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LightDemonCodeH — I don't like being Human
Published: 2006-04-04 04:20:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 871; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description Being Human means you have to wear Deodarant, and shower every day, and shave.
Being Human means you have to go to sleep at a decent time to be rested. That's a hassle. Especially if you have Insomnia.
Being Human means you have to act a certain way, and not say the wrong thing or right thing at the wrong time.
Being Human means you have to keep your emotions in check and not hurt anyone. Emotions annoy the hell out of me.
Being Human means you have to keep going to the bathroom, that's something I will not miss if I became an android.
Being Human also means being scared of the most stupidest things... spiders and snakes and poisonius flying insects. These things are 1/100 the size of me and yet they can kill me. How screwed up is that?
Being Human means you get hungry, and you have to eat. I as a Human currently enjoy having food, but as an android I hope i'll be able to taste just as well as a human, or maybe better. Than there are those awful food allergies, and sometimes problems that come with eating the wrong or spoiled foods. I don't have any food allergies, knock on wood.
Being Human means you have watch what you eat and look your best and get a haircut every month or so.
But If I wasn't human... I wouldn't know what these things meant or how to apply them.
Compassion, Love, Faith, Dillgence, Charity, Fairness
Also if being an android meant I couldn't enjoy music or art or a good book... I wouldn't mind that much.... cause I could just wait until they come out with an update that does let me enjoy it.
But Being an Android, I fear I'll never have an independent thought of my own ever again, maybe.
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Comments: 11

WhiteSnake [2009-09-02 17:35:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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fxckingidiot [2009-09-02 15:53:39 +0000 UTC]

Do you, by any chance, have autism?

Just curious.

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LightDemonCodeH In reply to fxckingidiot [2009-09-02 19:17:57 +0000 UTC]

no i don't. as far as i know.

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Sarahsuke [2009-09-02 15:32:23 +0000 UTC]

You don't like being human? Too bad, that's what you are.

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lupie-stardust [2009-09-02 15:31:01 +0000 UTC]

I love taking showers.

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LightDemonCodeH In reply to lupie-stardust [2009-09-02 19:53:05 +0000 UTC]

thanks for reading it.

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acid-samurai [2009-09-02 14:44:45 +0000 UTC]

People don't like stinky things. Imagine that.

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LightDemonCodeH In reply to acid-samurai [2009-09-02 19:53:25 +0000 UTC]

hindsight is 20/20.

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midnighteskye [2007-04-15 15:34:18 +0000 UTC]

Interesting. You make being human sound like being a doormat. Just because you are human does not mean that you have to be nice to everyone, or keep your tongue in check. As a human you have the choice to either be popular with everyone and not be yourself, or be yourself but not be popular. You can probably tell I decided to be myself and not popular.

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LightDemonCodeH In reply to midnighteskye [2007-04-15 16:25:48 +0000 UTC]

But i try to be true to myself and be popular at the same time.

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midnighteskye In reply to LightDemonCodeH [2007-04-16 00:22:42 +0000 UTC]

LOL Good! My lil bro is popular and true to himself so it is possible!

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