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Published: 2005-11-23 00:08:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 9467; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 1232
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A lil' bit of good-natured satire concerning the IZ fandom.Chibi Dib does not have a uterus. None at all. Poor him.
Disclaimer of Doom!: This isn't a flame of any specific person, nor of any subsect of the "Invader Zim" fandom. It is meant as a good-natured joke, because I think stuff like this is funny and I bet there are others out there who do too. Besides, my own subsect, the "Raving Fangirls Anonymous" clan, has oft been the subject of such playful jabs. I have no problems whatsoever with anything anybody writes or does, and feel that everybody's entitled to their own opinions and imagination. I simply find some of it humorous. u.u; And if, after reading this, somebody's still offended, I only have this to say--Beneath this normally calm, girly, sweet exterior beats the heart of a terribly sarcastic satirist. This is what I do, people. 9.9;; Flame if you must, but you're only going to look silly.
And you'll make Chibi Dib sadder than he is already, the poor wombless scythehead...
Invader Zim (c) Jhonen Vasquez
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I made it hard on purpose. u.u Just to see who would and wouldn't read it. Glad you took the time to, since they were half the joke. XD;
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Indeed. What are they, upside down AND backwards?!
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Why on both Earth and Irk did he say that?
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Because he's often the victim of mpreg. XD; And wanted to point that out, because...that's sort of important. Although it seems like many people tend to, or want to, forget that.
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OMGWTF That so funny!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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XD! Thank you! I'm glad it gave you a laugh.
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Eh, what is a uterus?
Me: ZIM! GET OFF THE COMPUTER! >o
Zim: O_O! GTG!
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XD; Something tells me it'd be preferred if I didn't answer that question. Heheh.
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Finally someone who agrees XD I don't mind Mpreg.. but...but...can't they at least make it relatively plausible (as it can be...?) Unless, of course, Zim laid eggs in his stomach XD Poor Dib 
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XD; Yeah, my issue with mpreg isn't an 'ewwwww ohmigawd you're sick!' reaction, it's more of a 'well but how does it WORK?' problem. 9.9 I like things, especially typically highly unlikely scenarios, to be explained.
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oh, poor dib,no one believes him
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XD; Apparently not, since he always seems to end up pregnant!
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Actually when it comes to the physical attributes, female and male hyenas are both the same on the outside, so WOO MAGIC. And the sperm-and-egg (zygote?) sometimes latches onto places that aren't the uterus in a girl, too. Like, the Fallopian tube, which Dib doesn't have, obviously. BUT WHERE THE HELL DO THEY GET THE EGGS TO IMPREGNATE THEN?!?
...had to be the devil's advocate. Sorry. I'm being taught all about that crap right now in sex ed. 
Besides pregnant men scare me! And I know WAY too much about its possibilities then to be healthy!!! :flails:
Enough with the blathering. x_X
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I don't know where the eggs come from! ;.;!! That is part of the amazing MYSTERY of MPREG that NO ONE HAS YET BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN TO ME! XD;;; I did not know that about hyenas. =o Iiiiiinteresting.
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lol, I was just playing the Sims 2, and it made me think of this! See, when a man gets abducted by aliens in that game and then returns to Earth, he's pregnant! When it happens to a woman, she's fine!
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Heh! Yeah I've heard about that. XD I guess they DO have magical sperm. I guess since it's Sims, it doesn't have to make sense.
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That's true... lol, but it sure is fun, despite making no sense.
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=B I like to think so too.
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I think I sat here for 5 solid minutes trying to read those little side bars ^_^
Nice little comic BTW! I prefer preggy Zim myself.... but at least that can be explained away somewhat ^_^
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XD Pregnant Zim can be justified by the simple phrase "He's an ALIEN." 9.9; You never know, with aliens.
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Exactly! ^_^
I'm looking forward to more of your witty work.
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OKAY! I MADE UP MY MIND! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! XD;; I haven't commented on so much as one pic since this one, mostly because I'm lazy, and I shall make up for it all on THIS GLORIOUS NIGHT! :T Plus I need something to do while I'm waiting for Superbowl commercial breaks.
That said, X'D!!! You know I love this one, 'cause EVERYBODY loves this one, but I really DO love this one! :B There's just something about spazzy sarcastic chibis that appeals to everyone. XD!!!
Heehee...I like how the Dibshirt goes "XP" when ChibiDib freaks out, too.
"I think having a baby in your butt would make you constipated." XD;; BEST. LINE. EVER.
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Well it's TRUE! X'D; I mean think about it! ...or don't. No, don't. It's too foul.
Everybody DOES love this pic. XD;;; This makes me happy because it means my satire-sense is spot-on.
Oh, and if you like Chibi*Dib, he'll be BACK in my birthday pic for the boy on March 4. >B==---
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xDD
Omg, reading the words on the side made me dizzy! xDDD
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It made my brain hurt trying to make it turn backwards AND sideways. XD;;
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WATCH OUT FOR THE MAGIC ZIM*SPERM DIB! YOU MIGHT BE DISPROVEN.
Love you. Love you. Love you.
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XD;; It MUST be magic if so many people believe in it despite it making no biological sense...
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*snerk* That's awesome, and so true...Mpreg doesn't work! xD But it is funny to read...
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Aww...yay. Dib Mpreg is just disturbing. I don't see how anyone can think it's not.
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Is veddy much a strange development, I will say that. XD; Thanks for the comment.
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i just read the side words!
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XD!! Thanks! The whole buttbaby thing seems to have caught on. 9.9; And here I just thought it sounded funny.
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u do have a point. but ppl add on things because zims an alien. but i stan on my wird that that picture was so worth faving! quick question: are you into ZADR?
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Nah, I'm not. ^.^; I'm not a fan of any particular pairing. Not a hater either, of course, I'm just an equal-opportunity parody-writer.
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^-^ awsomeness. mind if i watch u? ive seen some of your work and i think your a great artist. id like to put you on my friends list if thats ok?
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