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KidKourage — Chibi Dib Tells it Like it Is
Published: 2005-11-23 00:08:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 9467; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 1232
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A lil' bit of good-natured satire concerning the IZ fandom.Chibi Dib does not have a uterus. None at all. Poor him.
Disclaimer of Doom!: This isn't a flame of any specific person, nor of any subsect of the "Invader Zim" fandom. It is meant as a good-natured joke, because I think stuff like this is funny and I bet there are others out there who do too. Besides, my own subsect, the "Raving Fangirls Anonymous" clan, has oft been the subject of such playful jabs. I have no problems whatsoever with anything anybody writes or does, and feel that everybody's entitled to their own opinions and imagination. I simply find some of it humorous. u.u; And if, after reading this, somebody's still offended, I only have this to say--Beneath this normally calm, girly, sweet exterior beats the heart of a terribly sarcastic satirist. This is what I do, people. 9.9;; Flame if you must, but you're only going to look silly.
And you'll make Chibi Dib sadder than he is already, the poor wombless scythehead...
Invader Zim (c) Jhonen Vasquez
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Of course I wouldn't mind! ^.^ I really appreciate watches! Thanks so much!
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XDDDDD poor dib! i liek MPreg-Dib...BUT THIS IS SO EFFING CUTE!
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XD; Thanks. Y'know I haven't been able to get any information out of anybody about WHY the idea of Dib pregnant is cute yet, despite asking several people. I really want to understand this phenomenon, and yet...all anybody ever tells me is 'it's cute!' =B; Ah well. I suppose it shall remain a mystery to mah brains...
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um.....actually......go to with that question...i got it from her...and thought (u'll probably shoot me for this) it was cute *hides from flying bullets*
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XD; Nah, I think I'm just destined not to understand. 9.9 Well maybe it's just one of those things that nobody can explain. *shrug* Plenty of stuff like that in the world, no worries.
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lol, i bet it is. i bet that someone somewhere's all "oh crap! they're figureing out the secrets to the universe!! [more swearing]"
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^.^ Thanks much for the fave!
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^_^ You're welcome! This is awesome!
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XDDDDD LMAO! I know what you mean. ZADR is cute sometimes but the whole... pregnant dib thing... that's just wrong. XD;
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^-^! Thanks for the fave! And...yeah, I don't mind or prefer any pairings or anything, but...basic biology is just one of those things that kind of has to be remembered. 9.9;;
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This is so cute! >w<
I love Dib's spazzy-ness.
And now I'm getting a headache from trying to read the backwords text on the sides. @_@
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XD; I stole the idea of backward messages from 9.9; They're a great way of a) hiding funny things right out in the open, and b) making people go nuts trying to read. >B *evil* Thanks for de comment!
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Tres funnehness! 
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I don't really have much experience drawing chibi people, nor profile, so it was kinda a fluke that the little walky-Dibs look like anything good. XD; And since that took me the longest to draw, I'm glad somebody noticed and said it was nice. ^_^
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Yer chibi's be lookin gud dude! :3 And flukes are awesome...they aid in the creation of all of my works
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Yeah...mostly anything cool that ever found its way into my fanfiction was just random flukes and coincidences, too. XD;; Ah well, best not to look a gift horse in the mouth, right?
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. . . BUTNOTASMUCHOFAPAINASABUTTBABY!!!!!! >:3
I'm right now thinking of this scene called 'When a woman leaves the room' and it's this silly scene my SADD improv club does/did and one of the guys was talking about the wonder of having a baby, and then some other kid was 'I wish I had a uterus . . . '
Everyone in the room died laughing.
But yes, I've seen male pregnancy, it's . . . very non-possible. I've only seen it done well 3 times. In a dream in the Cosby Show, in some fic I happened upon for no apparent reason but the actual author was stupid, and then there was that weird American Dad eppie.
It is not possible for males to produce behbies. (babies) =O *whappy arms* Dib doesn't have ANYthing, let alone uterus. He doesn't hav a fallopian tube! Which is where the magical Zimsperm would join the non-existant Dibegg from the non existant Dibovum. 
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XD! Oh I know, there's a HOST of issues that would have to be dealt with if someone was going to try and make a male pregnancy feasible. 9.9; My Dib headvoice had a little ranty about that in my LJ but I ended up locking it because I doubted that my parents would like to see a post bluntly devoted to the reproductive system. XD;
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I know Dib's not a girl, but I just find his being preggy amusing. ^^p
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^.^; I think it's kinna funny too, just 'cause it's so silly.
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......*snerk* XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is so true
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^.^; Yeah, that's what I think too. I'm not a fan of any pairing in particular, but I think it's important to understand the limitations of the relationship one favors. 9.9 If you're gonna do slash, fine enough, but...yeah, like you said, dudes just can't get pregnant. Unless they're seahorses.
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*laughs insanely*
Ooooh, I had a gooood laugh at that. Brilliant XD
Heee... buttbaby...
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It's even better than crackbaby, it's just THAT good a word! XD
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>:d I'm going to have to come up with a reason to use it in my everyday life. Perhaps even with relatives around! >D Because I'm just that evil.
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I'm sorry, but Dib is HORRIBLY adorable as a Chibi.
Hehehehe X'D!!! BUTTBABY!!
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I should copyright the word 'buttbaby,' I think. >B And yes, Dib is kayoot. I just thought of this, but he looks like a character sprite from Harvest Moon 64. XD; Y'know, the style with the little oval eyes and round heads...
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X'D!! WHOO! You TELL IT DIB!
Dib shu cuuute <3 <3
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He's CHIBI and has NO NOSE. XD
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ARIGATO!! HOLY SHNIKIES, I do so lurves it when ppl defend Dib's anatomy XD
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XD!! You're very much welcome! I dunno, I like to think I'm openminded, but...human biology is just something you can't fudge without an explanation. 9.9;
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THANK YOU! Finally someone posts something like this, i like ZADR, its just another form of art, but preggy Dib is....uh...nuff said.
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^-^ Well, you're welcome. Personally, I have no problem with the genre (doesn't offend or disgust me or anything), I just don't UNDERSTAND it. 9.9; Just doesn't make sense to me biologically...and it's odd because it seems like the people who enjoy it so much don't even TRY to explain how it works. XD;;; Anyway, thanks for the comment and the fave. I appreciate it much.
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Well, its just something they like, they need not explain it, but if you want, I could figure out a way for it to work.
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Here here! Don't get me wrong. I think the whole, ZADR is.. cute... but He can't ahve a baby by ANY MEANS! >.< *flails and hugs Teh Dibness* He can MAKE them.. but can't have them.
Dib gives a worried look: Uhm...
Jaz: Oh don't worry Dibthing. I don't want babies with you. *pushes him away* I just felt like standing up for you. ^^
Dib: Yay!
Okie. I'm done.
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XD; That was my thought, as well. Male humans...just don't have the internal equipment for housing and giving birth to children... It's just one of those funny things that fans do, I guess. ^.^;
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I SAW THAT! -Tackles dib and goes about beating him senseless- KEEP AWAY FROM MY SMEET MACHINE!
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Your What!? >.< *Throws her shoe at Ace's head!*
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-Hit- Ack I mean my Jaz. -Flees-
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Get back here, Darling! We need to talk! >.< *Chases him with mallet raised!*
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-Stops not being the brightest irken after being pelted with a shoe- I loved you, I loved you!
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