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"I am completely immune to the allures of guys with creepy-pale, shimmering skin and golden eyes...oh wait." -- The Master Planner

So far, 15 separate people have asked me to go see the Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, or Twilight movies with them. Some have asked more than once.

And I always tell them: " If I wanted to see a guy with unnaturally pale skin and golden eyes...I'd stay home and watch my Star Trek DVDs."

[link]

And they never get it

Wow, I'm surprised at all the positive reaction (aka I haven't received any flames yet from pedwardbear-humpers). I think that's because I always meant for this stamp to be as much a pro-Star Trek and pro-Data stamp as it is an anti-Twitard one. If you want undiluted anti-Twilight venom, there's the work of the ubiquitous ~Persnicketese and even my own Stamp 02 . I'm just pointing out, in an amusing way, that unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys weren't invented by Stephanie Meyer. Not even unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys who are also jealous, abusive, selfish, overly emotional, and manipulative (see: [link] )

Anywhoo.

Stamp template used: [link]
Inspired by: [link] , [link]
Screencap of Data from: [link]
See also: [link]
Data (c) to Roddenberry, Paramount

edit: Slowed down the animation with a little help from *stayka . Now you can actually read the goddamn thing

Description
"I am completely immune to the allures of guys with creepy-pale, shimmering skin and golden eyes...oh wait." -- The Master Planner

So far, 15 separate people have asked me to go see the Breaking Dawn, Eclipse, New Moon, or Twilight movies with them. Some have asked more than once.

And I always tell them: " If I wanted to see a guy with unnaturally pale skin and golden eyes...I'd stay home and watch my Star Trek DVDs."

[link]

And they never get it

Wow, I'm surprised at all the positive reaction (aka I haven't received any flames yet from pedwardbear-humpers). I think that's because I always meant for this stamp to be as much a pro-Star Trek and pro-Data stamp as it is an anti-Twitard one. If you want undiluted anti-Twilight venom, there's the work of the ubiquitous ~Persnicketese and even my own Stamp 02 . I'm just pointing out, in an amusing way, that unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys weren't invented by Stephanie Meyer. Not even unnaturally pale, golden-eyed guys who are also jealous, abusive, selfish, overly emotional, and manipulative (see: [link] )

Anywhoo.

Stamp template used: [link]
Inspired by: [link] , [link]
Screencap of Data from: [link]
See also: [link]
Data (c) to Roddenberry, Paramount

edit: Slowed down the animation with a little help from *stayka . Now you can actually read the goddamn thing