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It's done. I kinda dragged my feet with it, but it was amusing to make nonetheless X3.

Obviously, I didn't do something for every quest, because not every part was amusing. The mirelurks were pretty straight forward. I only had to fight one, the rest I ran from xD. The library and Rivet City were pretty ho-hum, too.
Although, getting to Rivet City was something else. I took the top side route, and Super Mutants at level 6-7, or whatever I was at the time(it was low), are scary!

-Super Duper Mart was an... experience. Let's just say I didn't know how to use VATS very well, and tried to take out Raiders the old fashioned way. There was much dying before I figured it out :I
So that's why Dimi's cowering XD.

-For the damage one, I tossed a grenade at a cliff so it bounced back at Dimitri. Effective! And I didn't have to limp far to get back to Megaton XD.
As for the stitched smiley face, Moira puts one on you, somewhere, where you can't really see it. Dimi came in with a crippled leg, so I was all 'omg, Dimi has a butt cheek smiley, now?' Roflmao.

-The Rads involved having Dimitri hanging out with the bomb for a good while and listening to preacher man preach

-Mole Rat Repellent. [link] (I'm too lazy to re-type something for it XD)

-RobCo Plant was SCARY when those robots are reactivated in hostile mode. I tried to fight my way back out, but it was suicide T_T. So I reloaded and spent some time doing other things to get my science to 50 before returning XB. (The game message was traced from a screen shot I found)

-Minefield! Trying not to get blown up in more ways than one. Damn Arkansas, setting off cars deliberately >(. Not so bad, my arse. Dimitri would've liked to strangle Moira at this point

But in the end, Dimitri can thank Moira for giving her her 'Wasteland legs' and setting her on the path to Wasteland badass XD.

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Comments: 193

theavatarhouse [2011-02-04 02:49:19 +0000 UTC]

the task of hers i hated the most was the mirlurk one, it wouldn't have been so bad if i could of killed some of those things.

i thought exploding mole rats was funny.

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BiroManiac616 In reply to ??? [2011-02-03 06:56:24 +0000 UTC]

I remember my first time in the Super-Duper Mart, except that I took the bottlecap mines and mines and holed up in the men's bathroom (I still follow certain codes even in Fallout!) coxed the raiders into chasing me then BOOM BITCH! XD

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TheWendyTestaburger In reply to ??? [2011-02-03 02:17:36 +0000 UTC]

I LOVED THAT REPELLENT STICK! Except then I got the Animal Friend perk and I didn't need it anymore T.T

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ShadowGeiger [2011-01-30 21:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Pff. It was fun cleaning that pathetic Robco plant of those robots. Me and Charon had a great ass time. Of course, it's hard NOT to have a good time when you have 200 stimpaks and 2000 rounds for your Chinese Assault Rifle...

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PandaJay77 In reply to ??? [2011-01-30 05:12:02 +0000 UTC]

Great job on these! I totally felt like killing Moira and Actually did one time(save before of course). Mole rat repellant!LOL!

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biomercury [2011-01-28 23:40:43 +0000 UTC]

AUGH. HATED THESE QUESTS. I started the fooking book, died from radiation, and started the file up again. Died from invisible Raider backstabs. Died from molerats eating my ankles to the bone. Companions died from Mirelurks eating Charon's arm and Dogmeat's face. Died from the old fart with a Sniper Rifle getting me in the head when I had FULL EFING HEALTH.

...The list goes on....

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CanRay [2011-01-28 22:54:30 +0000 UTC]

And the Wasteland Survival Guide is so useful, it can be found only three years later as far as the Mojave Wasteland!

Dimitri is famous all over North America!

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Bothnia [2011-01-28 22:28:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol to every one of them! Great work! Hahaha

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VideoGameGirl In reply to ??? [2011-01-25 23:20:11 +0000 UTC]

This is hilarious. lol for the cripple mission I just jumped off the highest place I could in Megaton then limped my way back to Moira. hahaha

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El-asturiano In reply to ??? [2011-01-21 18:39:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh f***! ItΒ΄s all true! I always wanted to kill Moira! And I killed she...

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IntroducingEmy [2011-01-20 04:06:55 +0000 UTC]

ALL OF THIS

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awexis [2011-01-19 01:40:11 +0000 UTC]

hilarious.

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darthrivas [2011-01-18 23:55:28 +0000 UTC]

I'll agree with the Minefield, when i first got there i didn't know shit about Mines, so everytime i heard "Beep beep beep" it was bad news, ill agree also with the RobCo, though i did managed to fight my way back, Who needs science when you got Lazors , and Lol at the Mole Rats, it happened to me too, i was like "Whack whack" bleh, then all of the sudden "SPLAT" and i go I LIKE!!!! xD

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SeraphimIncendium [2011-01-18 21:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Love it! I remember I just kept jumping off the higher walkways in Megaton until I was sufficiently crippled. In hindsight, tossing a grenade at the wall would've been way faster...

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guitarmania07 [2011-01-18 01:19:18 +0000 UTC]

Super Duper Mart kicked my ass, it was a turning point for me, it was either I get through it in an hour or I'd put the game down for good haha Thankfully, I made it through in my time limit and when I was about to leave the vault in the back, I nearly shit my pants when I heard more come in haha seriously felt in the game at that moment, almost looked behind me just to make sure there were no Raiders there, oh gawd I love you fallout we need more fanart for this game. bless you

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OphiArts [2011-01-17 19:05:32 +0000 UTC]

Ran into super mutants at a low level as well. I was wandering around like an idiot going "WHAT'S THE WORST THAN CAN HAPPEN " And then Super Mutants. Super Mutants and Mirelurks. ;____;

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JeffnaBooots [2011-01-16 23:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha excellent. I did the exact same thing with the RobCo Plant! I hate how bloddy dark it is!
Did you end up killing Arkansas? I did the first time before I realised he was important for one of the other quests. Stoopid Wasteland Survival Guide...

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psycrowe In reply to JeffnaBooots [2011-01-17 01:09:09 +0000 UTC]

Me, too, to the darkness. I had no idea I could use the pipboy as a flashlight at that point in the game, either 6.6;.
And I did kill him. I went after him asap so I wouldn't get blown up by anymore cars XD.
Do you mean the Paradise Falls quest? I know he's one of the listed people, but if he dies before you do that quest, you just have to enslave the other three(or however many are still alive at that point xD).

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JeffnaBooots In reply to psycrowe [2011-01-17 06:03:40 +0000 UTC]

yeah, but I like to wait and get Arkansas for the slave traders. It's fun to watch him squirm
And I don't like going after the Little Lamplight girl. It feels too mean, even though I already did it

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JamesEM73 In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 23:03:06 +0000 UTC]

For the damage one i used one of my mines (I didn't have any trouble collecting the mines, so i got pretty much all of them, but I fought Arkansas and he almost killed me). anyway, I tossed the mine on the ground, stood over it and shot it... Only to find out that I apparently wasn't hurt enough and had to use another one. I crippled all but one limb!

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psycrowe In reply to JamesEM73 [2011-01-17 01:04:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol, must've been a long walk back to Moira's place, with all those cripple injuries, eh? XD
I tried a mine at first, but alas, you can't set off your own mines. At the time, it didn't dawn on me to shoot it(I was still pretty newbie-ish to the game XD). The grenade was pretty effective, though.

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Sticks06 [2011-01-16 22:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Did you know that with the radiation bit that if you got severely radiated you get a special mutation perk that broken bones mend automatically when you are about 50% irradiated? Its risky but sometimes totally worth it

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psycrowe In reply to Sticks06 [2011-01-17 01:00:58 +0000 UTC]

Yup, I got that perk from getting dangerously irradiated . Hehe, I went all out with the quests so I could complete the optional parts as well X3.

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Sticks06 In reply to psycrowe [2011-01-18 04:07:36 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Man I really wish I could get back into Fallout but sadly my friend did something for me for a good reason...I really need to focus on school work this semester so games are to be seriously limited, so he didn't bring either of them up from his home...oh well its for the best!

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DarkBloodTh In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 22:26:37 +0000 UTC]

Hm, I did some of that differently... Rivet City I went to at level 3 or 4... killed a Super mutie brute and took his minigun (which I later used to kill the GNR Behemoth with no trouble)... hurt like hell.

I didn't kill any Mirelurks... though it hurt to do so...

I just jumped off the cliff near Craterside Supply to get injured...

I drank the HIGHLY irradiated water around the bomb... gets you to 600 rads in only a few seconds.

Robco... I've done both ways. First time I played (I deleted that file and am happy cause 'm doing MUCH better now) I ran through cause my science wasn't high enough... This playthrough, I reprogrammed.

Mole rats... poor bastards...

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Kitkatinahat In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 21:06:56 +0000 UTC]

You know, you could have gotten hurt inside of Megaton. All you needed to do was jump off a building, I can't remember which one. :I

ALSO LIGHT STEP FTW BETCHES

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psycrowe In reply to Kitkatinahat [2011-01-17 01:11:38 +0000 UTC]

I wasn't aware of fall damage at the time XD. I did get on Lucas' house, though! ...and then I fell off and died, so I'm not sure if Dimi would've had enough HP, that early in the game, to survive a fall xD.

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Kitkatinahat In reply to psycrowe [2011-01-17 21:15:41 +0000 UTC]

That was the first thing that I did...other than that rad thing. DRINKING IRRADIATED WATER IS SO FUN 8B

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Mastersanosa [2011-01-16 21:05:50 +0000 UTC]

Heh, your damage idea was more creative then mine! I just put on some really nice armor, took some med-x then jumped off the railing just outside Moira's shop Brought me down to almost death and crippled both my legs XD

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elderdragonIce [2011-01-16 19:59:28 +0000 UTC]

for the radiation I went to a field of spilled toxic waste on the way to the minefield. I got up to +9/sec rads at once. and I didn't care about V.A.T.S. when I was in Super-Duper mart, the old fashoned way seemed more accurate at a distance.

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Lacerations [2011-01-16 19:56:15 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. I've been eagerly waiting for this since you posted the molerat one. I love the way you do expressions for these uh..chibi(I hate that word but it was the only one that came to mind)? sort of works.

...I just..ran out of the RobCo building(probably screaming like a little girl) the first time. lol I never put much into science. :b

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sordcooper2 [2011-01-16 18:08:58 +0000 UTC]

. . . woooow.... and here i thought that wasteland survival guide was one of the easiest quests in the game, lol, thooooough i suppose having an egghead energy weapon type guy may have helped out more than a little bit

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lilibombe [2011-01-16 17:47:09 +0000 UTC]

Your comic are always so great.
I can actually relate for most of these XD;
I remember doing that in the mall. I don't remember its name tho..

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NaiveSpaceman [2011-01-16 17:16:09 +0000 UTC]

Super Duper Mart... God I remember that place, it was the first Wasteland place I went into. It was not fun. x-x

I avoided it for awhile and came back with the bigger guns. >:3

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PrincessRosalinn [2011-01-16 17:11:07 +0000 UTC]

I LAUGHED my ASS off when I saw all of them, however the one that got THE MOST was your little one-panel on the Super Duper Mart. I remember that being the first quest I did, and that was the first place I went to and I got freaked because I hadn't figured out how to turn on my pip light yet and it was dark and I could HEAR them! I am so sure Rosalinn was like "... boned. I'm SO boned. They're EVERYWHERE." That was also the first place I died. o_o

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VisaLaMiraluka [2011-01-16 16:59:57 +0000 UTC]

For the quest about the injuries, all I did was jump from one of the Megaton platforms until my legs were crippled...The other people where no doubt giving me terrified stares (or in Jericho and Moriarty's case, amused ones)

I stripped my character down to her underwear just to see the stupid smilie face...But there was nothing! Moira lied to me

But I liked Moira anyway, my LW hated her guts I'm sure, but I really liked her character for some reason XDD

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Kendahlgirlc In reply to ??? [2011-01-16 16:32:51 +0000 UTC]

I love your Fallout doodles so much, you don't even know They're so adorablllleee.

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mewfan151 [2011-01-16 16:30:11 +0000 UTC]

To do the limb condition one, I went to minefield again...
I'd already disarmed about half of it, and killed the sniper, but there were a few I decided to stomp on... True story!

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kazza-spexy [2011-01-16 14:13:22 +0000 UTC]

XD this created many laughs and horrid flashbacks to when i last played >.>

Have you tried Fallout:New Vegas yet?

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psycrowe In reply to kazza-spexy [2011-02-09 14:04:41 +0000 UTC]

I started a serious game of NV a couple days ago. It's definitely turning out to be more challenging than FO3 in lots of ways. Let's just say I learned the hard way to stay on the road when traveling.. Giant Radscorpions are bad ass, now. And the poison effect ain't no fun, either T_T.

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kazza-spexy In reply to psycrowe [2011-02-10 11:08:28 +0000 UTC]

Have you met any Nightstalkers yet? they're worse than the Giant Radscorpions... and they look strange >.>

And yes, staying on the roads is a good idea... the first time i went off the roads i ran into a mob of Deathclaws, NOT fun

Oh, and I suggest to NEVER try hardcore mode... Don't ask....>.>

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psycrowe In reply to kazza-spexy [2011-02-26 09:55:03 +0000 UTC]

I haven't encountered a Nightstalker yet, but I do have a quest to do that apparently takes me into one of their caves. I haven't done it yet cause I'm scared to @.@

Deathclaws scare me, too. Hell, every non-human critter scares me in NV. Most of them are nasty, now (well.. except mantises, coyotes and geckos..but still!)

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