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Published: 2015-10-19 19:08:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 9426; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 0
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If you're poking around in a strange basement in a the middle of the woods, you're just asking for trouble...Related content
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Actually, the Care Bears are showing up for that three-way gang war with the Teletubbies and Barney's Army.
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The brown care bear- what was his name again?- ...he kinda looks like Freddy Fazbear, or at least the shadow version.
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Wow... I have no idea of the original's name, but he certainly could have ended up in some dark amusement center, thirsting for vengence. Maybe it's just his fur that was removed and put on an animatronic skeleton and that's why he's so angry...
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Oh wow...
Excuse me while a write a fic to work in this new headcannon.Β
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Yes, please! Care Bear Stare of Doom could wipe out that whole complex at that end. And you know none of the sacrifices would have gotten away.
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Hah! Will post on da sometime this week- it's too good of an idea to leave sitting there!
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LOL! I need to make that into a t-shirt...
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The Care Bears are privacy invading mind-rapists.
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They really are! They shoot rainbow-flavored mood altering drugs into everyone like some sort of Soma Bear from Brave New World. Once everyone is drugged and docile, the kidpaws will come off and we will know the true face of fear.
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moral of the story, Care Bares are evil and should be killed on sight. Quick question, how do you kill them?
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Looks like a job for Kill It With Fire.
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They're tough lil, buggers, the only way to be sure is to just take off and nuke 'em from orbit.
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Summon Bigger Fish.
In this case: Β Ponies.
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Nice! I've been trying to do a Bigger Fish one, but I just haven't quite figured it out, yet. Ponies would do the job here, perfectly!
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Especially Pinkie Pie, her Reality Breaking powers should do nicely.
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That would be perfect!
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