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It's done. I kinda dragged my feet with it, but it was amusing to make nonetheless X3.

Obviously, I didn't do something for every quest, because not every part was amusing. The mirelurks were pretty straight forward. I only had to fight one, the rest I ran from xD. The library and Rivet City were pretty ho-hum, too.
Although, getting to Rivet City was something else. I took the top side route, and Super Mutants at level 6-7, or whatever I was at the time(it was low), are scary!

-Super Duper Mart was an... experience. Let's just say I didn't know how to use VATS very well, and tried to take out Raiders the old fashioned way. There was much dying before I figured it out :I
So that's why Dimi's cowering XD.

-For the damage one, I tossed a grenade at a cliff so it bounced back at Dimitri. Effective! And I didn't have to limp far to get back to Megaton XD.
As for the stitched smiley face, Moira puts one on you, somewhere, where you can't really see it. Dimi came in with a crippled leg, so I was all 'omg, Dimi has a butt cheek smiley, now?' Roflmao.

-The Rads involved having Dimitri hanging out with the bomb for a good while and listening to preacher man preach

-Mole Rat Repellent. [link] (I'm too lazy to re-type something for it XD)

-RobCo Plant was SCARY when those robots are reactivated in hostile mode. I tried to fight my way back out, but it was suicide T_T. So I reloaded and spent some time doing other things to get my science to 50 before returning XB. (The game message was traced from a screen shot I found)

-Minefield! Trying not to get blown up in more ways than one. Damn Arkansas, setting off cars deliberately >(. Not so bad, my arse. Dimitri would've liked to strangle Moira at this point

But in the end, Dimitri can thank Moira for giving her her 'Wasteland legs' and setting her on the path to Wasteland badass XD.

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Comments: 193

StrencherGirl [2016-08-26 21:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Π–ΠΈΠ·Π½ΡŒ ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ всСгда прСкрасна.

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Xenoman117 [2016-08-18 04:01:12 +0000 UTC]

I guess I'm the crazy guy who did this quest at level 3 and just found it all very easy.

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Xenoman117 In reply to Xenoman117 [2016-08-18 04:01:27 +0000 UTC]

Didn't die once.

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medafighterOK [2016-05-17 16:57:02 +0000 UTC]

Minefield was not fun, it was the opposite of fun in fact. Kept finding mines left and right, and to make it worst there was an old man shooting at me with a sniper.

I never went to Mole Rat Repellent, RobCo Plant, nor blow up Megaton.

But the Super Duper Market, THAT, was fun. I walked in there with a ton of explosives and blew everyone the **** up! And I think I was a level 3-5. Ahhh, good times, good times.

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wanderingone99 In reply to medafighterOK [2016-08-14 01:44:34 +0000 UTC]

After encountering Arkansas the first time I decide killing him is too good. I head west to Paradise Falls and get the mesmatron. A stealth boy helps as well.

I only ever use it on people who try to kill me, like raiders or Talon mercs.

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NamelessManic [2016-02-09 16:30:36 +0000 UTC]

The survival guide missions. If it doesn't kill you, it makes you a killer. Let the hate flow through you! Lol

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yuri1983 [2016-01-02 22:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Thats awsome. Nice memories...

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Classic-Dave [2015-10-23 18:15:21 +0000 UTC]

I didn't mind the survival guides. The first few parts were easy(?) experience, but some of the later chapters, I usually waited til I was a higher level with some better skills.

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Sketchman911 [2015-10-12 04:20:11 +0000 UTC]

ah, i remember the survival guide. And i remember how much it SUCKED,

its funny in my fallout lore my Lone wander/courier James (Jr.) sometimes looks at the smiley face scar left from when he injured himself, to remind himself "Never help people write books about the wasteland"

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11tontsa11 [2015-08-05 02:29:04 +0000 UTC]

my experience. . .

shop. with stealth and hunting rifle quite easy.
molerat stick well... quite easy again.
radiation skipped because i had intelligence 10
injury just went behind shop placed down 2 mines and shot them.
books easy as fuk cause half the army of brotherhood of steel took care of raiders for me.
robco factory had science 100 long before getting there.
minefield tons of next to free xp (only 1 of them hurt me when i didnt notice it fast enough)

and rest of those things you had to do most likely pretty minor since i dont even remember them

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GrumbFidslick [2015-07-07 12:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Why not just jump off the edge in front of Moira's shop for damaging yourself?

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hencoy101 [2015-07-06 06:27:37 +0000 UTC]

Ah Moira's where the fuck do we begin on how she SUCKSSSSSSSS.

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Onkelkrig [2015-06-22 17:30:59 +0000 UTC]

lol.

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Azerua [2015-03-14 19:12:12 +0000 UTC]

Meh,for the damage yourself part, i kinda jumped around megaton a bit,and for the radiation part...well,lets just say drinking water surrounding an undenoted nuke sounded best at the time

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malgrumm [2015-01-24 11:42:45 +0000 UTC]

heh

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Ryusukanku [2014-11-12 07:42:33 +0000 UTC]

For the Damage one it's easier to go intoΒ one of the MegatonΒ bathrooms and shoot at landmines until you think you've had enough.
Nobody outside even thinks twice about the strange noises.

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Zimandjess [2014-07-29 02:49:47 +0000 UTC]

I managed to face all of those dead on,but when I first activated the Protectrons at RobCo,I was scared for my life.XDD And I found a small glitch in that place!Did you know if you head down into the room down the long hallway with the gates,the Protectron appears as a ghost that can't hurt you once it crosses through the door after it opens it?It saved me a lot of health points by doing that!

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RandomPerson1310 [2014-07-21 15:17:47 +0000 UTC]

That last panel is so accurate.Β 

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Reevke [2014-07-08 22:11:47 +0000 UTC]

I had the stealth suit so most of it was easy.Β  I had computer expert so I skipped the robot one.

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Deadmanwalking13 [2014-03-13 02:02:07 +0000 UTC]

I to want to kill this crazy lady. Nicely done

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GoldGecko [2014-02-09 09:53:41 +0000 UTC]

Very accurateΒ 

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Classic-Dave [2014-01-14 15:44:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh Moira XD. I usually waited until my skills were higher before i did the Wasteland Survival Guide so i could get the best results (and by results, i mean rewards).

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moonsaber56 In reply to Classic-Dave [2014-01-30 02:58:26 +0000 UTC]

for me i just did them asap.....long but it was fun.

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Classic-Dave In reply to moonsaber56 [2014-01-30 02:59:42 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.

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moonsaber56 In reply to Classic-Dave [2014-01-30 03:04:27 +0000 UTC]

There was only two reasons i got fallout 3.....moira survival guide and butch as a companion.

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Classic-Dave In reply to moonsaber56 [2014-01-30 03:07:38 +0000 UTC]

I like Fawkes as a companion.

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moonsaber56 In reply to Classic-Dave [2014-01-30 14:44:00 +0000 UTC]

meh

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LuckyStrikePL [2013-12-30 09:12:42 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha!

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SonicDude87 [2013-11-02 22:41:39 +0000 UTC]

Surprised you didn't include the mirelurk mission. That one is my least favorite by far. Darn crabs.

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Orifiel-M [2013-08-23 19:00:55 +0000 UTC]

I have such fond memories of doing the Wasteland Survival Guide quests while procrastinating on college papers. Absolutely love Dimi's expressions in each panel!

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Darkheart1123 [2013-07-26 15:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Dimitri blow herself up? She could have just jump from the staircase outside Moiras shop and broke both legs there


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TheSkaldofNvrwinter [2013-07-17 07:05:51 +0000 UTC]

this slays me

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TheSkaldofNvrwinter [2013-07-17 02:29:53 +0000 UTC]

this slays me

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WootMannen [2013-05-03 12:02:28 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me a LOT of my first Fallout 3 playthrough...

Ah, the good old days.

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CrazySOB42 [2013-04-27 00:41:27 +0000 UTC]

The only one of those I had trouble with was the RobCo Plant, but all of the others (and yes on a VERY low level) I just banzai charge!!! And same thing with the muties (and yes ALSO on a VERY low level)

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thearbiterthel12 [2013-02-24 23:22:26 +0000 UTC]

that book was easy especially since i had two sentry bots watching my back

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zippo360 [2013-02-14 08:22:41 +0000 UTC]

you know someone really needs to make a real wasteland survival guide!
That would be sooo cool!

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KingofMalta [2013-02-08 04:40:56 +0000 UTC]

She was quite crazy.

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Hathorik [2013-02-02 11:53:25 +0000 UTC]

For the Rads, I found out that the fastest way to get at the good state was to go to lady's room (closest place to get radioactive water) and to drink in the toilets. Pretty effective. I couldn't stop thinking about what would happen if a Megaton inhabitant came in ; I was playing a man so founding some yet uknown jerk drinking like this where you wanted to pee should have been something.

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bloodjawkwah [2013-01-31 18:18:41 +0000 UTC]

you had alot of the same reactions as i did but i fucking loved the explosive wack-a-mole! i told her it worked just fine

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Nagneto [2012-12-18 07:15:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Epic.

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ApolloNight [2012-12-11 00:22:36 +0000 UTC]

my poor Lone Wonder, she has such a crush on Moira. She did it all in the name of love and Ms Brown has no idea. :C

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Adrien-Lockheart [2012-12-06 03:28:46 +0000 UTC]

I hated doing that quest. I mean it was fun to see exploding mole rats and it was pretty sweet getting all those items, but damn if I didn't want to impale her with my shock sword every time I came back from her little suicide missions :-I Luckily I end up finding the Firelance early on and killed everything that would have been able to kill me before they had a chance to. Thank you 7 luck!

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Mrzeromaster95 [2012-10-02 16:01:24 +0000 UTC]

I manage to raid the super Market wiht my Baseball bat really fun

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Azreonn [2012-09-17 21:38:01 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh. I cleared out SUper Duper Mart all except three raiders and i turned on the com by accident. While I was in the back, I could hear a broadcast of a raider who just came in going "Hey guys I--...wait...something's not right here..." And I alost had a stroke damnit.

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GUILLE832 [2012-08-09 14:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow, we made the same xD. And what about the mission in Anchorage War Memorial with the mirelucks? For me was very difficult not to kill any mireluck, but latter I found a door in the low part and it was very easy.

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psycrowe In reply to GUILLE832 [2012-08-09 23:10:16 +0000 UTC]

With that one, I read up on the sewer entrance nest and used a stealthboy to plant the thing in the eggs X3. Nothing terribly special, which is why I didn't include anything for it in the comic.

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GUILLE832 In reply to psycrowe [2012-08-10 08:41:41 +0000 UTC]

I used to go by the high part trying not to be detected, and one day I just say: Fuck you! An I killed all of them. Damm it, they had discorved me and killed me 13 fucking times...

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HeThatLurks [2012-08-07 05:15:13 +0000 UTC]

I swear Moira tries to freakin' kill you on purpose.

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KALovejoy [2012-07-31 02:32:24 +0000 UTC]

And That about sums it up... except for the mirerlerks

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