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Stamp base by Wingless-Butterfly55
Inspired by: [link] In-The-Machine's rant.

I am so tired-so tired-of regular anime/manga fans getting dissed because they like manga/anime. And I'm so freaking tired of being called a weeaboo because I enjoy manga/anime. (Well, technically just manga. I'm not really into anime.)

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Now presenting, the "Know Your Weeaboo" guide. (If you want to use this guide, just credit me. Because I sat here for five minutes thinking of stupid things to say for stupid comments I made up.)

Basic Weeaboo Symptons
1. You always add Japanese words to your English sentence, thus making it Japanglish.
2. Whenever someone mentions a Japanese food like Ramen, you shout, "RAMEN IS DUH BOMB! NARUTO AGREES!" However, if someone is to mention Tempura w/noodles, you say, "I don't know what that is." (For all of you who haven't played FoMT, Tempura is a Japanese food. That's all I can say, because I'm too lazy to go into detail. )
3. Anime/Manga is your life. (Note: You're not a weeaboo if you say you love manga/anime. You're a weeaboo if you are so obsessed with the series that you spend countless hours on a Saturday night on Crunchyroll, watching every single fucking anime-ones that you don't even like, just so you can say, "Oh yeah, I saw all 12 episodes of that one. ____ is so HAWT!")
4. You have no idea what 'wa' or 'ka' or even 'desu' means. (Trust me, I still meet people that think 'desu' means cute. WTF? And there are some people that think 'domo' means thank you. WTF? Domo was a cute little show, though. )

Questions From The Curious Not-Weeaboo

What is a weeaboo?
Well, there are two definitions. There is the idiot definition, and the real definition.
First off, the idiot definition:
According to a retard, if you like anything Japanese, (i.e., Pocky, Ramen, manga, anime) "U R A STOOPID WEEABOO THAT SHOULD DIE!11" Yes, even if you mention anything about Japan, YOU ARE AN AUTOMATIC WEEABOO.
The actual definition:
A weeaboo is a person who is so obsessed with Japan and the Japanese culture that they dis their own country, they act like their Asian, and they attempt to speak Japanese.

I speak Japanese. Am I a weeaboo?
Depends. Do you know what the particle 'wa' means? Do you know why a question uses the particle 'ka'? Do you know what 'desu' actually means?
To answer your question, 'wa' is a particle that can be translated as 'as concerns'. 'Ka' is sometimes described as a 'written question mark' and is always at the end of a question sentence in Japanese. And 'desu' means 'is, it is, it's' etc.
If all you can say is 'kawaii' or 'desu' or 'arigatou', then you're a weeaboo. And if you put the 'desu' before the 'kawaii'-STOP BUTCHERING THE LANGUAGE.

I play RPG games that were originally from Japan. Am I a weeaboo?
You mean games like Harvest Moon (Note-Natsume owns all rights to Harvest Moon and all games made from it.)? No. I mean, I play Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town, and I am most certainly NOT a weeaboo.

Who invented the word 'weeaboo'?
An idiot who doesn't know the difference between liking a culture and butchering it to the extent that it isn't recognizable. A retard that thinks it's funny to make fun of people and call them names. A moron that is an 'obvioustroll is obvious' that has nothing better to do with their pathetic life than to troll you about culture.
No. A person with nothing better to do invented 'weeaboo' just for the LULZ.

And that concludes the Know Your Weeaboo guide.

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This Rant In A Nutshell
Calling someone a weeaboo is stupid, unless they truly are a weeboo.

If you are still unsure when calling one a weeaboo, please consult your nearest Know Your Weeaboo guide.

If you liked my rant, then
Stamp base by Wingless-Butterfly55

Description
Stamp base by Wingless-Butterfly55
Inspired by: [link] In-The-Machine's rant.

I am so tired-so tired-of regular anime/manga fans getting dissed because they like manga/anime. And I'm so freaking tired of being called a weeaboo because I enjoy manga/anime. (Well, technically just manga. I'm not really into anime.)

--
Now presenting, the "Know Your Weeaboo" guide. (If you want to use this guide, just credit me. Because I sat here for five minutes thinking of stupid things to say for stupid comments I made up.)

Basic Weeaboo Symptons
1. You always add Japanese words to your English sentence, thus making it Japanglish.
2. Whenever someone mentions a Japanese food like Ramen, you shout, "RAMEN IS DUH BOMB! NARUTO AGREES!" However, if someone is to mention Tempura w/noodles, you say, "I don't know what that is." (For all of you who haven't played FoMT, Tempura is a Japanese food. That's all I can say, because I'm too lazy to go into detail. )
3. Anime/Manga is your life. (Note: You're not a weeaboo if you say you love manga/anime. You're a weeaboo if you are so obsessed with the series that you spend countless hours on a Saturday night on Crunchyroll, watching every single fucking anime-ones that you don't even like, just so you can say, "Oh yeah, I saw all 12 episodes of that one. ____ is so HAWT!")
4. You have no idea what 'wa' or 'ka' or even 'desu' means. (Trust me, I still meet people that think 'desu' means cute. WTF? And there are some people that think 'domo' means thank you. WTF? Domo was a cute little show, though. )

Questions From The Curious Not-Weeaboo

What is a weeaboo?
Well, there are two definitions. There is the idiot definition, and the real definition.
First off, the idiot definition:
According to a retard, if you like anything Japanese, (i.e., Pocky, Ramen, manga, anime) "U R A STOOPID WEEABOO THAT SHOULD DIE!11" Yes, even if you mention anything about Japan, YOU ARE AN AUTOMATIC WEEABOO.
The actual definition:
A weeaboo is a person who is so obsessed with Japan and the Japanese culture that they dis their own country, they act like their Asian, and they attempt to speak Japanese.

I speak Japanese. Am I a weeaboo?
Depends. Do you know what the particle 'wa' means? Do you know why a question uses the particle 'ka'? Do you know what 'desu' actually means?
To answer your question, 'wa' is a particle that can be translated as 'as concerns'. 'Ka' is sometimes described as a 'written question mark' and is always at the end of a question sentence in Japanese. And 'desu' means 'is, it is, it's' etc.
If all you can say is 'kawaii' or 'desu' or 'arigatou', then you're a weeaboo. And if you put the 'desu' before the 'kawaii'-STOP BUTCHERING THE LANGUAGE.

I play RPG games that were originally from Japan. Am I a weeaboo?
You mean games like Harvest Moon (Note-Natsume owns all rights to Harvest Moon and all games made from it.)? No. I mean, I play Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town, and I am most certainly NOT a weeaboo.

Who invented the word 'weeaboo'?
An idiot who doesn't know the difference between liking a culture and butchering it to the extent that it isn't recognizable. A retard that thinks it's funny to make fun of people and call them names. A moron that is an 'obvioustroll is obvious' that has nothing better to do with their pathetic life than to troll you about culture.
No. A person with nothing better to do invented 'weeaboo' just for the LULZ.

And that concludes the Know Your Weeaboo guide.

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This Rant In A Nutshell
Calling someone a weeaboo is stupid, unless they truly are a weeboo.

If you are still unsure when calling one a weeaboo, please consult your nearest Know Your Weeaboo guide.

If you liked my rant, then
Stamp base by Wingless-Butterfly55