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Published: 2015-10-23 20:34:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 11915; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 0
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While the impulse to build a giant wall to keep giant monsters our is understandable, you really can't go with the lowest bidder.Related content
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Why would they want to go there? They got a death wish? There's koalas there!
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They're kaijus. They can just eat them.
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They'd get food poisoning... those things are nasty
And koalas are honestly the least of their worries if they enter Australia... everything there is deadly.
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I highly doubt kaijus would get food poisoning. Kaijus won't give a shit on how much Koalas fight, they will still eat them regardless. Koalas are too small to put up a fight with a kaiju, if anything, they run away from the kaijus.Β
Kaijus won't care how deadly anything in Australia is, if you'reΒ eatable, they'll devour you on the spot. Besides, NOT EVERYTHING in Australia is deadly, you idiot. Β Β
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Meanwhile, Godzilla ignores the biped's tiny obstacle and continues off on his journey to get that irritating MUTO and his equally irritating wife out of the way for good.
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HahHAHAHAAH! That's great, they were rather irritating. That scene where he finally wrecks them is sooo satisfying. I wonder what the next enemy monster will be...
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Seriously?! I am so down for that! I don't think you could have said any kaiju that would get me more excited, other than perhaps a rematch with King Kong where he just fries him.
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Oh yeah, and Mothra's showing up too.
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I never understood why they didn't just send out multiple jaegers to fight the individual kaiju. It'd go a lot faster having a 3-on-1 fight.
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SERIOUSLY! Overwhelming force, people! Plus, that would be an awesome beatdown to see. I would LOVE to see previous battles for the main jaegers, before they all got punk'd.
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rule one, giant walls don't keep out Godzilla or his family, only other giant monsters and oxygen destroyers can do that.
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Hahaha! Yeah, the oxygen destroyer! I always wondered what that would do to the sea ecosystem, it seems like it would be pretty catastrophic.
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