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It's done. I kinda dragged my feet with it, but it was amusing to make nonetheless X3.

Obviously, I didn't do something for every quest, because not every part was amusing. The mirelurks were pretty straight forward. I only had to fight one, the rest I ran from xD. The library and Rivet City were pretty ho-hum, too.
Although, getting to Rivet City was something else. I took the top side route, and Super Mutants at level 6-7, or whatever I was at the time(it was low), are scary!

-Super Duper Mart was an... experience. Let's just say I didn't know how to use VATS very well, and tried to take out Raiders the old fashioned way. There was much dying before I figured it out :I
So that's why Dimi's cowering XD.

-For the damage one, I tossed a grenade at a cliff so it bounced back at Dimitri. Effective! And I didn't have to limp far to get back to Megaton XD.
As for the stitched smiley face, Moira puts one on you, somewhere, where you can't really see it. Dimi came in with a crippled leg, so I was all 'omg, Dimi has a butt cheek smiley, now?' Roflmao.

-The Rads involved having Dimitri hanging out with the bomb for a good while and listening to preacher man preach

-Mole Rat Repellent. [link] (I'm too lazy to re-type something for it XD)

-RobCo Plant was SCARY when those robots are reactivated in hostile mode. I tried to fight my way back out, but it was suicide T_T. So I reloaded and spent some time doing other things to get my science to 50 before returning XB. (The game message was traced from a screen shot I found)

-Minefield! Trying not to get blown up in more ways than one. Damn Arkansas, setting off cars deliberately >(. Not so bad, my arse. Dimitri would've liked to strangle Moira at this point

But in the end, Dimitri can thank Moira for giving her her 'Wasteland legs' and setting her on the path to Wasteland badass XD.

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Comments: 193

code541 [2011-07-27 07:40:30 +0000 UTC]

when i finished it i nuked her

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RedM555 In reply to ??? [2011-07-20 17:47:52 +0000 UTC]

When I got back from Minefield (HATE THAT PLACE), everything but my head was crippled. I have no idea how my character managed to get into Moira's with cracked ribs, two broken arms and two broken legs, but I'm sure he would've thrown Moira off the balcony if he could. As for radiation, I stood in the crater right next to the bomb, drinking irradiated water at the same time. I imagine my character was glowing when he got back to Moira.

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comcody336 In reply to ??? [2011-07-17 12:08:09 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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EDDsworldbatboy [2011-07-15 00:02:43 +0000 UTC]

one time i accidently killed moria using an missile launcher while doing an experiment... cut her leg off and fly to the ceiling...
the mercenariee became hostile, i had no chice and fire my missle launcher twice to kill him... luckly i went into the locker where moria keep the supplys and steal all unqiue items and schematics... and nuka-cola

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EDDsworldbatboy In reply to ??? [2011-07-04 20:55:06 +0000 UTC]

dont worry all i id is god mode if you on pc do ~ the do tgm

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bozhell94 [2011-06-07 00:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Those things I kinda suffered when I first played. It's funny how ironic Fallout 3 can be.

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Soldier660 [2011-06-05 20:00:45 +0000 UTC]

thats was funny !!! but i do it normal XD !!!

and Moira ! have sense of humor at least XD !!!

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pskullv [2011-05-30 10:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Funny.
An interesting method for the damage mission. However, there is a much simpler way. Just throw yourself off the walkway outside the shop and land on the ground.

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psycrowe In reply to pskullv [2011-05-31 07:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, this has been suggested to me many times, and I have tried it. But so far, the fall kills my LW every time x.x.

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pskullv In reply to psycrowe [2011-05-31 08:33:57 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps it's the armour you wear, or the location. It works for me every time.

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Heldric [2011-05-28 23:26:48 +0000 UTC]

I touck me a cupl of seconds to get the left panles.

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Wrightguy0 [2011-05-28 22:59:15 +0000 UTC]

ah yes, the rad poisoning, i drank enough bomb water to get advanced rad sickness, being cheerfully sent off to certain doom is, unsettling, but highly entertaining

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Guitardemon17 [2011-05-22 10:16:10 +0000 UTC]

Simply awesome.

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FlutterYuu [2011-05-22 06:31:38 +0000 UTC]

lol I totally hated doing troughs i wish u could kill her and gain the ex that u would doing her "Survival Guide"

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ks-claw [2011-05-20 23:09:37 +0000 UTC]

haaaaaated Super Duper Mart >< I got killed five or six times before I even got to the damn robot

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NewVegasVampire [2011-05-11 03:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Lol i love doing this quest! love your sketchs.

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GatoIshwary [2011-04-28 20:29:11 +0000 UTC]

You have literally played the same game as the rest of us...but you've put it down into aweshum-sauce!! God only knows what Dimitri would do if she met my Gizmo!!

...He lives VERY HAPPILY in OLD OLNEY.
Now I'm sure you know, 'Happy' and 'Old Olney' don't normally go together!
This is my long winded way of saying I luff yoo.

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konome [2011-04-28 03:50:08 +0000 UTC]

The minefield with Arkansas was one of the first quests I did after leaving the vault...

Man, I had no idea what was going on. Cars kept exploding and I didn't understand why -- I kept thinking I must be triggering traps or something, didn't know there was a sniper setting them off... and I'd panic and try to run away from the explosions only to end up setting off mines and causing more explosions...

I managed not to die. Somehow. Cowered in a 'safe' spot until I got my bearings.

Arkansas.... yoooouuuu...~!!! >:[

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Side-Real In reply to ??? [2011-04-26 01:28:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I hated the Survival Guide. Throwing a grenade at yourself was clever. Me? Well, when she told me to go get critically injured, I promptly walked out the door, walked to the edge of the rising, and jumped off the side of the building. Crippled both my legs on impact xD

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TGTempleton In reply to ??? [2011-04-18 16:48:26 +0000 UTC]

Bit like my Fallout 3 experience.

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AnbuCaptainMasters [2011-04-15 16:56:05 +0000 UTC]

omg.. that happened to me too. XD i dont even know if it was worth it anymore. i hid under the damn counters and prayed for mercy..

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Grogpole [2011-04-14 20:22:59 +0000 UTC]

I love your little comics they are so cool! (And very accurate, I must have spent a good half hour hiding in that store with nothing but a bb gun a 1 stimpak, trying not to get swiss cheesed by raider :/

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Sternguard In reply to ??? [2011-04-09 20:28:55 +0000 UTC]

Ah those missions were fun I have to say some of the most fun i had in the game I still remember the first time with the rat stick pop one wait to see what happens and it's head explodes.

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MaikaFranklinCLW3 In reply to ??? [2011-04-08 03:56:51 +0000 UTC]

..... I'm loving Demetri more and more... wow

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Splinter-Cell-Agent1 In reply to ??? [2011-04-06 23:45:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love your character

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funcakes1 In reply to ??? [2011-04-06 04:58:42 +0000 UTC]

When I found out she wanted me to hurt my self I thought "no way!"

I ended up meeting the objective because I got caught in an explosion when some asshat raider blew up a couple cars, wost part was he died in the explosion so i was denied my revenge.

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Sumtaedium In reply to ??? [2011-04-03 07:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, the Robco plant. >.< Scary for my poor little level 6 person, my spazzing out didn't help either.
I actually used the Robotics Expert perk to skip that part on my 2nd playthrough.

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RyceKaeks [2011-03-30 22:13:11 +0000 UTC]

the sad story that's always true to Fallout...

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GreyDrizzle [2011-03-29 18:59:02 +0000 UTC]

FLASHBACK! FLASHBACK!

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Argus321 [2011-03-27 07:26:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah,the Super Duper Mart,I remember getting shot oh so many times before dying a few times,some quite embarrassing since died once in the toilet. At least I got my first combat shotgun there,that was sweet~

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OMAHGAWD14 [2011-03-27 02:50:27 +0000 UTC]

I love her face in the super duper mart and robco factory. I actually had the science skill so I was okay. For the radiation I just drank the water outside of the bomb lol.

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akornzombie [2011-03-25 15:23:33 +0000 UTC]

My second time through, after I finished the Survival Guide I went straight to the Outcasts and did Operation Anchorage. getting there was a blast. You ever try to take down an Overlord when you're level 8 and the biggest thing you got is a scoped .44 and he's got a bloody Gatling Laser?

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VirTaAshi [2011-03-18 03:24:15 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean.
Though mainly I get my ass shot at, with ma' guns abazing, dressed up like an idiot trying to mimic the "Mysterious Stranger".

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Zemlyane [2011-03-17 16:48:09 +0000 UTC]

HaHa Moira is such a annoying NPC yet i've only killed her twice.

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SpeedDemonXYZ [2011-03-10 20:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Relationships between people are difficult, then use the Shishkebab

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Homeward [2011-03-04 19:54:11 +0000 UTC]

*laughs self to death*

I feel for you as it comes to the mine...All Dimitri has to do is keep repeating this calming mantra: Keep thinking of the caps!

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legoman2852 In reply to Homeward [2012-10-08 15:56:11 +0000 UTC]

SCOUT IZ RAINBOW DASH IZ SPY!

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GillmanNeo [2011-03-01 06:23:05 +0000 UTC]

awesome!

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mehkaela [2011-02-28 20:38:58 +0000 UTC]

mines sucked so much for that qiest. on the bright side though, i got really REALLY good at disarming them.... after i died like a hundred times..... i read this and imagine Charon laughing his ghoul ass off at my LW while shee had similar stuff happen to her.

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devilmaymeow [2011-02-25 16:01:52 +0000 UTC]

lmaoooooooo...that damn merc, always protecting Moira X3

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JopeysBeautifulVoice In reply to ??? [2011-02-25 07:51:31 +0000 UTC]

IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT.
The first time I went to that damned minefield and Arkansas popped my head off I just threw my controller down and walked away.

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ReinaHW In reply to ??? [2011-02-23 20:44:26 +0000 UTC]

With the Mirelurks I killed them all long before I did the request, then went back when I got the request, saved me a lot of sneaking around.
With the damage one I jumped off the ledge outside Moria's shop, high enough to break some bones and knock a lot of health off.

With the Super Duper Mart I used the shadows to my advantage by heading to the section off to the left first, killing raiders there and luring as many raiders as possible towards me and using the rooms as cover, afterwards I moped up the last ones and went into the back after setting a few landmines in areas I knew the worst of the raiders would be, this has been in the past couple of playthroughs, and let those deal with any raiders and moped up the rest afterwards.

The RobCo Plant I did things slowly in, survived easily, but I wanted to make sure I found everything. The rads one I used one of the bathrooms near to Colin's bar for, took me about five minutes or less to get the full amount of rads required.
With the minefield one I went into the houses at points for cover, then crept along the road carefully, being sure to defuse any mines I saw or backing away fast and not giving Arkanas time to get a bead on me before I killed him.

Great game, funny comics.

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Terminator3097 [2011-02-20 10:16:40 +0000 UTC]

i can relate 2 this...

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whimsicaltwigs [2011-02-18 06:11:44 +0000 UTC]

i share you're despise for moira...i'd like to see her attempt half of the shit she has us do haha. awesome comics.

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TaintingGoodSouls [2011-02-15 03:13:26 +0000 UTC]

been there

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legion374 [2011-02-13 14:34:25 +0000 UTC]

lol XD that is good dude

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TwoShadesRou In reply to ??? [2011-02-13 00:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe xD Awesome times in the Capital Wasteland.
I remember I went under the history museum for the cripple mission 8x. That shit was ridiculous. Nuff said.

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firebat47 In reply to ??? [2011-02-08 04:32:25 +0000 UTC]

This is probably on of the best ones I've seen you do because its all true. You have to play this game to get this.

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JakeTheSnake2023 In reply to ??? [2011-02-06 22:11:37 +0000 UTC]

for the limb, I just walked on my own mine, and I just used pulse grenades on the robots.
I love this pic so much, reminds me of the "fun" times of Fallout 3, and you've captured the feel of these quests so well.

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LittleMissAuthie [2011-02-06 14:14:24 +0000 UTC]

I feel your pain. I gave up on her when she sent me to Minefield. I hope that's the last thing she wants me to do or, good karma be damned, I'll put a bullet in her head.

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