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KidKourage — Chibi Dib Tells it Like it Is
Published: 2005-11-23 00:08:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 9467; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 1232
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A lil' bit of good-natured satire concerning the IZ fandom.Chibi Dib does not have a uterus. None at all. Poor him.
Disclaimer of Doom!: This isn't a flame of any specific person, nor of any subsect of the "Invader Zim" fandom. It is meant as a good-natured joke, because I think stuff like this is funny and I bet there are others out there who do too. Besides, my own subsect, the "Raving Fangirls Anonymous" clan, has oft been the subject of such playful jabs. I have no problems whatsoever with anything anybody writes or does, and feel that everybody's entitled to their own opinions and imagination. I simply find some of it humorous. u.u; And if, after reading this, somebody's still offended, I only have this to say--Beneath this normally calm, girly, sweet exterior beats the heart of a terribly sarcastic satirist. This is what I do, people. 9.9;; Flame if you must, but you're only going to look silly.
And you'll make Chibi Dib sadder than he is already, the poor wombless scythehead...
Invader Zim (c) Jhonen Vasquez
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Yes, I am guilt of writing mpreg DX
HOWEVER!!
With this being said, I am damn well sure not to make Dib pregnant in ANY of my fics. Why?!
well, if you read this comic, you'll bloody well know why!
Very cool, thanking you very much (3
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That's pretty much my reaction to Dib mpreg too.
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MPreg is WEIRD. One time, my headvoice Tullio got pregnant but that's because he went and messed with the space-time continuum. MPreg TERRIFIES L, really badly. He was so scarred when he found out about it.
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you download it you big fool ;3
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lol, dun worreh it took me a while to find out XD
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I would have never figured it out without seeing this post ^^'
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ME: Once again, the voice of reason speaks...and once again, it goes ignored by the fangirls.
GIR: TACOS!!!
Me:...That works too.
--
"UUUUuurgghh" -Azure Kite.
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Of course he doesn't!
... we all know Zim is uke anyway
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Yay! Pointing out the illogicality of m-preg! XD (Wow, apparently, 'illogicality' is a real word...? My browser doesn't say it's misspelled...! Funny!)
...And... *huggles chibi-Dib*
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Wombless Dib for the win!
...Seriously, I don't make reading ZADR mpreg a habit, but do they usually make DIB the pregnant one? That just seems to be passing up the more obvious (and probably) choice of a mother there...
Anyway, this was funny, and the words on the side (though annoying to try to decipher!) were a great touch. 
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XD Yeah, for some reason it tends to be Dib that gets preg-ified. Even though, as you point out, with Zim being an alien there's more leeway to do it the other way. (Not that I like Zim mpreg either, but y'know.) Eeh, just one of those funny things people like to do.
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then I walk up,"Proving he is not a girl. Fangirls ATTACK!!!! -mob of screaming girls, including myself-
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AHH i cant read the side can someone tell me wat it says?
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It took me a while to try and read the words around the page! (LOL) It would suk if Dib had the baby like that...ow..
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It took me a few minutes but I read the side bars.. OMG THAT'S JUST HILARIOUS!!!
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Thank you for making pudding come out my nose.You have truly made my...evening. -bows and walks away-
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i think it make a little bit more sense when zim is pregnant. in "tying the grudge knot" i liked the idea. it was the first time i really liked it. bu tit makes a little bit more sense, we know human males cant have babies but we dont know if irken males can. i dont really like the idea of diblet preggy. but i love ZADR so.....
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wow lol nice..
so wierdlolol
omg the link's file isnt found...
omg dib im so surprised :3
lolol whered that start???
|3
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...Genius. Who else would be this random? Lol, JV would have killed himself if he saw Pregnant Dib, and now he'll just thank you after seeing this.
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I assume that it would be sort of similar to what happened in the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Junior". 
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haha. I like preggy Dib....This was still fuggin hilarious though! xDD
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AAAAAHHHHHH You d-don't need a mirror to read that text! Zim isn't capable of re-producing that way humans are! Wow I'll never watch the end of Nano-Zim the same way again!
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*stifling explosive laughter as it is late at night in muh house* Oh man, that is perfect... I remember saying this to my friend once. I fave this!
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I think I hocked popcorn up my nose! Lolz so funny!
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kk, this is soooooooooooooooooooo random
SWEET
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SWEETies are my fav kind of SWEET
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You're a genius! ~a quote from a person who thinks "Pregnant Dib" is just plain wrong (my opinion, and a fact that he cannot be pregnant).
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*Huggles Dib*
M:It's okay....I still love you.
Dib: Yay ^_^
Me: *Blush*
Dib: *Blush*
And we live happily ever after ^_^
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Poor Dib. I never thought that he had a uterus. He didn't need to tell me. He's silly. I like him. You draw him cute.
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OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD! XDDDD Dibby is my favorite character. Oh my. Poor dear.
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Ahahahaaa!!
THe expressions are so perfect!
Aww cute!
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Ha. I like this, but it got me to thinking about how it would be possible. Now I want to write a fic where Dib wakes up all disoriented from sedation, looks down to see a fresh scar across his tummy, and has Zim laughing maniacally down at him because Dib's been implanted with a synthetic womb and is preggers w/ Zim's baby.
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XD If it was done with surgery and involved synthetic organs, I'd be likely to find it funny in a less snarky way. Explanations for how things happen and work are a GOOD thing.
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Haha. Wow. And OMG, I love your rp quote! Although, for me it would not have the same desired effect considering I dislike Chinese food.
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XD! I love yours too! That's so true.
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Yay! Yes, I saw yours and I was like, I NEED ONE! So I wrote one up that I preferred. Yay.
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It was SO hard to read the writing in the sides. But I read it anyway.
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