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No, it’s nothing to do with Stephen King.

You probably know that most big companies these days have an IT department. Ostensibly, the purpose of the IT department is to keep everyone’s computers running properly. In reality, the IT department does nothing. At all. Except, of course, on those rare occasions when someone manages to get through on the telephone, perhaps by letting it ring for anything up to seven hours. On those occasions, the lucky caller will get to hear the standard IT department response to every computer-related problem in the world. And it will be delivered by a creature exactly like the one pictured above.

These are the things that live in IT departments. They are not your friends.

Something else you might know is that top illustrator chap G H Mongo (whose place upon DA can be found here: [link] ) has been running a special Art Jam thing, and the theme for the first round of entries was “Slow”. This picture was my entry because, when it comes to doing anything even remotely useful, there’s nothing slower than an IT creature.

Description
No, it’s nothing to do with Stephen King.

You probably know that most big companies these days have an IT department. Ostensibly, the purpose of the IT department is to keep everyone’s computers running properly. In reality, the IT department does nothing. At all. Except, of course, on those rare occasions when someone manages to get through on the telephone, perhaps by letting it ring for anything up to seven hours. On those occasions, the lucky caller will get to hear the standard IT department response to every computer-related problem in the world. And it will be delivered by a creature exactly like the one pictured above.

These are the things that live in IT departments. They are not your friends.

Something else you might know is that top illustrator chap G H Mongo (whose place upon DA can be found here: [link] ) has been running a special Art Jam thing, and the theme for the first round of entries was “Slow”. This picture was my entry because, when it comes to doing anything even remotely useful, there’s nothing slower than an IT creature.