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Published: 2004-03-20 22:23:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 3397; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 605
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Another funtastic vector based off of the work from ~rancidpencil -- If you checked out her gallery last time, well, do it again. If you haven't, do it now.So Peter Schlieffenburgzenakizewaffen launched his dark grey balloon. He was sailing over the French country side enjoying the sights. "Ah, Hapezenaterbenter Durentameffen Wagnerziem Spchelenvien!" which in English meant "Ah, what a nice day." Peter had joined up in the German airforce a while back and he always loved the scenery. But alas those pesky sirens kept disturbing him. He knew exactly what he had to do. Peter smiling and thought "The clouds look like drifting pineapples!" (except, he probably thought in German, being a German and all). He gleefully smiled and loved the breeze in his head and dropped a few pounds of explosives on the small, French town. "Oh, Zergaeimbanter Wagenneier!" he said aloud and headed off to the next village. Ah, what a beautiful day to be in World War I.
The moral of the story is that sometimes we all get bogged down with the complexities of life, such as bombing French villages for the Fatherland, and we miss the simple things like a beautiful day or the shapes of clouds. Just relax!
Anyway, the usual here: Photoshop 7, Mouse, Pen tool, 45 minutes.
Well, off to Battlefield: Vietnam. Later, folks
EDIT: Yes, that's a beaver.
Update 29 Apr 08: Replaced missing full view, updated.
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Comments: 102
you drew me before we even met 
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Oh, she's a nice pretty girl indeed.
She does look cute, except for the non-existing nose thing... Heheh
I wuv her bow
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I thought it was a turd at first, but oh well a beaver it is
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She is pretty Isn't she
By the way, your gallery is weonderfull, It makes me want to dance.
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She reminds me of most of the locals in the formerly nuclear, soap-colored water carrying, inbreeding to the tenth power hick town I grew up in. 
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DUDE, Interestign story for an interesting picture. Hail to the beavers even though I've never seen one for real in my entire life!
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You always have such wonderful stories to offer with your work. Great story and wonderful image.
I love the colors. great shading too. What and unhappy woman of a beaver. Hmmm Ironic? Maybe.... some could say so. I delight in the shading... I am finding it very delicious...
Great job!! Mad vec70r ski11z0rz. (
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I guess she's drunk dude LOL even though, shes pretty
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you have some problems buddy. not that that's a bad thing...................
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She's beautiful.
I have to say - I'm a very jealous person and now you've made me sulk..
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You never cease amazing me.
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Oh, god! That's hilarious. Quintessential turd with a tail.
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I'm sure everyone is saying poo, then giggling like a little school girl after it, but I was thinking of chocolate.
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Your stuff is so cool
xXx
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thats one sexy freaking beaver right there if i ever saw one....
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Ha! That's a priceless expression - like "I just ate five cartons of ice cream and I feel good"
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A noseless beaver. Sexy.
Haha excellent work again though, you've really made it look like some steaming lump rather than an animal.. The title is a little shocking, but I'll get over it. 
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i would do her.
she looks a bit doped up.
well handled, in all technical respects. the background irks me a bit, that's about it.
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I didn't realize that the bar for what is accepted as art has been lowered. What the fuck is this piece of shit that's threating to burn into the screen of my monitor? Seriously, it looks like a giant fucking pile of horseshit. How long did it take you to make that? Well, hell, who cares? Point is, you made a big nasty pile of shit, and now the internet wants to fellate you. Well, the part of the internet made up of your kind. You know, one functioning neuron, intelligence quotient of brain damaged wombats. Wouldn't know art it it slid its thick, pulsating impressionist cock into your unlubricated lovehole. Oh hoo, did I mention I have something to stick into your ______? EL OH EL That's pretty funny, rimjob boy.
Congratulations, you're an art fag. Surrender your computer to it's place of purchase, and promise never again to retinally scar the impressionable youth of today. They might think that what you're doing is cool, or trendy. What they don't realize is you're a talentless hack who would never make it in the real world. I think I hear Rembrandt turning in his grave.
I hate you.
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I'm actually quite disturbed by this 
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