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Description "I am completely immune to the allures of guys with creepy-pale, shimmering skin and golden eyes...oh wait." -- The Master Planner

So far, 15 separate people have asked me to go see the Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, or Twilight movies with them. Some have asked more than once.

And I always tell them: " If I wanted to see a guy with unnaturally pale skin and golden eyes...I'd stay home and watch my Star Trek DVDs."

[link]

And they never get it

Wow, I'm surprised at all the positive reaction (aka I haven't received any flames yet from pedwardbear-humpers). I think that's because I always meant for this stamp to be as much a pro-Star Trek and pro-Data stamp as it is an anti-Twitard one. If you want undiluted anti-Twilight venom, there's the work of the ubiquitous ~Persnicketese and even my own Stamp 02 . I'm just pointing out, in an amusing way, that unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys weren't invented by Stephanie Meyer. Not even unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys who are also jealous, abusive, selfish, overly emotional, and manipulative (see: [link] )

Anywhoo.

Stamp template used: [link]
Inspired by: [link] , [link]
Screencap of Data from: [link]
See also: [link]
Data (c) to Roddenberry, Paramount

edit: Slowed down the animation with a little help from *stayka . Now you can actually read the goddamn thing
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Comments: 497

CosmicJackalope In reply to ??? [2011-08-19 04:52:09 +0000 UTC]

I was trying to make a Twilight comparison. Of the two emotionless shimmering, gold eye hunks- I choose Data.

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MasterPlanner In reply to CosmicJackalope [2011-08-19 15:35:26 +0000 UTC]

So would I!

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Phantomgirl96 In reply to ??? [2011-07-22 18:20:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG!

Data is my fav TNG person. I didn't even see the resemblance!

Thanks for making my day!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Phantomgirl96 [2011-07-23 02:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting! Happy to have made your day!

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gigglemeister [2011-05-03 23:29:55 +0000 UTC]

My love for Data knows no bounds, likewise, my utter hatred for Edward is as ever expanding as the universe.

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MasterPlanner In reply to gigglemeister [2011-05-04 00:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Now you have the right perspective. Thanks for commenting!

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gigglemeister In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-05-04 22:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I like to share my opinions. The stamp is fabulous.

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Cerulean452 [2011-04-26 23:21:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL Win!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Cerulean452 [2011-04-27 01:42:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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EbolaSparkleBear In reply to ??? [2011-03-25 23:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Hhahaahaha! Nice.

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MasterPlanner In reply to EbolaSparkleBear [2011-03-25 23:59:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to ??? [2011-03-15 13:45:41 +0000 UTC]

Strong. Very strong!!

I Data!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2011-03-16 00:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

(And who doesn't love Data? How can you not love him?

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-05-03 12:31:40 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!!
Data is the very BEST!

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MasterPlanner In reply to Amaterasu--Omikami [2011-05-04 00:56:27 +0000 UTC]

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Amaterasu--Omikami In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-05-11 18:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Yeaaah!!!!

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8bite-me3 In reply to ??? [2011-03-03 23:17:13 +0000 UTC]

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MasterPlanner In reply to 8bite-me3 [2011-03-03 23:32:30 +0000 UTC]

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f14ace In reply to ??? [2011-02-26 21:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Data could kick Edward's shiny ass.

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MasterPlanner In reply to f14ace [2011-02-26 21:23:54 +0000 UTC]

We all know this.

Thanks for commenting!

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f14ace In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-02-26 21:28:56 +0000 UTC]

Spock could kick Edward's ass too. So could Worf. In fact, anyone on Star Trek could kick Edward's ass. Edward is such a pussy that even a tribble could beat him!

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MasterPlanner In reply to f14ace [2011-02-26 21:36:18 +0000 UTC]

We all know this too.

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Ionosphere-Negate In reply to ??? [2011-02-17 21:05:17 +0000 UTC]

Data could beat the crap out of any vampire, even Dracula himself. Plus, since he's a droid, you can't 1: scare him, 2: Drain his blood, and 3: use any sort of other bio-weaponry.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Ionosphere-Negate [2011-02-17 21:07:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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sycamoreleaf In reply to ??? [2011-02-16 15:57:24 +0000 UTC]

"Superhuman strength, speed and senses, pale, cold and shimmering skin... golden eyes..."

OMG!!! That's the Phantom of the Opera you just described!
Oh wait... no, that's Data My bad. Well, can't help it if they're both awesome.

*thinking*... Maybe they're related

Ok, you can shoot me now.


















... now tell me why I read the words "Edward" and "Cullen" - TOGETHER - in the same sentence, and rather close to one another, there. The mere presence of those words ruined a perfectly good mental image of some very awesome characters!

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MasterPlanner In reply to sycamoreleaf [2011-02-16 23:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

The Master Planner is not responsible, financially or otherwise, for any mental scarring you may suffer while thinking about Stephenie Meyer's sparklepires.

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LikeAnOpenBook In reply to ??? [2011-02-03 00:11:28 +0000 UTC]

LOVE.

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MasterPlanner In reply to LikeAnOpenBook [2011-02-03 00:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Ramul In reply to ??? [2011-01-17 22:36:54 +0000 UTC]

To be honest, the first thing I thought about were snakes.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Ramul [2011-01-18 18:07:09 +0000 UTC]

! Thanks for commenting!

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dubatuluk In reply to ??? [2011-01-11 05:32:47 +0000 UTC]

I just have to say, thank you, my life is now complete.

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MasterPlanner In reply to dubatuluk [2011-01-11 22:55:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Hikikomori-Akemi In reply to ??? [2011-01-04 17:17:57 +0000 UTC]

death to sparkling cullen! data all the way XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Hikikomori-Akemi [2011-01-04 19:27:59 +0000 UTC]

We all agree on this

Thanks for commenting!

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AwesomebyAccident In reply to ??? [2010-12-31 01:21:57 +0000 UTC]

I'd take Data over Edward anyway of the week multiple times over. Data can hack just about any computer in a matter of minutes. Where are you on that one Deadward?

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MasterPlanner In reply to AwesomebyAccident [2011-01-03 19:28:18 +0000 UTC]

Edward can sparkle. That's pretty much it.

Thanks for commenting!

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AwesomebyAccident In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 22:47:35 +0000 UTC]

So can Data, he still wins.

You're welcome!

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MasterPlanner In reply to AwesomebyAccident [2011-01-03 22:51:49 +0000 UTC]

We can all pretty much agree on this.

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AwesomebyAccident In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-03 22:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol, exactly, and at least when Data gets into relationships he doesn't break up with people because he might 'hurt' them.

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hermione-of-vulcan In reply to ??? [2010-12-30 22:00:01 +0000 UTC]

Star Trek wins!

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MasterPlanner In reply to hermione-of-vulcan [2010-12-30 22:03:21 +0000 UTC]

It does!

Thanks for commenting!

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ClearRoseCreations [2010-11-14 08:39:48 +0000 UTC]

I didn't even think Edward Cullen, and then I read it and I laughed.

Data rules!

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MasterPlanner In reply to ClearRoseCreations [2010-11-15 17:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

And he does!

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NeoPrankster In reply to ??? [2010-11-11 05:06:37 +0000 UTC]

I knew Edward Cullen was a clone of Data all along.

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MasterPlanner In reply to NeoPrankster [2010-11-12 19:03:59 +0000 UTC]

I bet Meyer is a closet fan of Star Trek.

Thanks for commenting!

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NeoPrankster In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-12 19:12:11 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

I bet Brent Spiner is 20 times the actor Robert Pattinson is.

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MasterPlanner In reply to NeoPrankster [2010-11-12 19:18:48 +0000 UTC]

Of course he is.

Spiner can play three different characters in one scene of one episode convincingly, can sing, play the violin, cut a deck of cards with one hand, and tap dance.

Pattinson can sparkle.

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NeoPrankster In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-12 19:24:04 +0000 UTC]

Damn, that's a lot.

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MasterPlanner In reply to NeoPrankster [2010-11-12 19:30:55 +0000 UTC]

The Star Trek episode where he played "three different characters in one scene of one episode convincingly" is Brothers. Go ahead, google it. I'll wait here.

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NeoPrankster In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-12 19:38:54 +0000 UTC]

Pretty interesting how they were able to put all three characters in the same scene.

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