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Published: 2012-03-19 05:05:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 15447; Favourites: 387; Downloads: 72
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Description Sorry to those of you who're watching me for pony stuff, but you'll have to wait a while. Portal has taken over for now.
This is just something stupid I thought of tonight. I think Wheatley and Chell have very different styles of thinking.
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Comments: 55

Venus-The-Genius [2017-12-17 18:45:48 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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funsizedOtaku [2016-10-12 22:58:18 +0000 UTC]

Wheatley is me XD

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kayarei [2015-05-13 15:34:54 +0000 UTC]

Yup. I'm reading Blue Sky at the moment, and recognise a bit too much Wheatley in me.... O.O

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PlushifulLife [2015-01-21 16:30:36 +0000 UTC]

hhhhh lol I totally get it I never go for the easy way hhh must invent my own twisted way lol great one

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BenRG [2014-12-19 13:24:13 +0000 UTC]

Guess which one is the best Test Subject in GLaDOS's records?

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Melina-the-Thief In reply to BenRG [2016-01-18 21:51:12 +0000 UTC]

Guess which one wasn't a test subject AT ALL?

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MsAnonymous1 [2014-06-15 18:29:01 +0000 UTC]

"the cores always have trouble with the wall... they can never seem to find the doors"

Spot the refrence, win a prize

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ArceusAdmirer [2013-10-17 16:06:53 +0000 UTC]

chell's thinking is hilarious! anyways i remember seeing somewhere "the cake is a lie" someone told me this is from portal but what does it mean? is the cake a trap?

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Melina-the-Thief In reply to ArceusAdmirer [2016-06-27 13:18:09 +0000 UTC]

No. GLaDOS tells you that at the end of the testing sessions, she'll give you cake. She doesn't, though. Thus the cake is a lie.

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ArceusAdmirer In reply to Melina-the-Thief [2016-06-27 13:29:59 +0000 UTC]

This comment was from 2 years ago. ._.

Anyways, I've beaten Portal weeks ago. Great game. Loved it. I beat some of the bonus maps too.

But uh, thanks I guess.

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Melina-the-Thief In reply to ArceusAdmirer [2016-07-11 02:45:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Sorry!

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PhantomEnvy [2013-03-25 17:11:19 +0000 UTC]

This is so true. XD

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iSpazzyKitty [2013-02-05 00:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Hehe this is so epic.

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IAmNotAFangirl [2013-01-23 01:02:53 +0000 UTC]

DAT FACE oUo

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hurrykat [2012-11-20 23:53:00 +0000 UTC]

This is scarily accurate.
I don't think even I overthink things as much as Wheatley does, and that's saying something.

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MetalGearP0n3 [2012-08-11 19:43:34 +0000 UTC]

I like it when you fall down, explode the door and then open it. c:

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GodFlavoredBagel [2012-07-14 01:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Wheatley: So... we must get to... the CAKE... yes, the cake... So... Ah! I've go' it! We can- *goes on and on about his stupid, unworkable plans of getting the cake*
Chell: *opens the door and steps in slowly*
Wheatley: Oh, brilliant! Yes, you grabbed the handle... and you turned it... And you pushed... Yep, you didn't injure yourself, either... Yeaaaah...

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Luigigirl65 [2012-06-01 03:55:58 +0000 UTC]

This picture = the truth

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Ginger-Seat [2012-04-30 01:27:26 +0000 UTC]

I'm fairly sure that only Wheatley can follow Wheatley's way of thinking.

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Melina-the-Thief In reply to Ginger-Seat [2016-06-27 13:18:49 +0000 UTC]

And even then! XD

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HokoriTamashi [2012-04-18 10:16:43 +0000 UTC]

?

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BurnToCinder [2012-04-04 02:04:37 +0000 UTC]

That is 100% true!

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Artoveli [2012-03-28 02:20:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh this is fantastic.

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HosekiDragon [2012-03-27 18:51:21 +0000 UTC]

This is so gorgeous and so true. I love Wheatley's face. XD

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MarkKB [2012-03-21 10:57:11 +0000 UTC]

Naw, Wheatley just knows how to have fun, 'tis all!

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N-Drayton [2012-03-20 20:54:08 +0000 UTC]

So true, and also adorable!

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spidermaster14 [2012-03-19 23:37:25 +0000 UTC]

xD The dudes method is way more fun.

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russetwolf13 [2012-03-19 21:05:46 +0000 UTC]

That's not Wheatley. THAT'S NOT WHEATLEY!?!?!?

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nooby-banana In reply to russetwolf13 [2012-03-19 22:21:03 +0000 UTC]

I like drawing him as a human more than a robot.

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russetwolf13 In reply to nooby-banana [2012-03-19 22:51:08 +0000 UTC]

But but... He is a robot, how can he be a human, if he's a robot!

DOES NOT COMPUTE! *eyes explode* AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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nooby-banana In reply to russetwolf13 [2012-03-20 01:53:33 +0000 UTC]

GLaDOS was a human once. I'll let you figure it out from there.

this is purely my headcanon, mind you.

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Pyritie In reply to nooby-banana [2012-03-21 15:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Isn't that what they did though, put caroline's consciousness into a computer to become glados?

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nooby-banana In reply to Pyritie [2012-03-21 18:04:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah they did. I was talking about how my headcanon is that they also did that to Wheatley.

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funkycat339 In reply to nooby-banana [2014-08-01 12:35:30 +0000 UTC]

My headcannon tells me that they also did it to all the other cores

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Pyritie In reply to nooby-banana [2012-03-21 19:33:33 +0000 UTC]

ohh

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russetwolf13 In reply to nooby-banana [2012-03-20 01:59:33 +0000 UTC]

Sorta.

And I don't know your headcanon. Enough with your whispy daydreams, woman, this is reality acording to a fictional construct, DAMN IT!

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Dragonling140 [2012-03-19 21:03:00 +0000 UTC]

So very, very true. XD I love Wheatley's expression.

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VidjasGames [2012-03-19 15:48:03 +0000 UTC]

YESsssssSSssssssss i love portal stuff

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wacky-w [2012-03-19 13:43:29 +0000 UTC]

Haha aww Wheatley's expression XD

Oh man this is just perfect. I love it!

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nokki [2012-03-19 13:42:22 +0000 UTC]

Wheatley's such a lovable idiot xD

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ToxicElegy [2012-03-19 11:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Corrupted Wheatley: You want that cake do you? Oh, it's simple to go through the door, but MASHY SPIKE PLATE! Did it get you?! Oh my God, a-are you actually dead? Oh, wait, no it just... Smashed the cake... *sigh* Great.

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miamoreno [2012-03-19 10:59:34 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahaha

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egriz [2012-03-19 07:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha. Truth.

Though, I noticed this last time I was watching Portal that Wheatley's plan to cut off the gas and to replace the Turret template was actually really, really, smart. Fluke?

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nooby-banana In reply to egriz [2012-03-19 22:18:36 +0000 UTC]

I realized that too. TWO good ideas in one day? Wheatley's on a roll. I was probably the moron though cause it took me forever to figure out I was supposed to replace the good turret with a bad one.

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KyroPyromaniac [2012-03-19 07:43:08 +0000 UTC]

Wait wait wait... They can go AROUND the wall! Don't even need to use hands or thinking for that. haha, cute though : D

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nooby-banana In reply to KyroPyromaniac [2012-03-19 22:17:13 +0000 UTC]

What if I told you there was an emancipation grid on either side of the wall that would vaporize them?

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KyroPyromaniac In reply to nooby-banana [2012-03-20 02:15:43 +0000 UTC]

OOooooh, I mean.... oh. D:

I guess that leaves "going over" out of the equation too.

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KyroPyromaniac [2012-03-19 07:42:17 +0000 UTC]

In the end it's a vicious cycle of opening the door and blowing up the wall.

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ironychan [2012-03-19 06:00:11 +0000 UTC]

So. True.

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Sareii [2012-03-19 05:20:46 +0000 UTC]

This is Wheatley's entire personality summed up in one image. Best face.

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