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Original Meme by Shoko86This is my Veronica Shepard Mass Effect Meme. And it is B.A.D.A.S.S.
Panel 1: Veronica Shepard. She's B.A.D.A.S.S.
Panel 2: She flipped off the Council. (At least in my head.) She is also Udina's worst nightmare, at least politically. She is pure RENEGADE.
Panel 3: No, my Shepard does not like women. She likes Turians. She was just going to ask Jack if she wanted to play Skyllian five with Tali, Ken and Gabby and Jack apparently thought she had the hots for her. *facepalm*
Also, Mordin was too busy doing Science to pose for a picture, and Grunt was too busy blowing stuff up to be pictured.
Panel 4: This is the dialogue going on in Panel 4 in my head.
Shepard: Miiiiiri! My fish! I think its sick!
Miranda: Shepard. Its dead. And don't call me Miri.
Shepard: Mi~ri! Why are my fish dead?! Did the Reapers do it!?
Miranda: *sigh* Fish need to be fed, Shepard.
Shepard: WHAAA!! You never told me that! Oh my poor fishies.. Momma will avenge you!
Miranda:...........
And no, Shepard isn't a clueless blonde, she just REALLY enjoys annoying Miranda. Miranda makes it SO easy.
Panel 5: No explanation needed. Srsly. Link to a bigger picture [link]
Panel 6: Aria made Shepard fan-gasm. True story. It also helps that Aria helped Shepard find Garrus.
Panel 7: The Turian Councillor. He hates her. She hates him. Lock them in a room with a lot of species specific alcohol, and I am pretty sure they would have rabid hate sex. But don't tell Veronica that. She'll hurt me.
Panel 8: WREX. I CAN HAZ NO WREX!
Panel 9: Is this a serious question? Once again the Widow beats out Garrus for Veronica's affections.
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Comments: 32
1st suicide mission: Miranda get killed. HUZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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Unfortunately no... -_-; I'm too much of a perfectionist to let that happen...
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i'm kinda peeved they didn't give us a "shepard. wrex." when you see him again in ME3. I MEAN, REALLY ......
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if we meet Aria, my reaction just like you do too (with purple font color as well)
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Oh definitely. I am playing the game right now, and that is what she has. Shepard loves her baby. And Garrus sulks.
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Even though I like the traditional Widow, the 3 shots of the Black Widow are quite useful^^.
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it is. I gave the original widow to Garrus. XD So I have a two Widow team. Its awesome.
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As I have not the original Widow (<3), both garrus and I carry the black version. And we kick some butts^^.
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Thank you! <3 I think so too. ^_^
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He he love it, and know what, yes Wrex is here and yes the Widow too, and it became even more badass than before 
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I know! The Black Widow! Veronica will be unstoppable
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Funny stuff there!
As for nr4: I knew it 
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2. You can't kill Talid, he gets killed !
10. If you let Kolyat kill Talid, Thane's Loyalty was not gained !
Therefore he should die on the final mission !
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Throw in the fact that it's quite easy to have disloyal allies survive the final mission - my last completed playthrough, I had three people disloyal, and no deaths.
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No, you CAN kill Talid.
I HAVE done it. And yes, Thane's loyalty IS gained. Because Kolyat did not kill Talid, which is the point.
[link] That's a link to the Sins of the Father page on the Mass Effect Wiki.
"Kolyat is waiting for Talid. He wounds the bodyguard and pursues Talid to his apartment. Shepard and Thane chase after Kolyat. At Talid's apartment, Kolyat is ready to execute Talid when Shepard, Thane, Bailey, and a C-Sec officer arrive. Shepard can use a Paragon interrupt to distract Kolyat and disarm him. If not, Shepard has the option of wounding Kolyat or killing Talid. Kolyat is angry at Thane for only just now caring about him. Shepard and Bailey then give Thane and Kolyat the opportunity to talk more in private. Back at the C-Sec station, Bailey tells Shepard he's been looking into the archives and found a series of murders ten years back where the primary suspect was a drell. Shepard tells Bailey not to pursue it. Shepard, Thane, and Bailey then talk about what to do with Kolyat since he attempted committing murder. Charm for 5 Paragon points will convince Bailey to have Kolyat do community service. Intimidate for 5 Renegade points will cause Bailey to privately employ Kolyat. Doing neither sends Kolyat to prison."
And THAT was an exert from the page. The point of Thane's loyalty mission is to have Kolyat NOT kill Talid. Not for Talid NOT TO DIE. If Shepard kills Talid, than Kolyat did not. I know my facts. Don't tell me I DIDN'T do anything.
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Excellent and hilarious! I think she'd get on well with my renegade infiltrator, Seth. Of course, he is a bit of a xenophile. Bought that copy of Fornax quicker than you could spit! lol
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Oh, thanks! <3 I was a bit worried it looked sloppy because of the cut and paste job I did in paint, but I like it. ^_^
And yeah, she'd probably get along with him. They could browse xenophillac porn together.
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He started on Jack, but then he decided to go with Tali, the chick who wanted to jump his bones even though it might kill her. Plus, he was kinda curious about what was under the mask, lol.
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That's EXACTLY what happened with my only Male Shep playthrough, Valek. Was going for Jack, than recruited Tali and made a beeline for her.
Well, Seth and Veronica and browse porn together and make Tali and Garrus nervous.
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Hahaha, yes! Plus, he made sure to get all the model ships. Savior of the Galaxy, badass sniper, giant man-child. It doesn't show it, but he does sit on the floor and play with them, lol.
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Veronica lets the Space Hamster ride on the ships.
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Just read your profile and my first Paragon was a Vanguard, too. For some reason, it just made sense to me, especially since it's the exact opposite of the Infiltrator and that was my renegade. Finally doing a FemShep (Alina), Paragon Soldier. And, yes, she'll be romancing Garrus. I have no interest in an ex-Privateer or some dude that will be dead in a year.
Oh, and for the Space Hamster riding the ships comment, you have won the Awesomeness Award, good for one free meal anywhere you can convince them the Awesomeness Award is actually a thing. That pretty much leaves you stuck with my kitchen, lol.
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^_^ YAY! So if I ever run into you, somewhere, I get free dinner! I hope it has bacon.
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Well, let me know if you're ever in North Carolina and I'll whip up a recipe I like to call Baked Potato Chicken.
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