment" with this once or twice when I become 21...even though I told myself to be sober from birth until death.
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>_> To simply put it. I'm a sleepy drunk. Well, depends on the liquor.
Absinthe makes me saucy towards girls... and I like sausages. A lot. o_o;
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My family is full of silly, happy drunks. Makes Christmas get-togethers hilarious XD
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xD Alcohol is literally a depressant but I find it's much more of a mood enhancer. So if you're happy, you get happier, but if you're sad, you get more sad, etc. So... are you sad? oAo Don't be sad! Drink more with happy people! 8D
I'm a bit of a content, floppy drunk. I will flop on something and NOT LEAVE. ^_^
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haha all I do is burst into laughter and trip a lot, I'm that stereotypical clumsy-giggly drunk girl. everyone finds it highly entertaining -__-
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I've been compared to Neo from the Matrix while I'm drunk. >,> I'm very quick and light on my feet moving with grace that I lack while sober. Which is reason 1 my friend recommend leashing me while drunk. They can't keep up with me in Anime Cons.
Reason 2 I need a leash is I'm OVERLY friendly. I'm that drunk that loses articles of clothing and just LOVES everyone more then I should =.= interesting combo ne?
Love your comics!
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I'm a truthful drunk...I tend to spill my feeling about everything or everyone so don't feel bad lol
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My first (and to date only) experience being drunk:
Alright
Pretty good
Fun
Fun
FUN
-space of about two hours I cannot remember-
Bad
Very bad
VERY BAD
VERY VERY BAD
Moral of the story was when I drunkenly say I'm done at 4 cups, don't let me go get cups 5 and 6.
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Ah, the things you discover about yourself. Think I'll skip this experiment for myself though--I fear I may be a rage-filled drunk.
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Well, alcohol is a depressant!
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I'm not sure if I've ever been truly drunk, but I seem to be a happy drunk o(>w<)o
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hehe that makes me wonder how pl act when their drunk
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my mom is happy when she's drunk and laughs at everything
my dad gets paranoid.
I wonder what would that make me?
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Do as you wish with this idea:
Synopsis : Last Voyage
This science fiction story takes place in the future, the incredibly far future, in which the universe has expanded forever and everything in it is beginning to die off, new stars are no longer forming and the only ones that remain are small white dwarfs who will eventually extinguish and all life in the universe will cease to exist. The universe has become a vast, cold, dark desert where the only way to live is through artificial means, but although the universe has aged the civilizations that remain have had billions of years to evolve and develop their technology.
The descendants of humanity have branched into millions of different new species, changing cibernetically, genetically and biologically, in this story we follow a branch of descendants who are the ones that most resemble humans in the present, main difference being their gray skins and longer bodies, they are known as the hurzano.
The descendants of humanity and that of other alien species have created a civilization that after eons of trial an error has become the best thing that could happen without going into perfection, faced with the death of the universe they envision a known but complicated hope: escaping into another universe.
The story would depict the journey of the last civilization on the universe to find the means to be able to open a portal to another universe, traveling through the darkness of the old universe to find a rumored source of energy that could offer enough power to open the required portal into a new beginning, as well as their last battle against the last enemy of civilization: a race of machines that have been a threat to all life for millions of years. A journey to accomplish lifeβs simplest purpose: survival.
My name is Victor Burciaga and I think if you wanted to do something with this idea it would be for the best. Whether you wish to give me credit or not I don't really care (besides I want to see how people react to it before putting my hand on the fire XD), so go for it and I wish you success. PLease continue your inspiring work.
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Sounds pretty epic, man. Perhaps you should expand on it yourself and approach some publishers? It's your idea, you should go all the way with it. Good luck! ^_^
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I wanted to see what you could do with it. If you don't care its ok then.
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It's not that I don't care. Let's pretend like I took that idea and made a comic out of it. That comic gets picked up by a publisher and becomes the next big thing...movies, toys, the whole nine yards. I make MILLIONS of dollars off it. I don't think you'd appreciate that and you'd have every right to sue the pants off me.
Ideas are precious. I would not be so hasty to give them out to people you don't know to "see what they can do with them." Like I said, take your idea and use your skills and talent to do something with it. And if you feel your skills aren't up to snuff, then practice and study until they are. Trust me, hard work and doing it on your own will be a lot more satisfying (and in the end, financially rewarding) than just letting someone else do it. Take care!
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